very true it is more like facebook drama straight outta high school. people really need to grow up and become cultured enough to figure out what is funny, personal drama, and just plain fail.
Yes, and it’s fucking hilarious that these two dipshits are having such a private conversation on FACEBOOK instead of using a phone or trying a face to face conversation. That’s where the funny comes in. Not because it’s a personal situation, but because they were dumb enough to make it NOT personal by talking about it on a public page where everyone can read their business.
I see what you mean, but this, if it’s real, is fail to the point that it is funny (at least to me). but i’m sick of people commenting on how everything is not funny. I know most of them are trolling, but this really isn’t the place for that.
When it’s going to be *you* being an incubator for 9 months, *you* going through hours of agony to give birth, and ultimately *you* caring for a child into adulthood, I always think that assuming someone else is taking responsbility for contraception is the smart move. You’re right kid, it’s ALL HIS FAULT. o_O
Very true. Women have to take responsibility for contraception, in case he won’t. Ultimately, whether he’s there for you or not, YOU’RE the one who ends up pregnant.
Yeah, how about taking responsibility for *yourself* and *your own body*? How can you blame it all on the guy, when the girls should think about that too, EXACTLY because if it happens they will be pregnant, carry the child and go through the painful thing called birth…expecting only the guy to care and provide contraception is immature and stupid, and pregnancy is only one of the things they should be careful about, need i say more about STDs?
hahahaha so in an effort to talk about how it’s not 100% the guy’s fault, a lot of the commenters feel quite comfortable in asserting how, instead, it IS 100% her fault for being in this position….
the lady never wins, does she? can you imagine, just for a sec, that someone told you that he was wearing a condom and it slipped off or was left inside and he didn’t say anything until afterwards? But I guess that would be her fault too, right? You guys are lulz
yea because it’s ALL the man’s fault if she gets pregnant… LOL… “You should’ve worn a condom”, yea, because it’s not at all your responsability if you have sex without protection, you had no way to say no to have sex without protection, he just did it… that’s called rape I think…? XD gogo sue him
but yea it feels great to blame people for your flaws <3
Exactly! She’s acting like it’s all his fault, when it seems more like 50/50 to me. She’s playing the victim, and he’s falling for it. But then again when crap like this happens people always make it seem like it’s the guy’s fault. I guess it’s just the way it is.
She knows what she wants to do, and if he sticks around, she can’t do it. If he bails, she gets to do it, and she gets to blame him. Only in twenty years, she’ll know that it was entirely her CHOICE.
i feel like some people are doing this just to get on failbooking. this isn’t probably true. it doesn’t seem logical. i mean shouldn’t they talk about this other than facebook? shouldn’t they have already had this convo? like who has sex without a condom and then immediately goes to their facebook and is like omgz im sorry baby. really? this isn’t real.
100% true. posted by yours truly, I don’t know if kthx is really Peter or not, but they really posted this, without any knowledge of failbooking coming into the situation/
None of you have any idea what the situation here is at all. Many guys lie about having a condom and/or putting it on. The possibilities are endless. Let’s not be blaming anyone – not even both of them.
yea, sorry, I am not buying that a woman can have sex and not know he has or has not got a jacket on. And even then condoms fail and you should have a back up.
He could have been a jerk and refused to wear one. That wouldn’t absolve her of responsibility, but it’s hard to pass judgement without knowing the whole story.
Yeah, but if he was being that much of a jerk, she could’ve said no and not sleep with him…sorry but i can think of about a hundred ways that this situation could’ve been avoided. They both are responsible and neither one should blame it on the other, yet that’s exactly what she is doing, and he doesn’t seem to be (if he is sincere in what he is saying that is); my guess is that they are just some teens, and she looks like the less mature one…
LOL dude is this really you? It’s kind of funny, but never the less you sound like a nice guy, and i know she’s your girlfriend and all, but maaan, she’s a b@%&#….it’s good that you want to be there for the kid, but if i were you i would ditch her, she’s walking all over you like your some lowlife…anyhoo i wish you alll the best
She might have had a fight with him and he is bitter… she probably broke up with him when the baby was born… cause i wouldn’t stick around and wait for the baby to be born i would leave from the get go(if i was that kind of guy)
Actually, the right thing would have been to not have fucked him without a condom unless she knew before hand that he would stick around – saying “I forgot” is a poor excuse for a man, saying “he forgot” is worse for a woman – it isn’t like it isn’t obvious and this was clearly consentual.
