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lmaoooo
What the name says.
Damn you Monday, damn you.
This is not a fail!!!!!!!
yes it is. its a fail at marriage.
sadly.. this is whats failbooking coming to
no, but it made me feel a little better about my monday
Who gets “woken up” at 9am?
… People who aren’t already awake at 9 am?
Lazy and unemployed people.
How about people who work the night shift, dufus?
I already covered this. The odds that she has a night shift are small, at best. Since it wasn’t explained in this post we have to assume that is not a case regardless.
How about covering this then. Her husband, unless he’s an alcoholic, probably went out drinking on a Friday or a Saturday. Which means it’s either Saturday or Sunday. Which means she probably has the day off.
Or do you think everyone should work seven days a week or they’re lazy?
Five days out of seven days in a week are work days. The odds are in my favor. People who are willing to drive while drunk more than likely don’t limit drinking to the weekend.
Also: The title of this post says “Monday”. Blame the people who make this blog for giving false information, not me.
90% of the people I know who drive home drunk do so on the weekends.
Likewise, let’s assume the people who make the blog know what date that the entry was made – which, by the way, they don’t – I can name a dozen businesses in my small city who are closed Sunday – Monday off the top of my head. One of which is a bank.
Maybe it was her day off.
Maybe every day is her day off because she is unemployed and lazy and useless and disgusting and fat and bad.
Hey, I don’t actually start work until 12:00 most days, so I like sleeping in until 10:10.
You are the minority. Majority speaks unless otherwise noted. “Otherwise” was not noted here.
Oh my…. Husband Fail
Post Win!
Not a fail…but funny none the less.
Woken up at 9am you say? I am supposed to assume this was a weekend or that this woman works odd hours?
I’m not buying it you unemployed pile of garbage. Get off of facebook and get a job.
Maybe she is an at home mom, or works nights, maybe she is handicapped. You don’t know that she is an unemployed piece of garbage. And for the record our economy sucks right now and it isn’t that easy to go out and just get a job!!!!!!!!!!!
If she is an “at home mom” I propose the making of an “At home mom fail” site. It can be just pictures of lazy wives who think it’s difficult to sit around all day and do laundry and then demand “me time” and decide on a whim that they will order out instead of making a meal because they are tired from doing nothing all day.
Does she work nights? I doubt she is in the extremely small minority of the population that don’t work days.
I know a lot about the “handicapped”, they are mostly fat people who ate so much that they can’t work a normal job anymore so they need to live off of hard working people.
Oh look, another economy excuse. It’s a pity that most people who are working so hard to look for a job are so stuck up that they wouldn’t lower themselves to a job stocking shelves or preparing food. I guess I should feel bad for them for not being able to get a job as a lazy secretary. Instead I should keep paying out of pocket for lazy pricks who pretend that they can’t find a job.
Wow. You have some serious anger issues and you’re also an idiot.
Care to give details so I can tear them apart one by one and make you look foolish?
Yeah, my husband thought the stay-at-home mom thing was easy, and couldn’t get why I was tired. He was an ass like you… and now we’re divorced, I have a night job, and my house is a hell of a lot cleaner and I’m way less tired now, because I’m not having to pick up after him or listen to his bull shit.
I know you’re not going to listen to me, but to you women out there in that same boat, wise up and leave that jerk.
So working ~8 hours a day on top of doing what you already have to do around the house makes you less tired than just doing waht you normally do around the house? Is that what you’re saying?
Epic fail.
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Her reply
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Your head
No no, it’s more like;
anyone’s reply ))))——>
( ) ) <—–his ass
<—- his head.
My point remains solid and untouched. This woman being intolerable as a mate does not falsify my point.
Yes, when divorced she likely lives in a smaller house, and when you don’t have to pick up after a person and look out for his needs, it saves oodles of time. Also, when someone is not supportive, it is very, very energy draining.
Why don’t you try giving someone the benefit of the doubt for once? Even if she WAS unemployed and not a mother (and where, exactly, is your proof of that?), why don’t you quit your job (if YOU even have one) and see how hard it is to get a new one? Answer: incredibly hard. My girlfriend’s gone through at least eighty applications. Another friend just passed thirty. This isn’t through lack of qualifications, either.
I’m so sorry we can’t fit into your perfect world were everyone is an ignorant, intolerant moron.
Agreed…..Agreed.
Yeah, economy has become the convenient stock excuse for why I have to pay higher taxes for these lazy lard asses to sit at home on Facebook all day complaining about how hard it is being unemployed.
yet you’re on failblog saying that people should get off facebook…
Correct. I have a job.
