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  1. PYLrulz says:

    I like the 4th idea

  2. Daniel says:

    Donate it to a charity… such as ‘Help me survive’…
    I got nothing.

  3. Ryan says:

    Whiskey n Whores =D

  4. jonga says:

    buy a rope and go hang yourself.

  5. lol buy the new faceless cd! Best idea ever! That’s one of my favorite cd’s ever! If you click my link and go to my ‘website’ (my youtube page) I actually have a guitar cover of one of the songs from it :P

  6. sarah says:

    they were all funny til, buy a gun and kill yourself…some people have no tact, or thoughtfulness. my 19 year old brother shot himself, and i really dont find that too funny, or funny at all really. immature people need to grow up! that is all.

    • Rich says:

      If we never mentioned anything related to something bad that once happened to anyone, the internet would be silent. It’s too bad about your brother, but you need to either get over it or stay away from sites like this. Suicide is and will remain a fair topic for humor.

  7. Reaper says:

    Buy a dark robe, face mask, and a scythe. Then go to the old folks home and peer in the windows, wait till one sees you, point at them, then walk out of view.

  8. benji says:

    Buy a Lady Gaga c.d.

    Biggest waste of money ever.

  9. 5th Idea suck! The new Faceless album owns!!!!

  10. Zedo Mann says:

    Actually, why not waste your money on something you’d enjoy?
    Idiot.

  11. motoChapel says:

    Faceless FTW, sick band! \m/

  12. Themias says:

    I love that packing peanuts one.

  13. Tony Leon says:

    Or just Open a Saving account :S

  14. Jon Engleman says:

    you could buy me 4 tickets to jeff dunham at the great allentown fair

  15. Evan says:

    I LOVE THE FACELESS!!!!!!! YES!

  16. jason says:

    buy your wife a cookbook

  17. CJ says:

    The Faceless, wasn’t expecting an actually good technical death metal band to be mentioned.. Good s**t.

  18. Dima says:

    Seeing all these Faceless fans here is putting a smile on my face. |m/\m|


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