No, adults shouldn’t talk about sex with kids any more than what’s taught at schools. It’s awkward and the kids will know the stuff. They do know about birth control, about the chance of getting pregnant, and about STDs. If, still, some people don’t know these stuff at least in the developed western countries and are old enough to have sex, they really should be hanged. There is enough information available for the kids, just depends on if they want to learn the stuff and believe it.
Hilarious that this girl is so mad like she couldn’t have checked it or… oh, I dunno… FELT that he wasn’t using a condom. All women know the difference between how the two feel. She knew and now she’s just mad because neither one of them were smart enough to stop :/
So why is it automagically only HIS fault? Shouldn’t she have ALSO not had sex without using a condom? I mean if anything she has more reason to have known better.
What a nitwit!! Whose responsibility is it to make sure YOU don’t get pregnant? Yep YOU blondie! Some people are so dumb they shouldn’t be allowed to have sex.
I loved that they talked it out the only downfall is that it as on the internet. I just liked that peter stayed around and that Hannah and him talked about it. But at the same time that was public and now EVERYONE can read that and its like thats private I wouldnt want people reading about that. Idk i think its very gross but thats just me.
I really hope this is fake. I mean, how can people who would post this kind of shit on FB actually have any friends? What makes them think that people want to know their private business…
Wait, is this really Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt?
Lol is that even real? rofl…i assume so from the blocking out wow hilarious i know that guy must be upset she really told him but it takes 2 to tango she should’ve forced him to use one.
that was cheesy =]
At least Peter took it like a man.
Capitalize that.
ouch?..
Is it just me or do you all wonder what these ppl look like ?
I DO!! I thought it was just me…lol I play a cartoon in my head of what I THINK they look like…
I think thet look like those Simpson hillbillies, Cletus, and his wife. “You dun got me pregnant! I’m tellin mom!”
Nice
So romantic…
FAIL!
‘…when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much they have a special cuddle, forgetting to wear a condom, and that’s where you came from…’
lol fricken hilarious @ danny h.
Just because its personal doesn’t make it hilarious.
This isn’t called funny shit on facebook page, it’s called Failbooking, and if this isn’t failbooking, I don’t know what is.
very true it is more like facebook drama straight outta high school. people really need to grow up and become cultured enough to figure out what is funny, personal drama, and just plain fail.
You’re right. It says “funny facebook status messages”. Is it not true that the point of this site is to make people laugh?
Yeah, agreed – the actual tagline of Failbooking itself is ‘too funny to unfriend’…
So basically, ‘people need to grow up and stop being condescending when they’re actually bullshit-out-of-luck wrong’…
Yes, and it’s fucking hilarious that these two dipshits are having such a private conversation on FACEBOOK instead of using a phone or trying a face to face conversation. That’s where the funny comes in. Not because it’s a personal situation, but because they were dumb enough to make it NOT personal by talking about it on a public page where everyone can read their business.
I see what you mean, but this, if it’s real, is fail to the point that it is funny (at least to me). but i’m sick of people commenting on how everything is not funny. I know most of them are trolling, but this really isn’t the place for that.
I laughed
I think it’s hilarious xD
LOL, she can’t just go along with the mood.
even though its only on FB.hahah
I thought the same as well. It’s a joint responsibility when it comes to birth control.
Actually, the seed was hers, he just watered it.
And she wouldn’t notice if he wouldn’t have actually worn a condom?
*noticed.
ahahahahahaha that’s all I can say!shouldn’t put that kind of thing on fb but it was pretty hilarious nevertheless..
Here’s a novel idea, how about WAITING until you are ready for a kid to do things that make kids!
Shmishmorshun?
This isn’t funny, just sad. Extremely.
When it’s going to be *you* being an incubator for 9 months, *you* going through hours of agony to give birth, and ultimately *you* caring for a child into adulthood, I always think that assuming someone else is taking responsbility for contraception is the smart move. You’re right kid, it’s ALL HIS FAULT. o_O
Very true. Women have to take responsibility for contraception, in case he won’t. Ultimately, whether he’s there for you or not, YOU’RE the one who ends up pregnant.
