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Animal crackers are made with shortening, which is made from the fat of animals though.
And if there are no rules to being vegetarian, then they can eat animals, right?
Not all animal crackers are made with shortening.
And not all shortening is made with animal fat. There’s such a thing as vegetable shortening.
You’re right, a friend of mine who was vegan for a while mentioned having to avoid animal crackers because they use animal product.
And generally vegetarian is less strict than vegan, for those wondering. Vegetarian is just a diet choice and is typically flexible regarding animal product (such as eggs and milk). Vegan is abstaining from all animal products- not limited to just food.
Actually many vegetarians eat things made with animal by-products. vegans cut out all animal by-products
C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!!!!!!
wow, Vegetarians are extremely unhealthy AND stupid.
Intelligence, Common Sense, and Google Savvy FAIL.
That’s pretty offensive. It’s not a vegetarian saying that, it’s some random idiot. And most vegetarians are very healthy. There is a very small minority of unhealthy vegetarians, but it has nothing to do with not eating meat, it has to do with only eating fats and carbs.
Less QQ more PewPew.
Uhm.. There ARE rules to being a vegetarian… You know, like, no meat? LOL… I hope that person knows that before saying they’ve been a vegetarian for 5 years. ;P
first
More like first fail in the comments…
not
You failed
Congratulations! You’re not first! The FBI is on its way to revoke your internet privileges indefinitely. Enjoy pounding rocks at Leavenworth!
^They don’t lock them up now, they just kill them.
In that case, enjoy death ^^
I hope they’re kidding too. I’d hate to be a vegan for 5 years!
Two years feels great!
Don’t knock it ’til ya tried it.
Fuck that
6 years feels even better!
With the way things are going, most people are going to be vegan in 100 or 150 years anyway; we’ve just got a headstart.
Off to bake another tray of cupcakes from Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World!
Ooo, share the love. I’ll share my Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies from V’con
fuck that shit, i have O type blood which basically means if i dont get a lot of protein i will get very sick… peanut butter will not cut it, I LOVE MEAT FUCK VEGGIES
I do have O type blood and it wouldn’t matter afaik. I think there was an illness that it was easier for us O-typers to get because the illness bacteries / virus is quite similar to our blood.
And FFS, Don’t you know there are VEGETABLE PROTEINS??? Maybe they aren’t full aminoacid chains, but they can join together and combine so it truly doesn’t matter :S
what’s with the pirate stuff ? e.g. about one turn o’ ye hourglass ago..
You can change your language on Facebook to English(Pirate).
If you go under your FB setting and go to language preference you can change it to ‘English-Pirate’ it is near the bottom of the list.
Scroll down to the bottom of your homepage where is says English (UK) (or US, or whatever your FB language is in) click on it, then choose the option English (Pirate)… HTH x
The pirate thing is facebook pirate language, everyone can have it just go to change language.
go to the bottom of ur page an click english an then look for pirate english..its awesome!
This is one of the language on facebook, it is called “english(pirate)” (or at least it was the last time I used it)
Aye! It be English(Pirate) it be!
Redundant comments are redundant…
no avi, that would be second
Oh, and WTF is up with the pirate lingo? Is that a Facebook hack or something?
Read above comments, ARRRRtard.
You mean the ones that occurred 5 through 23 minutes AFTER she posted her question? Dumbass…
What an idiot. People this stupid should not reproduce. And memememe, not all animal crackers are made with animal-based shortening. There are plant-based ones as well.
People this stupid should not reproduce? Who do you think you are, Maddox?
Darwin, actually.
Zing!
whats with the like and comments area?? be eyein this with pleasure…weigh in…arr! that awesome
:D:D
You can change the facebook language settings to English (pirate).
there’s a language setting on facebook where you can set it to ‘pirate’ language.
wee my reply above
I heard that there is a facebook app or setting that makes all text appear in pirate.
Change your language setting to English (Pirate) – that translates everything to pirate.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shortening#Vegetable_shortening
This is obviously fictional.
Really? Are people really this dumb?? I’ve read sooooo many of these facebook fails. This takes the cake on how stupid people really are. How do these people have lifes??? I mean seriously!! How do you get a job and pay bills and everything else that goes with life being SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!
