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	<title>Comments on: BUT I LOVE YOU!</title>
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		<title>By: Will</title>
		<link>http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/03/11/funny-facebook-fails-but-i-love-you/comment-page-1/#comment-226724</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Will]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 05:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My favorite part is #3; specifically the &quot;probably never&quot; part.

It&#039;s like he wanted to say never, but knew that it if the conditions were right.... yeah, he probably would&#039;ve still hit it...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My favorite part is #3; specifically the &#8220;probably never&#8221; part.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s like he wanted to say never, but knew that it if the conditions were right&#8230;. yeah, he probably would&#8217;ve still hit it&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Jaymie</title>
		<link>http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/03/11/funny-facebook-fails-but-i-love-you/comment-page-1/#comment-166468</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jaymie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 08:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i figured they were engaged or something....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i figured they were engaged or something&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/03/11/funny-facebook-fails-but-i-love-you/comment-page-1/#comment-117238</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Chris]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 16:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[^WIN]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>^WIN</p>
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		<title>By: DaGe</title>
		<link>http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/03/11/funny-facebook-fails-but-i-love-you/comment-page-1/#comment-70546</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DaGe]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 12:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;don&#039;t-know-how-to-talk&quot;? Can you still understand what they&#039;re trying to convey?

Or do they say &quot;anyways&quot; and it messes with your head so hard you s**t yourself, then you stand there, motionless, with a scared and stupid look on your face?

GTFO... &quot;don&#039;t-know-how-to-talk&quot;...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;don&#8217;t-know-how-to-talk&#8221;? Can you still understand what they&#8217;re trying to convey?</p>
<p>Or do they say &#8220;anyways&#8221; and it messes with your head so hard you s**t yourself, then you stand there, motionless, with a scared and stupid look on your face?</p>
<p>GTFO&#8230; &#8220;don&#8217;t-know-how-to-talk&#8221;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Katie Needz Dictionary</title>
		<link>http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/03/11/funny-facebook-fails-but-i-love-you/comment-page-1/#comment-70460</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Katie Needz Dictionary]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 04:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anyways]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anyways" rel="nofollow">http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anyways</a></p>
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		<title>By: stfu229</title>
		<link>http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/03/11/funny-facebook-fails-but-i-love-you/comment-page-1/#comment-24868</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[stfu229]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 03:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HERE IS WHAT DEFINITELY HAPPENED:
A female is in love with  the above boy, and she stalks him but he wants nothing to do with her. So,
1. He is shocked and scared to know how she found his home phone number because he probably only gave her his cell number.
2. She calls him and tried to leave a seductive message declaring her love for him but he lives with his family so they all heard it. 
3. She wants to fuck him, and mentioned it on the voicemail, but he has ruled out the possibility of it ever happening. 
4. The crazy stalker thinks they are going to get married, but this also is not going to happen.
5. She has changed her last name to his on facebook and keeps commenting on his photos because she is in love with him.

THE END, PEOPLE. IT WAS NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HERE IS WHAT DEFINITELY HAPPENED:<br />
A female is in love with  the above boy, and she stalks him but he wants nothing to do with her. So,<br />
1. He is shocked and scared to know how she found his home phone number because he probably only gave her his cell number.<br />
2. She calls him and tried to leave a seductive message declaring her love for him but he lives with his family so they all heard it.<br />
3. She wants to fuck him, and mentioned it on the voicemail, but he has ruled out the possibility of it ever happening.<br />
4. The crazy stalker thinks they are going to get married, but this also is not going to happen.<br />
5. She has changed her last name to his on facebook and keeps commenting on his photos because she is in love with him.</p>
<p>THE END, PEOPLE. IT WAS NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND.</p>
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		<title>By: Sooooooo...</title>
		<link>http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/03/11/funny-facebook-fails-but-i-love-you/comment-page-1/#comment-20592</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sooooooo...]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 02:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it was a run on sentence? Don&#039;t get me wrong, I&#039;m all about the Grammar Gestapo, but, you know...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So it was a run on sentence? Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;m all about the Grammar Gestapo, but, you know&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: badabing</title>
		<link>http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/03/11/funny-facebook-fails-but-i-love-you/comment-page-1/#comment-19949</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[badabing]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 05:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you can set your status as married on facebook w/o actually being married...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you can set your status as married on facebook w/o actually being married&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: badabing</title>
		<link>http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/03/11/funny-facebook-fails-but-i-love-you/comment-page-1/#comment-19948</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[badabing]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[rotflol WINNNN did no one see this???]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>rotflol WINNNN did no one see this???</p>
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		<title>By: Caleb</title>
		<link>http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/03/11/funny-facebook-fails-but-i-love-you/comment-page-1/#comment-19743</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Caleb]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 13:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You didn&#039;t capitalize the &quot;S&quot; in &quot;So&quot;. It was the beginning of a sentence, that means it should be capitalized!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You didn&#8217;t capitalize the &#8220;S&#8221; in &#8220;So&#8221;. It was the beginning of a sentence, that means it should be capitalized!</p>
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