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Haha
something’s cookin’ at the kitchen, i know. its kinda gross though.
hahahahahaha, i love the headline!
that’s where i’d keep it
I think the title is funnier than the actual post… and that’s just sad.
It’s called failbooking, not funnybooking…
Fails are supposed to be either embarrassing or funny. Public embarrassment is supposed to be funny when it’s on the internet.
This fail is embarrassing enough for her to be put up here, even though some people won’t find it funny.
poor kitty
I think these are getting fake
agreed
If your fb status has both ‘lube’ and ‘cat’ in it, you clearly have issues. Ha!
Win to Dfg dfg!
I call shenanigans.
ORLY?
nah you’d notice right away if using lube instead of dish soap, extreme difference between both and the cat sure wouldn’t be the first to notice, by stepping on the plate? Who has cats walking over their clean dishes?
And why would the plate still be lubed enough for cat to slip on it? Doesn’t he rinse his dishes? why does he put them out on his counter when he’s done…?
And why a cat? Doesn’t the failer have a velociraptor?
Tee hee!!
*I* have cats walking over my dishes, in fact. I have cats that walk over *everything.* And you’d think that she’d notice, since the difference would be so obvious between lube and dish soap, but I know someone who managed to fry chicken in dish soap because she confused it with vegetable oil, and she didn’t figure it out until she ate it.
No, the most trouble I have with this post is that most personal lube is water-soluble, so her dishes shouldn’t be slippery unless she doesn’t rinse them very well.
I just imagine seeing that cat go Whoosh xD
Hey hey good lookin whatcha got cookin?
I want to see the video of the cat flying off the counter
Me too.
GRAVITY CAT IS NOT AMUSED.
Defying Gravity Cat IS amused
Fake and gay
Ooh, how adorable. It can say its own name!
A new Pokemon, perhaps?
you have squaids
2 camels in a tiny car.
I just want to know how someone can do that. Unless it were a large “Economy sized” bottle of lube or an extremely small bottle of soap. :/
This is BS- lube is water soluble and would rinse off just as soap would without leaving the dishes any slippery than they were before- and they certainly wouldn’t look or seem any cleaner. If the lube wasn’t water soluble- she’s even more of an idiot because she then would have oily dishes that she thought were clean….BS.
Lube doesn’t really foam or sud also so as soon as you started using it to wash with you’d realize it wasn’t dish-soap. Once the dishes were dry they would be no more slippery than a dish washed with anything else and WHO lets their cat walk on clean dishes?- they dig in their own crap! This person either has to be a total idiot who lives in FILTH- or, they have to be a total idiot who is trying to be funny.
Or it’s completely fabricated, because the one thing you left out in your wonderful calling-out of this total BS is the ridiculous cartooniness of a cat stepping on a “just-washed” plate and flying off a counter. First – why was the dish lying flat? Most people prop their dishes up when they dry (and if it was hand-dryed, they would have wiped off any lube that could have possibly remained on the plate (and I can’t believe I just typed that sentence)). Second – do they usually let your pets waller around their wet dishes? Is this a common thing for people with cats to do? Third – explain the physics of how a cat can “step on” a slick plate and then go sailing off a counter, and not just slip and fall.
It’s sad that the person who put this together wasn’t intelligent enough to actually create a humorous situation that was believable, and it’s even more sad that so many people buy it. What makes this site funny is REAL situations and REAL posts, but in the last week I’ve seen at least 10 posts that were so obviously fabricated that they’re making me not ever want to come back.
To anyone who would defend something like this because, “gawd u dnt get it who caers if its reel its funy and i had lolz!” then please enjoy it to the end of your days; if you don’t get how stupid this is and how stupid you are for liking it, then I wash my hands of you.
You say you’re washing your hands… with lube or dish soap?
Don’t forget to double check the soap bottle before you wash your hands…
If i knew who u were, this might actually hurt my feelings…. yea probably not
The cat thing sounds funny yet… Poor kitty… >:
silicone lube isn’t water soluble like traditional lube and silicone lube is about 10,000 times better than water based lube.
Someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah…
I find this comment funny because it has a double meaning. Dinah could refer to a girl, which the lube would be used with, or in reference to the cat, as that is the name of Alice’s cat from Alice in Wonderland.
Proceed at laughing at my nerdiness.
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It’s be even funnier if they used the dish soap instead of lube the next time they we getting it on with someone.
That’s what it gets for being on the kitchen counter. Bad kitty!!
Good god, it’s pitiful how many of you are overanalyzing this. The OP posted it as an obvious joke. The fail comes in when her friend, as did so many of you hundred-watt bulbs, took the joke far too seriously. OP just ran with it. Let it go, guys.
Bwah, ha hah!
It would have been so much funnier if she had used the ‘lube’ before she washed the dishes.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
oh man, that was hilarious.
*blankly stares at cat* *cat steps on dish and goes flying.* *still is looking at cat trying to hold in laughter* *snickers* BHHABHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA
I just laughed so hard I peed a little.