Yes, people are really this stupid.
this is absolutely ridiculous, so fake it’s not even funny….
Pirates a language option. Worthless but good for some laughs. But this makes me proud to be of this generation.
Much shortening is vegetable oil (Crisco, etc) so it doesn’t have any animal biproducts in it.
The pirate stuff is just a theme you can choose on FB.
Its a Pirate app that redoes the facebook skin.
the hourglass thing is when you set your language on Facebook to pirate (which is really amusing – i suggest the experience!)
on the shortening thing – that’s more specific to vegans who don’t eat any animal products whatsoever versus the umbrella term “vegetarian” which usually means just that they don’t eat meat. but non-vegan vegetarians don’t seem vary productive to me! lol
WTF??!!! “T’Davy Jones wit’it!”…
That would be the delete option–in the pirate era, to send a ship to Davy Jones’ locker was to sink it. This tells us that orange is our submitter.
yeah, this has got to be a joke. and you can change your facebook stuff to be like pirate language. it’s under languages. you can also make the text turn upside down.
not an app..its at the bottom
lol, it’s a language option at the bottom of the facebook page lol, I’ve had it like that for a while xD
ITS AN ADDON!! geez
if you scroll to the bottom of your facebook page, click settings and then goto language, there should be a pirate language. If you’re downloading apps to change that, congratz your computer is infected with something.
Scroll down to the bottom of your Facebook homepage, where it says:
Facebook © 2010 English (US)
Click English (US)
It’ll show you tons of languages and, 12 down, it’ll give you a ‘PIRATE’ language option. Click it. And your facebook will say piraty stuff.
It’s not an app, just change the language of you facebook to English (Pirate)
post must have been Sep.19th, International Talk like a pirate day
Nope. Facebook language option.
It’s the translate app, it’s got English (pirate) in it. http://www.facebook.com/translations/index.php?app=1 here be ye olde link
It’s not an app, if you go to your application settings>>>language>>>>english pirate, that’s the kinda stuff your page says. there’s a few really cool languages, even an english upside down!! pretty funny. the pirate language is way down on the list if you keep scrolling down, separate from the short list of English options near the top (US, UK, Upside Down)
I think Jessica Simpson wrote this post. How can people be so stupid?
If you’re vegan/vegetarian, why would you eat animal crackers whether they contain animal or not? Is that supposed to be ironic? Revenge? I think she has a point….kinda…in there somewhere maybe.
If you ask “Why are you a vegetarian?” you will get many answers–health reasons, compassion, distaste for meat–but rarely will you hear, “I don’t like to eat things shaped like animals!”
Thank you, in-case I was serious.
Humanity, you’re screwed
its like the symbolic cannibalism of Catholic communion when Jesus split the bread, placed within the loaf cheese, and said “eat this loaf friends, this is my Jeezburger”
So, let’s say, based on that principle, vegetarians can eat flower-shaped burgers, right?
this has to be sarcasm in its most confusing form because nobody can be that stupid
lol.. Yes I agree the poster is a dumb $hit but wow so is the person that answered! Hamburgers and like pigs breath and move? walking Hamburgers?!?!?….really?
It’s ok, the less meat they eat, the worse they will become. Until one day they cannot type, talk or even walk on two feet. At this point, I will gladly slaughter them and grill up some nice hams and bacon!
Congrats, you just won the stupidest comment of the year award.
I didn’t know hamburgers breathe and move.
Actually, a vegan might not eat them, depending on the ingredients.
Honey, for example. It’s in a lot of graham crackers, and graham crackers are animal crackers w/o the animal shape.
I’ve never had any graham animal crackers.
For all of you who said this is a joke because it’s too stupid… I’ve been a vegetarian for more than 5 years, you would not believe the words I’ve heard come out of the mouths of people who seem intelligent. Examples:
1. *serious* What the hell are you doing? You can’t eat that, it has yeast in it!
2. Would you like some turkey? (Me: No, I’m a vegetarian) But it’s Thanksgiving, everyone eats turkey on Thanksgiving. (Yes, I just throw my values out the window on holidays)
3. You don’t eat chicken? What DO you eat? (Me: *sarcastically* Cardboard and the occasional packing peanut)
4. I knew a vegan who lost all their hair and had to be hospitalized. They started eating meat and recovered immediately. (Me: How funny, about 90% of people I’ve met know this same person. What a small world.)
