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  1. Daniel says:

    Shoplifting… not stealing.

    But, yea… funny, kinda.

  2. andy_roy says:

    Smart comment, yes, but how is this a ‘fail’?

    Failbooking needs to rework its Mission Statement to include (along with dumb comments) smart comments, retorts, jokes and pretty much everything else to make sure they don’t go out of business.

  3. Lord_Failmont says:

    No but it is considered impossible. You cannot rape a whore!

  4. Duir says:

    i say shoplifting.

    you aren’t paying for her services

    • Dani says:

      I know you guys think this is funny and all…bust seriously. WTF?? You’re joking about raping a woman. Prostitue or not, rape is f**king rape. This is NOT funny in ANY way shape or form, and you all should be ashamed of yourselfs. Seriously. WTF is wrong with all of you

      • Bridget says:

        I agree. Rape is not something you should joke about.

      • callmetheman says:

        If these DUMB*SS activists and human rights groups would knock their sh*t off then maybe castration could be the punishment for rapists and child molesters. Don’t ya think that maybe a guy would think twice about raping if that was the consequence instead of jail time? Those type of people are sexual predators, I don’t think they are worried about the sex they’ll get in the prison showers…… GET RID OF THE CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT AMENDMENT!

        • orly says:

          No more cruel and unusual punishments?

          Have fun getting your skin peeled off and your bleeding flesh branded just because you stole a bag of chips, then.

        • Azkyroth says:

          If criminals thought they were likely to get caught, they generally wouldn’t be criminals in the first place.

      • meh says:

        Agreed. This isn’t even funny.

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    • Azkyroth says:

      Forcing a person to provide you with a service against their will isn’t “shoplifting,” it’s “slavery.” Which, as atrocities against human welfare and dignity go, is comparable to rape.

  5. Marc says:

    I’ve had people do this to me. Not rape me. Rape my joke. The dude was obviously trying to make people chuckle..but his buddy shat all over his Facebook post. Fucking prick….

  6. Marc Rothmel says:

    Dani….he didn’t rape someone. He made a joke. Then there’s people like you that think words on a screen hurt people. They don’t….calm down and lighten up.

    • Steph says:

      Actually, while you are obviously too strong and amazing a person to ever let something do damage to your mental state, for those who are raped it tends to be a traumatizing experience and, yes, “just words” can hurt like hell. Now, I know this is hard to understand seeing as it’s mostly emotional, and seeing as you appear to lack even the ability to empathize with others I’m guessing emotions aren’t your strong suit but, trust me here, people who’ve been through traumatic events tend to prefer not being reminded of them. Especially not by some jerks on facebook who thinks that rape is equal to stealing.

      • phyre says:

        ^ Comment win.

      • bobson says:

        Well said, Steph.

        …and to the other guy, believe it or not, playing victim doesn’t work too well when you’re moaning about how terribly unfair it is that people get pissed at you for making rape jokes.

  7. Deboru says:

    If it was willing sex but them duped her of payment, THAT would be stealing.

    • konkonsn says:

      There’s a post by a sex worker somewhere online with her answer. She says rape because the reason you consent to have sex with that person is that they’re going to pay you. If they don’t pay you, then you weren’t consenting because you were saying yes to “Sex for money” not just sex.

  8. Ryan says:

    My friends and I had a conversation about this a couple weeks ago. We concluded that it depends whether she’s on duty or not.

  9. Marc Rothmel says:

    I’ve had people do this to me. Not rape me. Rape my joke. The dude was obviously trying to make people chuckle…but his buddy shat all over his Facebook post. Fucking prick….

    That’s how this is a fail. His buddy failed because he doesn’t have a sense of humor. Much like some of you….

  10. Menace says:

    I wrote this, you know.

  11. Amber Mercer says:

    It’s not rape if you yell “Surprise!”

  12. Strewth says:

    Clearly no one here has anyone very close to them who has been raped. Trust me. The jokes stop being funny. At all.

    • HRRoth says:

      I’m pretty sure “your friend” wasn’t the one whom was buttraped!

    • mel says:

      Agreed. If I wasn’t a rape victim, I might be able to find this funny. Jokes are funny until you realize it applies to the person you’re talking to and then it very quickly becomes awkward and you feel like shit.

    • Xenon says:

      I have. I never found the joke funny.

      • tina says:

        I don’t find it funny either,since actually most of my close friends have been raped or sexually harrassed before.

      • Strewth says:

        Never found it funny either, but the sheer insensitivity didn’t quite hit until there was a personal connection. And considering how reluctant many are to identify themselves–including those I know–it just makes it that much worse because there’s a decent chance one of those random people around is a victim and you have no idea.

    • Hugh says:

      Hey, just wanted to show some support to Strewth on this. Worth noticing too that there have been cases where judges *have* taken this line (I think that was in Texas, but I’d have to look it up to be sure).

      Happy International Women’s Day, Failbooking :o /

  13. Jonesy says:

    Fucken spot on man

  14. craig says:

    right*

  15. Haydn Higham says:

    I for one think it’s hilairious.

  16. Bakedpotatoes says:

    They didn’t really answer the question. We already know it’s rape, the question asker said so.

  17. Arka says:

    It takes 102 trolls to get a picture this bad on this site.

    1 troll to ask “Gee, I wonder what I could say that would be funny?”
    1 troll who thinks its funny to take a screen grab and post it.
    100 trolls to vote for it.

  18. drew says:

    if it doesnt insult someone, its generally not funny.

  19. Dretamitlu says:

    This joke is pretty tasteless. That aside, it’s also a fail because he stole it wrong.

    Or at least… here’s a version probably from memegenerator: http://img.moronail.net/img/8/0/1580.jpg

  20. Worth Beasley says:

    If you kill her you can get your money back though.

  21. Oderus Urungus Jr. says:

    If Gwar taught me anything, it’s this little fact:

    It’s not rape if it’s dead.

    Thank you and good night.

  22. Donnyp says:

    I said this like over a year ago. My buddies been saying this for like 4 years…..wf?

  23. IPumpedYerMaw says:

    -reads comments, then wishes I hadn’t-
    Seriously, do all girls lack a sense of humour?

  24. fail watcher says:

    the title should say “about 30mins ago”
    due to the person who’s taken the screen shot was 1hr later
    but looking at the “boy friend” post, its actually 30mins after.

    epic fail

  25. Anon says:

    IPumpedYerMaw – Okay then…If you rape a gigolo….This work any better for you?

  26. Nikkie says:

    The great part is that me and my friends had an entire debate about this at breakfast earlier this year xD

  27. Tin says:

    Hey, rape is the carnal knowledge of a woman by force and without consent. :)


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