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I Guess The Delete Button Wasn’t Clear Enough


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  1. yeah... says:

    fake much?

  2. mel says:

    Obvious attempt to get on Failbooking is obvious.

  3. Londonish says:

    Why would you call it an inbox message?! Just message would do….

  4. josh says:

    is everyone faking to get on failbook? fail

  5. Offspring says:

    “That is suppose to be an inbox message to … ”

    ~ Fine, then I”ll just ignore what I read and pretend I never read it.

  6. Jack Power says:

    /TPIR sad horns/ Thanks for playing!

  7. Dana says:

    Boo, this is obviously fake. There is the option to delete, so the person who wrote it sent it in.

    More and more posts are getting like this!

  8. I don’t get it. Guy was asking how to delete it, and the delete button wasn’t visible for the status,

  9. I don’t get it. Guy was asking how to delete it, and the delete button wasn’t visible for the status.

  10. Mari says:

    Note to Failbooking people:
    You must stop posting stupid, unfunny, retarded submissions. Especially when said submissions are staged by moronic pretend-adulterers who submit their own “failings”. Not only not very funny, but just plain sad.

    • andoni says:

      You are absolutely right, Mari.

    • Me :D says:

      You, sir and/or madame, are now one of my failbook friends.

      It’s easy to spot the fakes when they ask how to delete. Either that or they’re incredibly stupid.

      Well, they’re incredibly stupid either way :P

      • Hyorinmaru says:

        Actually, the delete button doesn’t remove it from your friends news feed. Even if you delete it from your wall, you can see it on your own news feed as well.

  11. Kyle says:

    Wow, so fake ahaa

  12. Schwabette says:

    seems a bit fake?

  13. kathi says:

    yeah this is so obviously fake. why would anyone send in their own failings?

  14. Shelby says:

    troll fail

  15. Rachel says:

    This is so clearly fake, it’s ridiculous. Failbooking, how did you not spot this?!

  16. N/A says:

    So very obviously made up. Who’s voting this crap up anyway?

  17. Most Definitely says:

    Right, it’s quite obvious this is “most definitely” a fake, they should at least wait 15 minutes before taking a screen shot.

  18. Stets says:

    I think someone should circle the visible “Delete” links and submit this to Failblog.

  19. Eliza Truica says:

    maybe that’s why it’s here…the fail being the person that posted :)

  20. ILoveSquiggles says:

    LOL. FAIL.

  21. “how in the name of heavens…” I find these oldisms funnier than the actual fail.

  22. Wren says:

    There’s a “delete” button on the comments, but not on the post itself. There is a “remove” button on the post, but it’s invisible until you hover over it.

  23. Irasistabelle says:

    That’s karma you cheating whore!

  24. raptor jesus says:

    fake ! there was a great post just like this one some time ago and this one is just a sad rip off

  25. Julz says:

    Actually, I had trouble finding the delete button when I first started facebook. I eventually discovered that you have to view your profile to get it… it doesn’t show up on your landing page.

  26. Durp says:

    Obviously fake.

    Thanks for sending me this “inbox message”? She might as well say, “HAY GUYZ! I have no idea this is the WALL, cuz it’s the INBOX not the WALL *winkwinkwink* XD”

  27. Luke says:

    if its real though what a whore…

  28. this is fake says:

    do failbook not read the posts they post? this is written by the same person who submitted it, therefore it is all a terrible attempt at getting on failbook, this is completely fake, you can tell it is written by the person who wrote it as it sasy ‘Delete’ on their post. fail.

  29. manfred says:

    Still, it’s pretty obviously made up. When was the last time someone sent you a facebook message and your reply began, “Thanks for sending me this inbox message”? Seriously, who’s voting for these?!

  30. Natalie L says:

    Don’t wanna be trollin’ :p but this is kind of fake since the delete button is visible! I agree with 2# Mari.

  31. connector says:

    Who replies to an inbox message with “thanks for sending me this inbox message?” Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining. Very few of these entries are even mildly amusing.

  32. Probably is a fake… considering she submitted it herself, or at least took the picture.

  33. Joe says:

    Fake. For sure.

  34. haha says:

    what a loser. she submitted her own post

    • andy_roy says:

      Winner, actually…*we*, my friends, are the losers…considering we *all* know it’s a fake, there’ve still been 62 posts in a couple of hours already…so *she’s* the one who’se laughing……at us

  35. IshBashBosh says:

    fake..