Wow, you just assume someone is unemployed? What if she is a server? Or she works part-time? Or is a student? Or perhaps she just gets to work at 11 or 12. It’s not all that uncommon. And yeah, unemployed doesn’t equal pile of garbage. It’s pretty difficult to land a job these days.
Yeah, it’s so hard to get a job that I passed a Subway only a couple hours ago with a “Now Hiring” sign out front. I could probably find a dozen more in a weeks time, and if I needed a job I would be man enough to apply to a place far below my qualifications just to make an honest salary.
The same cannot be said for most of this disgusting population.
I work 10:30 to 6:30 most days. But most people tend to work in the evenings, I’ve noticed. I personally like having my evenings off for my other obligations
I MUST agree with ‘Xenon’.
My wife is a stay at home mom. She is because I make 6 figures. And before i changed to a higher paying career, she worked nights 6 days a week. YOU, sir, are a prime example of the “ignorant, intolerant morons” that bring about the prejudice excuses for humans like those at Westboro church. Your sort of narrow minded thinking is the sort of thing that results in 9/11. If you don’t already have kids, go do the world a favor and go get a vasectomy.
You speak of prejudice and then you compare me to the Westboro Baptist church? All because I made a true statement that you cannot dispute?
How amusing.
Your wife is lazy. You may not agree with me today, but give it 20 pounds and you’ll see things my way.
For someone who is complaining about how much time someone spends on facebook you sure do spend a fair amount of time on failbook. And, quit arguing, no one here is capable of giving definitive proof of whether or not someone is or is not lazy over the internet.
However, following it is rather amusing. =)
I have a job. Next.
Yes. We can all see how hard you’re working at your “job”.
With how much you argue on the internet, I must imagine that your job isn’t all that important to you.
Not all of us are capable of getting jobs after being a productive part of society and then *becoming* disabled. I had a friend who couldn’t find a job for FIVE YEARS after she became disabled because she had always worked standing jobs. She now works evenings 2 days a week. She’s not a fat slob sitting on her ass. She has a legitimate disability. You however seem to have the worst ones: INTOLERANCE & NARROW-MINDEDNESS
Everybody feed the Troll quick!
I really sense some passive-aggressive tension in this.
Ahh, the life of an American housewife.
^drama fail.
The Fail is the husband.
Can’t say that I’ve ever had that type of morning before. But if I did, I can guarantee that I’d mutter something along the lines of “you dumbass,” hang up the phone, and go back to sleep for a few hours. Then I’d seriously contemplate my life’s decisions by ending up with such a failure at life…
Also, not all of us have 8-5, 9-5 jobs. How utterly boring and predictable. I’ll take my ‘odd’ second shift hours, thanks.
No reason to be hateful and assume the worst all the time, even on this site!
Not a fail. First off, there’s nothing funny about drunk driving. Second, she certainly meant to update her status with a frustrated, sarcastic tone. I work 9:30 to 6 on weekdays, but I would be pissed too if I was woken up at 9am on a Saturday after coming home at 3am because a lot of people who have lives (working hard and playing hard) tend to stay up late Friday nights.
Now if she said noon, that would be more reasonably a fail.
Give her a break, folks! It sounds more like a Saturday or Sunday to me (woken up at 9am, husband driving around drunk the night before)
Wow, it’s amazing to me how uppity some people get over something they’ve cooked up in their own heads.
I used to work evening shift, 3-11:15, so I got to bed around 1 am most nights, which would put me waking up around 9:30-10. My kids were always pretty good and would sleep with me so I could get some rest and get up in time to do chores before I had to go to work again. So, just because a person gets woken up at 9:00 A.M. does not mean they are lazy and unemployed. In fact, a great many of the woman dominated jobs (at least in the US) are in the health care and service industry, and the most available shifts are generally evenings, nights and weekends. There is often a shift differential with evening and overnight shifts, giving extra incentive to work the less desirable shifts. Plus, childcare is less expensive if you can work an evening or night shift and stay at home with the kids in the day while the hubby watches the kids in the evening (or vica versa). So, I would say that it is not a stretch at all to say that maybe this person works evenings or nights.
Um, anyone whining about the poster being lazy — couldn’t she have written this on a Sunday (or possibly Saturday)? Maybe she had a late night the night before. You mean to tell me you’ve never stayed up late and slept in lbefore in your life? Try living a little.
Wow… I’m surprised no one has thought to ask this:
Why is the number from the jail blocked?
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that sounds more like something that should be put on fmylife.com