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  1. Well played sir…Well played indeed.

  2. LMAO! WOW these just get funnier and funnier

  3. some guy says:

    nobody cares who was first…whoever comments ‘first’ on everything is retarded

  4. Jim says:

    Um….if you want to talk about fails, let us consider the editor for this entry who greened out Matt’s name on his posts, but left it there in Purple’s first reply……….

  5. lameo says:

    That should be “what DO Matt’s penis and a spell-checker have in common?”

    • Humm. says:

      To be honest, I think it can be either do or does. If it’s does, it’s just what the wang has in common with a spell-checker, and when it’s do, it means both of them… But I dunno, to me they both sound reasonable and I’d go with either of them.

      • that guy says:

        You fail.

        “Matt’s penis and a spell-checker” = “they”

        correct: “What DO they have in common?”
        fail: “What DOES they have in common?”

      • Min says:

        Grammar does not care what sounds right to you. “Matt’s penis and a spell-checker” is a plural object, and thus a plural verb is appropriate. “Do” is plural, “Does” is singular.

      • Xenon says:

        It would only be correct if it was “What does X have in common with Y?” Otherwise, it’s “What do X and Y have in common?”

  6. sophia says:

    aaaah! paycheck doesnt make sense, its paycheque?!

  7. elixsson says:

    so if he begs, he can blow his wife right? sweet

  8. Garry says:

    Bull-Shit – that is all I have to say.

  9. EJ says:

    “Neither get much action” would suggest that his spelling is good, making the “joke” kind of a failure in my eyes.

  10. Jordan says:

    I’d say his spellchecker gets lots of action… He types like he’s in the third grade.

  11. Mary says:

    Fucking stupid. Those kind of jokes aren’t even funny. Big epic fail right there.

  12. jason says:

    if all hes gotta do is beg every time i dont see why hes complaining

  13. I was thinking the answer might be, “Both are always smaller then you claim.”


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