  36. derp says:

    sounds like someons been a-trollin

  37. Jakemg says:

    Very obviously fake. Really, no one talks like that. Even if it was an email, its just so particularly worded to let us know what he supposedly said in his message to her. How does this kind of fakeness make it through?

  38. Amy says:

    So fake. When have you EVER replied to an email and said, “Thanks for this inbox message.” ? That’s like returning a call and saying, “Thanks for calling me on this telephone.”

  39. ihatethispage says:

    this website sucks. so does this post. and so do i for even commenting.

  40. joe_one1 says:

    FAKE who would write to whom it was supposed to be sent after you just posted it on your wall ?

  41. kg333 says:

    How did this get so many “likes”? It’s a blatantly obvious fake, with the delete buttons right there.

  42. Gail Gurman says:

    Deleting your own posts may not be as easy as it should be, but it’s not hard.

    In any case, replying to your own posts may make things worse, since the default filter, Top News, gives points to posts with replies.

  43. best mayne says:

    It actually might be on another person’s wall, and that person took a screenshot. But it’s most likely just a troll.

  44. big'n'tasty says:

    the fact that this got comments declaring that it was a failure was funnier than the oldisms and the post combined, is it really that important?

  45. bignzesty says:

    in addition to the above burger, “Du hast mich unzufrieden und Blutungen. Also machte ich deine Ziege meiner Ziege.” should be applied

  46. Olinea says:

    Seriously, these things are getting far too common.

    1. Clichè, oversubmitted garbage.
    2. In a real life situation, like hell you’d post who it really was supposed to go to.
    3. The “Delete” buttons on the comments mean whoever wrote this was the submitter.
    4. Screencapped in the span of a minute. Seriously?

    A post like this getting through makes me wonder about the future of humanity more than the other posts on this site do.

  47. Duh says:

    Maybe the person whose name is blurred out submitted it, not the person who posted it. Also, the “remove” button is hidden until you hover over it, and if you’re on an iPhone, you have to slide your finger across the post. Don’t be so quick to judge.

  48. Evan says:

    This isn’t a fake, its a hack. The person might have left their page up at the Apple Store or something, cuz this is one of the oldest, most used hacks on facebook

  49. Roach says:

    Obviously fake. You can tell who submitted it when you see the ‘delete’ button next to certain comments. Pathetic if you ask me. >.>

  50. Stufreddy says:

    Not to mention the way they call it an “inbox message”. Way to clarify that stongly two times.

  51. schlo says:

    lame. fake.

    failbooking is just poor’s mans lamebook rip off, anyway.

  52. retards says:

    retards didnt realise how fake and gay this is, why do they want to be on failbooking so hard

    maybe they put it because they new it was fake

  53. dutchie2010 says:

    so she writes this, and then she writes the person’s name she had the affair with. WOW

  54. Frankie says:

    You guys, seriously, shut up and calm down for two seconds. The individual can delete the COMMENTS she made on her own status by clicking delete, there is no ‘delete’ option for the status, she would have to scroll over it and notice the ‘remove’ button on the right hand side. If this isn’t fake, the individual was probably be frantically searching for something near the ‘comment’ or ‘like’ and didn’t see ‘remove’ appearing whenever she put the cursor over the status. Older adults using Facebook tend to be technologically retarded anyways, my mom can’t figure out chat and puts wall posts in her own status like this woman. I don’t know how they went from inbox to their own wall, but whatever.

    • Wani says:

      Except she posted this here herself, or else the delete thing wouldn’t be showing up, so she’s obviously technologically intelligent enough to know how to screenshot and post it on here.

      • Duh says:

        Or someone who is her friend on Facebook saw this and screenshot it. Ever think of that?

        • ::sigh:: says:

          Except that only the person that writes the comment is able to delete it. In other words, her friend can’t delete things that the original poster posted. To make it even clearer, a person can only delete their own comments.

    • Dazzrik says:

      Not only is this fake, but this is CLEARLY the work of a kid trying to write like they think adults write. I’d guess the poster is around age 15-16, and I seriously doubt it was written by a female.

  55. Mistletoe says:

    What I really like is how she feels she has to explain herself in her final comment. Just in case.

    Yeah, has my bullshitometer beeping too, but still funny.

  56. ajay says:

    totally fake.