5. If you give your sons soy milk, they’re going to grow breasts because of the estrogen! (Me: Actually, cow’s milk has estrogen, soy has the plant equivalent, but our bodies are not affected negatively by it. If you’re really worried about estrogen, you wouldn’t give your kids milk, cheese, yogurt, or anything derived from a cow).
6. (Not to me, friends have told me this) There’s no way you’re a vegetarian, you’re too fat!
7. I’m a vegetarian too! (Me: That’s great! Are you a vegan or just a vegetarian?) I’m a vegetarian, I still eat chicken and fish. (Biggest Pet Peeve ever. When I go to explain that vegetarians don’t eat that, they argue with me or play dumb). Who the heck gives themselves a title without looking up the definition first?
8. You can eat this, the meat is cut up really small!
9. (Another story I’ve heard from friends) Oh so you’re a vegetarian? (Me: Yes, vegan actually, nothing from an animal) Oh, so you eat fish?
10. *Completely serious* Fish isn’t an animal, it’s a plant.
You wouldn’t quite believe how many people do #7 there…
Oh, I believe it. I’ve met more fake veggies than real. I’m part of a vegetarian community where we share our experiences, almost everyone there has heard this more than once. Did you know that chickens are plants? Yeah, they grow in the ground.
as a fellow vegan, I can sympathize. Trying to convince people that eggs are not, in fact, a fruit or vegetable and, therefore, not on my food list. And *shock!* neither is a fish or a chicken-no matter how stupid it may be. I kind of hate that there’s another word for ‘vegetarians’ because of how many people who use that term eat all sorts of animals and animal products.
Really, I’ve had people say that it’s okay to eat fish because of their intelligence level. Nice.
I also love the tacit assumption that I have to validate my eating choices to anyone who asks, as well. I’m sure you’ve run across that pleasant phenomenon.
Eggs don’t grow on trees!?
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I really really hate having to explain to people that they are not a vegetarian if they eat animals, gelatin, broth, whatever. I really do HATE terms like Pescetarian, Pollo-crapawhatever, etc. If you eat a plant and fish diet, you’re still a meat eater, you don’t need a title! It’s the “tarian” part I take issue with, people think it’s a form of vegetarianism. Flexitarian drives me crazy too.
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Oh yes, run across that a million times. Then they get defensive and try to justify their diet. “I only eat meat occasionally… you know, every meal.”
11) Where do you get your protein?
12) Can’t you just pick the meat out?
13) What about the plants? Don’t they suffer?
As for animal cookies, as long as they don’t have animal ingredients in them, they’re just COOKIES shaped like animals. Big deal. But all the ones I’ve seen have milk in them for some stupid reason.
Exactly. Heard all 3 of those more than once. I didn’t include those in the list (trust me, they came to mind) because most people wouldn’t really see them as stupid, even though we know they totally are
Oh my gosh, your whole comment was funnier than the main thing itself!
Trolling win
I’m not vegetarian, but I don’t eat shrimp. I have an aquarium where I raise freshwater shrimp, so it doesn’t feel right to eat it. I was explaining this to someone once, and they replied “oh yeah, i can’t eat goldfish crackers anymore, because it doesn’t feel right when I have goldfish as pets.” She was being totally serious.
i approve of the fact that this person has set their facebook language to pirate.
I bet this was a middle schooler… or someone desperately seeking attention
It’s posts like this that I come across everyday that make me think the government should stop these kinds of people from multiplying…
Does anybody else notice how instead of “***** likes this” its “***** is eyein’ this with pleasure”?
Pirate language, read above comments.
So WTF does she think baby food is made from?
Whooaaaaaa….. whats with the Arr… and “eyein this with pleasure” stuff?!?! thts kick ass.!
Hhaha
does anyone read the comments above?
Hilariously, about 20 years ago, animal crackers were one of the only vegetarian cookies available.
Wow…I pity the person who actually thought animal crackers…were made…from animals.
num num dinausor crackers. aren’t they made from dinausor LOL.
i love this site it’s so funny but so sad at the same time to see how dumb people can be.
on this site i saw a women telling other people to stop killing animals and that they should get their meat at grocery store where no animals were killed.