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  1. Like most things here, this seems pretty fake.

  2. that guy says:

    first

  3. callmetheman says:

    Wow……

  4. Kama says:

    Fucking slut

  5. Heather says:

    Oh holy shit.

  6. so? says:

    Even moms have needs.

  7. Eidyl says:

    oh wow… wonder if they should have waited until daddy replied. Yeouch

  8. Orrin says:

    That’s totally not fake.

    • I'm a pac-man geek. I'm a grammar nazi. I'm a "first" troll. Any questions? says:

      They’re totally covering up the delete button, though!

  9. Farris says:

    I think it’s funny that the OP’s name is covered on the status update, but the mother’s response has the full name “Bianca” exposed.

  10. hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

  11. Mando says:

    Dang. what a trip. lol that must’ve been awkward as fuck.

  12. Monsi says:

    Funny how you try to keep the name of the girl a secret, but then blatantly show it in the mom’s response.

  13. lunaticengine says:

    how are these not trolls? seriously, this crap can’t be for real.

  14. That is a huge FAIL.

  15. benji says:

    fake and gay :3

  16. wow..total Epic Failure.

  17. benladen says:

    totally not fake. im the “neihbor”

  18. Furriner says:

    Early release? What else was mom supposed to do while you were in jail, Bianca?

  19. Jeff says:

    I like how Bianca replies “Mom?” as if she wanted confirmation that the person above her, with her mother’s name and picture, was really her mother.

  20. Dazzrik says:

    These fake entries are getting really annoying. Blocking out the timestamps to try to further disguise the fakeness was a nice touch though.

  21. notaname says:

    Why is the time covered?

  22. Fake and Gay says:

    This totaly Fake and Gay!

  23. The only thing “lame” about Failbooking anymore is all the idiot users who can’t unsubscribe if they don’t like it and just go away. This was hilarious.

    • Miles says:

      I think what’s even lamer are the people who whine about people whining. I mean, really, deal with it just like you ask others to.

      • Paprika says:

        But you just whined about someone whining about people whining! It never ends!!! AHHH!

        • littlestevie says:

          Seriously, I’ve gotta complain on how you whine about how they just whined about someone whining about people whining!

          • Lexxi says:

            Seriously, I’ve gotta complain on how you whine about how they just whined about how they just whined about someone whining about people whining!

            • Phoebe says:

              they don’t know that we know that they know that we know that they now know that we know now that they’re in the know now!
              you know?

  24. Fail on Failbook!, why they covered up biancas name if it appears in the mothers commeNt

    FAIL ON FAILBOOK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Emil Sevon says:

    Every girl’s a slut, except mom, she quit…

    Or did she….?

  26. D says:

    Obviously fake, or else why would she cover up the time stamps? Because they’re too close together to be believable.

  27. Stufreddy says:

    I don’t buy it. I have no proof but I’m calling it.

    • Miles says:

      Not like any one can prove it is real. Which is the sad part of this site. People can fabricate these just to get on the site and take away entertainment from the real ones that probably deserve more.

  28. 21JOKER says:

    What a name is Banca?? WTF !!’

    Where are the good old names Banca wtf its a bottle in Eastern European languages
    Tottal NAME FAIL !

    • know-it-all says:

      no, it’s not bottle.
      if you want to troll around and diss people’s names, get your facts straight!
      banka is a can or a jar, not a bottle!

  29. Beartwig says:

    I smell a divorce coming! :D

  30. LaughingNahga says:

    Perhaps mom and dad have an ‘agreement” of sorts……

  31. decoren45 says:

    EPIC

  32. Joe says:

    Luke 12:2-3 anyone? XD

  33. Jamie Jo says:

    At least she wasnt in YOUR bed…

  34. Jeremy says:

    If this is real, I think the girl probably regrets putting that up on FB right away. As soon as one person read that, there was no way to keep the entire town from hearing about it. The girl was probably pissed at the mom then but when she calms down, she’s going to feel really embarrasses that the whole town knows about here mom and the neighbor. If they didn’t know already, that is.

    Remember kids, don’t post in anger or haste. Also, anything you post on FB can and will be used against you in a court of law by people including, but not limited to; friends, enemies, associates, the police, co-workers, family, in-laws, strangers, the government, your boss, a potential boss, the illuminati, lawyers and the failbook site.

    In fact, you know what; it’s best to just not use FaceBook ever.


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