Narn is the homeworld of the Narn and the Narn Regime. Prior to the Centauri’s first invasion, Narn was a healthy green planet. Now it has the look of a slightly more habitable Mars. The surface temperature can fluctuate by at least 60 degrees Fahrenheit on any given day. Before the Centauri invasion the planet was dominated by primordial jungles and forests, teeming with animal life. Craggy mountains and small, landlocked seas covered the rest of the globe. One of the most revered locations on Narn is the G’Quon mountain range which was once home to the vicious On’Vik and herds of wild Dar and horned beasts called Natok that stomp and make noise when angered or disturbed.
However, following the two Centauri occupations the Narn homeworld now is fairly barren, with a thin atmosphere and low humidity. Much of the land is a desolate rose-copper desert, as the Centauri’s first occupation decimated the environment; very few areas of original forest and jungle remain. Although the Narn reclaimed much of their planet for agriculture, they managed to restore relatively small areas of forest and jungle. The Centauri’s second invasion of Narn caused massive climatic upheavals due to asteroid bombardment. The current state of the planet’s already depleted biosphere after the bombardment is grim, with Narn’s few remaining large animal species (such as the Val) endangered. Apparently only the avian species seem to be flourishing; it seems a general consensus among the Narn and alien scientists that only heavy terraforming can return the planet to its former condition of lush forestland.
That’s not even true. Herpes can be transmitted without any outbreak. If not, it would have been eraticated centuries ago by persecuting those with sores.
You gotta know the truth if you’d like to avoid having your junk fall off. Find out the facts, kiddos, don’t trust some guy on some chat board to give you good info when your pecker is on the line.
you ma’am, are dumb. you got the virus most probably but if you didn’t have an outbreak yet it is because the virus can exist in a dormant state in your body for your whole life! don’t procreate!
Um, no. ALL STDS can be transmitted through oral sex. People who think like you are the reason STDS are so prevalent. They think they’re safe as long as it isn’t up the vagoo.
not true. it would next to impossible to get hiv through oral sex. amy’s mouth would have to have massive open bleeding sores and even then it would be unlikely. you can theoretically transmit it through saliva but it would take gallons and gallons of contaminated spit…
And by massive bleeding sores you do of course mean a small cut. The risk to the man is probably fairly low (how often do you accidentally cut your penis?) but the risk of a woman getting HIV from an infected man is pretty high.
Which is why, children, don’t have sex unless your ready to have what comes with it. Or wear a fucking condom. Jesus. -_- Though it may not stop things 100%, its better then nothing.
Here is how I think this went, “Hey I don’t like you in that way, but you looked really sad when I rejected you, so how about some consolation head?” LOL
why? because she had sex without wanting to be in a relationship immediately afterwards? huh. sounds like EVERY MAN IN HISTORY. so all men are whores? actually I don’t even need to ask that.
“Every” man?
Umm… yeah… I have yet to have sex outside a relationship… And I don’t plan on doing so. And I doubt “every” man has had sex without going into a relationship. You feminist, you.
Why? Because she put on facebook that she gives out sympathy blowjobs freely. As a male i’m all for it, however she should not expect herself to be wifey material in the near future. Yes we men like whores, we just dont want our mothers and daughters to be one of them. To many girls these days are damaged goods out of middle school.
In other words, if a girl has any self respect then she will keep some things private. Im sure she will garner all the attention she will get now from the guys she knows, just hope the poor creature doesnt actually get delusions that they will be interested because of her bright personality.
not if he doesnt name her in it. like if your significant other isnt on facebook you can list yourself as “in a relationship” but it wont list anyone as “in a relationship with amy the slut”
but in real life, both people generally have to agree they are in a relationship-this agreement is either verbally or a general understanding. A blowjob does not constitute a relationship, neither does sex.
@wang – That’s only if he wanted to link to her on his profile. Anyone can list themselves as “in a relationship” without getting someone else’s permission. (Otherwise, how would those whose significant others are without Facebook accounts list themselves as taken?)
I kinda thought of a Skins episode, where Emily has ‘sympathy sex’ with JJ. (The British Skins, if anyone happens to know… )
Maybe it was something like that? The guy is really nice, girl feels sorry for him (maybe he’s ‘inexperienced’) and gives him a bj but he overthinks it.
Poor JJ – I mean James
Here’s why this is faked… when you click that you’re in a relationship with someone on FB, that other person must agree to it before it even displays on either person’s wall that you’re in a relationship. In other words, she would have had to agree that they were in a relationship and then responded about the sympathy blowjay in disagreement. Either this is faked, or she’s just that dumb.
