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  1. Anonymoose says:

    That’s not even that bad. All males love good cleavage.

  2. i guess the wife / mother doesnt really have some :)

  3. HAHA. You’re probably right Christoph.

  4. Angela Wells says:

    This is a perfect example as to why parents and their children should not be “friends” on Facebook. It’s a social site. You don’t want to know what your kids become fans of, and apparently they don’t want to know about your interests either.

    • Da Frrit says:

      Yes, let’s be socially awkward with the fact that our parents/children are human beings.

      Perhaps a little maturity is in order? There has to be a time when one grows out of thinking mommy and daddy are perfect godlike beings, and a time when parents have to accept their grown children are adults, not children

  5. Daniel says:

    Probably not a good thing that I have my sister added as a friend on facebook then, is it?

  6. Chris Finney says:

    lol, this is my uncle and cousin in this post, and yes, Christoph is right on the money

    • andy_roy says:

      But how did Christoph conclude that?

      Are you saying men who have busty wives do not look at other cleavages?

      You certainly don’t know much about ‘man’ kind then :)

      • Nope …

        I am just saying that the one of the few reason why a son would say “oh thats horrible” on such a thing is if it sets down the wife / mother of them. I mean if she is a lady with a nice or huge cleavage the appropriate comment would be something along the line of “Well you married right then”

        I mean if my dad would do that (and my mom really doesnt have cleavage) i would also tell him “Dad … bad idea” … but i dont have him on my facebook so i dont know …

  7. manda says:

    haha. that sounds like something my dad would do. haha

  8. @Daniel

    > as to why parents and their children

    NOT siblings. Parents and children. lrn2readnub

  9. Ray says:

    Fathers are not allowed to enjoy cleavage?

  10. dead777 says:

    Wouldn’t be here if he wasn’t.

  11. xXxKEISxXx says:

    Omg well yeah they are but its still weird if like your on here and your like OMG MY DAD LIKES CLEAVEGE! idk its kinda disturbing and you probly never look at your dad the same way again lol

  12. Maria says:

    “Cleaveage” also refers to how well a particular rock sample splits apart. Dude could be a geologist. Maybe you just have dirty minds.

    Or maybe the guy just likes big boobs. Who knows.

  13. mike says:

    I’m a father and I love cleavage!! Big boobs rule! I look at cleavage constantly. At the grocery store, on the subway, in business meetings. My secretary has very nice breasts. My wife has very nice breasts. Lot of really great boobs out there. God loves us, and to make us happy he gave us beer and breasts.

    • Adalaide says:

      I suppose for women, God gave us chocolate to make us happy. ._. Kinda makes me feel slighted really.

    • J says:

      Ya know for women, as proved by manswers, drinking beer over time will make breasts bigger because hops are used in breast enhancement supplements. And it just does the same thing haha.

    • name says:

      mike I hope you don’t have a daughter because that is beyond creepy. believe it or not women with big boobs aren’t there just for you to ogle. you say you’re a father, so grow the hell up :)

  14. Dabir Dalton says:

    My wife has never let me forget the time another woman told that I had a cute butt in front of her because I didn’t go ballistic on her.

  15. JM says:

    well kiddo, if it werent for the fact that your dad is a “fan” of cleavage – you probably wouldn’t be here right now.

  16. Vince says:

    Reason #12,823 that I’m not on Facebook:

    Because I don’t want to know what anyone with whom I share genetic history is thinking. EVER.

  17. Echo24 says:

    Clevage = boobs
    Cleavage = The ability of rocks to break along flat surfaces.
    Just so ya know.

  18. Thomas Smith says:

    @Echo24 Darn it! I was about to post the same thing. :p


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