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  1. Rob says:

    Let the crying that Failbooking isn’t funny anymore commence!

  2. tina says:

    I won’t cry but I don’t really get the correlation between both things…call me naive.

  3. Dani says:

    I’d assume she had a lot of butt sex the night before, thus it hurting…And then the next assumption would be she sweat 65% of her makeup off. Unless her makeup was on her butt…Hard tellin’ not knowing really…Either way…not funny. FAIL!

  4. Mari says:

    Can I copy this entire post and then resubmit it as a failbooking fail? It should meet the criteria; it sucks and it’s not funny.

  5. Aniket says:

    wtf… failbooking.com should stop fuckin with its fans by posting such dumb fails… or it better shutdown!!!!!

  6. Matt says:

    Guys, she said stage makeup, thus shes in a play. perhaps shes doing pratfalls and falling on her ass, or perhaps she has to wear a prosthesis on her ass and they use spirit gum to hold it on or she has to wear full body make-up and it takes a lot to get it off. Either way its not that funny even as an out of context statement.

  7. Rich says:

    Brought to you by the Non-Sequitor Club. We may be irrelevant, but cake is tasty.

  8. dan says:

    Its implying she put 65% of her stage make-up up her butt.

  9. adef says:

    damn are ya’ll that stupid? She got ass and face raped!!!

  10. Odd Man Out says:

    Wow, am I the only one that thought the fail was about her eating the makeup and only pooping some of it out?

  11. Erik says:

    Point missed.

  12. cait says:

    ok she said stage makeup, I’m going under the assumption that said makeup is hard to get off due to the fact it has to stand up to more abuse then every day brands. so I’m going to guess the reason as to why her butt hurts because she was siting for a long time attempting to remove it

  13. CaptainObvious says:

    It’s the vague implication that makes it funny. How funny is in proportion to just how sick your mind is.

    You don’t have to be captain obvious to be funny.

    Besides I am captain obvious, so you can’t be. That should be obvious!

  14. Amurana says:

    Rocky Horror Picture Show. Been there. Done that. Met my husband!


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