Wait… she said “blowjay” so… she may just be that dumb.
omg where do I even begin? First of all hears a *face palm* second of all
The “in a relationship thing” does not specify with whom it just says jason is in a relationship so no one else has to agree to anything. If i went and put married and didn’t put the name Facebook wouldnt need to ask anyone else to agree. Okay . Thanks
First! lol
Narn is the homeworld of the Narn and the Narn Regime. Prior to the Centauri’s first invasion, Narn was a healthy green planet. Now it has the look of a slightly more habitable Mars. The surface temperature can fluctuate by at least 60 degrees Fahrenheit on any given day. Before the Centauri invasion the planet was dominated by primordial jungles and forests, teeming with animal life. Craggy mountains and small, landlocked seas covered the rest of the globe. One of the most revered locations on Narn is the G’Quon mountain range which was once home to the vicious On’Vik and herds of wild Dar and horned beasts called Natok that stomp and make noise when angered or disturbed.
However, following the two Centauri occupations the Narn homeworld now is fairly barren, with a thin atmosphere and low humidity. Much of the land is a desolate rose-copper desert, as the Centauri’s first occupation decimated the environment; very few areas of original forest and jungle remain. Although the Narn reclaimed much of their planet for agriculture, they managed to restore relatively small areas of forest and jungle. The Centauri’s second invasion of Narn caused massive climatic upheavals due to asteroid bombardment. The current state of the planet’s already depleted biosphere after the bombardment is grim, with Narn’s few remaining large animal species (such as the Val) endangered. Apparently only the avian species seem to be flourishing; it seems a general consensus among the Narn and alien scientists that only heavy terraforming can return the planet to its former condition of lush forestland.
WTF????
WTF?
You sir, win +1 Internetz and +1 Information Overload
Trolling win! You made me lol.
o-o
TLDR
Ditto -.-
Idiots who missed the point.
narm?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Win! lol
she actually admitted lol
here is another awkward relationship that fail
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/FAILPictures/dating_fail/8-1-0-337
first!!
true , true
failst
Indeed.
wow
EPIC!
Agreed
Jajaja Poor guy!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ouchhhh~
LOL…brutal truth.
Oh, BURN!
this is actually kind of cute in a wrong and naïve way lmao.
What a skank.
GO AMY GO
ouch..
Where can I go to get a sympathy blowjay from Amy?
Bingo – my question exactly.
eBay
ebay, for all your needs ^_^
Jason prooobabaly should get himself tested in the near future.
For what? Unless she had a coldsore, there’s not a whole lot that can be transmitted through a blowjob.
Yeah, um, herpes is forever. Use a dental dam kids! Just kidding, you’ll never do that, enjoy your herpes.
True, however, unless they had a cold sore, the virus is dormant and not transmittable.
That’s not even true. Herpes can be transmitted without any outbreak. If not, it would have been eraticated centuries ago by persecuting those with sores.
You gotta know the truth if you’d like to avoid having your junk fall off. Find out the facts, kiddos, don’t trust some guy on some chat board to give you good info when your pecker is on the line.
I say let’s persecute them anyways!
Funny, because my boyfriend has had oral herpes his entire life, and I have yet to develop it.
you ma’am, are dumb. you got the virus most probably but if you didn’t have an outbreak yet it is because the virus can exist in a dormant state in your body for your whole life! don’t procreate!
that is super gross why would you even date a guy who had that ewwww so gross lol
Um, no. ALL STDS can be transmitted through oral sex. People who think like you are the reason STDS are so prevalent. They think they’re safe as long as it isn’t up the vagoo.
not true. it would next to impossible to get hiv through oral sex. amy’s mouth would have to have massive open bleeding sores and even then it would be unlikely. you can theoretically transmit it through saliva but it would take gallons and gallons of contaminated spit…
…the more you know…
The risk of getting HIV form oral sex is .5 in 1000. Very small risk, but it IS a risk. Oral sex is not safe sex by any means.
And by massive bleeding sores you do of course mean a small cut. The risk to the man is probably fairly low (how often do you accidentally cut your penis?) but the risk of a woman getting HIV from an infected man is pretty high.
True as this may be, the original commenter did NOT say “She should get tested.”
Which is why, children, don’t have sex unless your ready to have what comes with it. Or wear a fucking condom. Jesus. -_- Though it may not stop things 100%, its better then nothing.
Flavored condoms ftw!
Amys a whorreeeee
amy if u are reading this i have a real sob story!! please contact me!!
yes zach, we all want to know where she lives.
Fail….. LMAO……
xDDDDD
Aw, the guy’s so excited. I feel bad for him.
Yeah… give him some sympathy.
this is funny in so many levels though i do feel sorry for the guy
hahaha epic! amy sounds like a slut!
Sympathy Blowjobs… When I tell someone off now, I’m going to tell them to go and give a guy named Jason a ‘Sympathy Blowjob’
I wish Amy was my Friend!
I love this website, it totally makes my day, always find things to make me laugh on here.
Sometimes I wish it weren’t anonymous. I’d love to follow up with the emotional aftermath of his embarrassment. Ahhh damn you censorship!
owned and win nice
HAHAHAHAH, made me ROFL
Epic WIN!!!^^
aw, poor baby….I’m sorry she was rude enough to say it on FB. I would have at least told you in private.