  57. felipe says:

    fake at fakebooking.com

  58. KevinC2021 says:

    If it says “Delete” to the original post and the comments, it obviously was the person that created the post that submitted it.. Fake.

  59. Ashley says:

    Fake. You can’t delete comments that aren’t yours.

  60. Alinutza says:

    Thanks for sending me this INBOX MESSAGE? Who talks like that? lol Not funny…

  61. Obvious fake is obvious

  62. Shona says:

    This is so obviously fake.
    She mentioned it was an inbox message in the first post, who does that?
    She then went on to clarify who it was. Why would she do that if she didn’t want people to know? Plus she posted it herself.

  63. dfgdfg says:

    fail…it’s an obvious fake when you call it “inbox message” then you go and post a reply on his wall….dumbass troll…

  64. The Original Anonymous says:

    I’m glad everyone could see the obvious fakeness of this message

  65. D says:

    Minute Zero: Post fake update pretending to be having a secret affair
    Minute One: Pretend you just realized everyone can see your fake update that was meant to be a secret and you don’t know how to delete it
    Minute Two: Point out the obvious in another reply to try and make yourself sound even more dumb
    Minute Three: Take a screenshot of your fake “failbook” and upload it to failbook.com
    Minute Four (not shown): Delete all the evidence and congratulate yourself on your brilliance
    Minutes 5 – Present: Get ridiculed by the masses for being too stupid to try to pretend to be stupid.

  66. admin says:

    thanks.. nice info

  67. Divorce says:

    They should make an app that let’s you divorce in just one click.

  68. spongeboooob says:

    LOL why in heavens sake do people try to create fake fails.. lameeeeeee

  69. Fakebooking says:

    Minute Zero: Post fake update pretending to be having a secret affair
    Minute One: Pretend you just realized everyone can see your fake update that was meant to be a secret and you don’t know how to delete it
    Minute Two: Point out the obvious in another reply to try and make yourself sound even more dumb
    Minute Three: Take a screenshot of your fake “failbook” and upload it to failbook.com
    Minute Four (not shown): Delete all the evidence and congratulate yourself on your brilliance
    Minutes 5 – Present: Get ridiculed by the masses for being too stupid to try to pretend to be stupid.

    ^^ This

  70. Crucialdude says:

    these fakes are getting old.

  71. ... says:

    The person who made this fake crap should be burned at a stake.

  72. Derp says:

    This guy hacked her and screencapped it. He posted it on /b/ 5 minutes later. the fucking dumbass…

  73. Dethjingle says:

    Note to failbooking: if the person who took the picture can use the delete button…and was the only one in the solo converstion …..it’s fake, Douchebags.

  74. JimJam says:

    What a SLUT !

  75. Cynical says:

    Tard. Tech failure. Accidentally posted on wall and calls a message an “Inbox message”. I bet she invents her own computer terminology based on what it looks like. When she closes a window I bet she says “I exxed out of it.”

  76. really says:

    FAKE AND GAY!

  77. Shaiya says:

    Fake and pathetic.

  78. wow... says:

    wow i like how its so fake that they even wrote thanks for sending me this “inbox message” like anyone actually says that

  79. How the heck do you manage that???

  80. kasey says:

    I was told about this website and thought I’d spend a half hour reading some posts….why, WHY do obvious posts that have their “delete” option showing, get posted?? It is so sad, and so lame, that someone not only send in their own “hilarious” fail, but actually makes one up, and send that in?? THERE IS A WHOLE WORLD OUTSIDE, DO SOMETHING USEFUL WITH YOUR FREE TIME. YOU WILL NOT GET RECOGNISED FOR THIS “HILARIOUS” POST IN THE REAL WORLD. WELL DONE, TIME SUCCESSFULLY WASTED.

  81. greg says:

    This is why parents shouldn’t be on facebook….

  82. Punisher says:

    FAKE!!! and lame

  83. Grape Ape says:

    not fake

  84. Whatever... says:

    Also…who answers questions like that?
    “Did you have fun when we got intimate last night?”
    “Yes I did have fun when we got intimate last night?”
    Not word for word, but what.

  85. Reebs says:

    “Woah, Failbook is sooo cool! I wanna have a funny post about me on failbook! Hmmm, now how to do it….oh I know, this is gonna be HILARIOUS and totally original…*ahem* ‘Hey, thanks for sending me this inbox message…”


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