Here is how I think this went, “Hey I don’t like you in that way, but you looked really sad when I rejected you, so how about some consolation head?” LOL
I wish that was a certain Jason I know, jajajajajaja
What a whore!
why? because she had sex without wanting to be in a relationship immediately afterwards? huh. sounds like EVERY MAN IN HISTORY. so all men are whores? actually I don’t even need to ask that.
OH NO FEMINIST ALERT!
ontopic: I know an Amy, I wouldn’t mind getting a little sympathy from her ^^
OH NO, MORON ALERT.
Do you even listen to the stupidity that comes out of your mouth?
So you can call her a whore after?
Yeah, but not everyone posts about it on facebook… dipshit.
“Every” man?
Umm… yeah… I have yet to have sex outside a relationship… And I don’t plan on doing so. And I doubt “every” man has had sex without going into a relationship. You feminist, you.
Why? Because she put on facebook that she gives out sympathy blowjobs freely. As a male i’m all for it, however she should not expect herself to be wifey material in the near future. Yes we men like whores, we just dont want our mothers and daughters to be one of them. To many girls these days are damaged goods out of middle school.
You’re a repellent person and I sincerely hope you die in a fire.
You just made my day.
…Let’s kill it with fire.
I second that
wow the truth hurts doesnt it. if you can’t handle sexist (albeit true) statements get off the net.
I hope you die of gonorrhea in the eye.
In other words, if a girl has any self respect then she will keep some things private. Im sure she will garner all the attention she will get now from the guys she knows, just hope the poor creature doesnt actually get delusions that they will be interested because of her bright personality.
No worries about that bright personality thing … pretty sure like will find like in the shallow pool of Amy and Jason acquaintances.
By the fact that she didn’t send that in a message she’s fucked up, but at the same time she did give him a sympathy blowjob
The first times free ;D
You’re just jelous that you don’t have friends that can make you feel good even when you’re feeling down.
so am I.
This is funny on so many levels…. I’m still laughing. Best failbooking in a while
Ouch. Just…ouch.
no just means your a skank
Sorry, Jason, that it’s not going to work out. She seems like a nice girl, though. And I guess you’ve already collected your consolation prize…
The word “Whore” comes to mind…. And self-dilluted idiot…
i’m pretty sure to be in a relationship, it is a mutual thing (like she has to agree on it…)
She agreed on the BJ. Poor guy must have thought that the BJ meant, “I wanna date you.”
not if he doesnt name her in it. like if your significant other isnt on facebook you can list yourself as “in a relationship” but it wont list anyone as “in a relationship with amy the slut”
but in real life, both people generally have to agree they are in a relationship-this agreement is either verbally or a general understanding. A blowjob does not constitute a relationship, neither does sex.
Hello captain Obvious
Hah, I know an Amy too. Knowing her, it might be the same one. Random sex does sound like her. Poor guy, know where you’re sticking your penis.
Damn, it’s gonna be awkward next time they see each other!
Fake, obviously.
@wang – That’s only if he wanted to link to her on his profile. Anyone can list themselves as “in a relationship” without getting someone else’s permission. (Otherwise, how would those whose significant others are without Facebook accounts list themselves as taken?)
I don’t think she’s a whore. A lot of ladies do stuff like this because we can be really pathetic when horny.
In another topic, somebody call the firetruck, ’cause he got BURNED
I kinda thought of a Skins episode, where Emily has ‘sympathy sex’ with JJ. (The British Skins, if anyone happens to know…
)
Maybe it was something like that? The guy is really nice, girl feels sorry for him (maybe he’s ‘inexperienced’) and gives him a bj but he overthinks it.
Poor JJ – I mean James
37?!?
There should be more causal oral sex, lets get licking and sucking people! remember your kids are not smoking weed when their lips are occupied :O <=8
LMAO!!!!!!
If You Seek Amy
LMAOOO!!!!
I just want to know, when did we start calling them blowjays?
ha, ha! just what i was thinking! (^_^)
i was wondering if anyone else was thinking this. took till the last comment.
Amy’s a nasty tart
I want some sympathy too, Amy.
Here’s why this is faked… when you click that you’re in a relationship with someone on FB, that other person must agree to it before it even displays on either person’s wall that you’re in a relationship. In other words, she would have had to agree that they were in a relationship and then responded about the sympathy blowjay in disagreement. Either this is faked, or she’s just that dumb.
Wait… she said “blowjay” so… she may just be that dumb.
omg where do I even begin? First of all hears a *face palm* second of all
The “in a relationship thing” does not specify with whom it just says jason is in a relationship so no one else has to agree to anything. If i went and put married and didn’t put the name Facebook wouldnt need to ask anyone else to agree. Okay . Thanks
WIN! but you spelt *here’s* wrong so that would make it FAIL..lol
I love how she manages to use her own sluttiness to make him look stupid… classic girl move. Genius.
Interesting article, I am now a subscriber!
classic xD