Yeah, how about taking responsibility for *yourself* and *your own body*? How can you blame it all on the guy, when the girls should think about that too, EXACTLY because if it happens they will be pregnant, carry the child and go through the painful thing called birth…expecting only the guy to care and provide contraception is immature and stupid, and pregnancy is only one of the things they should be careful about, need i say more about STDs?
hahahaha so in an effort to talk about how it’s not 100% the guy’s fault, a lot of the commenters feel quite comfortable in asserting how, instead, it IS 100% her fault for being in this position….
the lady never wins, does she? can you imagine, just for a sec, that someone told you that he was wearing a condom and it slipped off or was left inside and he didn’t say anything until afterwards? But I guess that would be her fault too, right? You guys are lulz
boring
hahaha that’s funny shit
Sad.
Even if she IS pregnant she should not breed… Hand me the coathanger please.. kthx
Should have went Anal
+1
Is she Canadian?
Worse.. Jewish.
yea because it’s ALL the man’s fault if she gets pregnant… LOL… “You should’ve worn a condom”, yea, because it’s not at all your responsability if you have sex without protection, you had no way to say no to have sex without protection, he just did it… that’s called rape I think…? XD gogo sue him
but yea it feels great to blame people for your flaws <3
Exactly! She’s acting like it’s all his fault, when it seems more like 50/50 to me. She’s playing the victim, and he’s falling for it. But then again when crap like this happens people always make it seem like it’s the guy’s fault. I guess it’s just the way it is.
She knows what she wants to do, and if he sticks around, she can’t do it. If he bails, she gets to do it, and she gets to blame him. Only in twenty years, she’ll know that it was entirely her CHOICE.
This is what abortions are for, folks: http://angietheantitheist.blogspot.com/
She does say “we’re even”.
i feel like some people are doing this just to get on failbooking. this isn’t probably true. it doesn’t seem logical. i mean shouldn’t they talk about this other than facebook? shouldn’t they have already had this convo? like who has sex without a condom and then immediately goes to their facebook and is like omgz im sorry baby. really? this isn’t real.
100% true. posted by yours truly, I don’t know if kthx is really Peter or not, but they really posted this, without any knowledge of failbooking coming into the situation/
Of *course* he’ll stay.
With a winning attitude like hers, who could possibly want to leave?
None of you have any idea what the situation here is at all. Many guys lie about having a condom and/or putting it on. The possibilities are endless. Let’s not be blaming anyone – not even both of them.
ProTip: if you can’t tell whether your partner is wearing a condom, you are offically too stupid to be allowed to live.
yea, sorry, I am not buying that a woman can have sex and not know he has or has not got a jacket on. And even then condoms fail and you should have a back up.
This has the rancid air of fake….
ROFL!!!
Before judging her so harshly maybe consider that he told her he was using one and them didn’t? BTW I think they are both dumbs*#&s.
She’d have to be immeasurably loose to not be able to tell if he was wearing a condom.
I’m pretty sure she would’ve felt the difference. I know I do.
Yeah, I can tell too. But I guess you never know, right?
So wait…she was blindfolded? How would you NOT know?
Yeah, about that, as i girl I’m pretty sure she would have felt if he was or wasn’t wearing one, unless she was drunk/high…or the size of a bucket…
He could have been a jerk and refused to wear one. That wouldn’t absolve her of responsibility, but it’s hard to pass judgement without knowing the whole story.
Yeah, but if he was being that much of a jerk, she could’ve said no and not sleep with him…sorry but i can think of about a hundred ways that this situation could’ve been avoided. They both are responsible and neither one should blame it on the other, yet that’s exactly what she is doing, and he doesn’t seem to be (if he is sincere in what he is saying that is); my guess is that they are just some teens, and she looks like the less mature one…
Smokin’ pot and drinkin’ illegally…
LOL dude is this really you? It’s kind of funny, but never the less you sound like a nice guy, and i know she’s your girlfriend and all, but maaan, she’s a b@%&#….it’s good that you want to be there for the kid, but if i were you i would ditch her, she’s walking all over you like your some lowlife…anyhoo i wish you alll the best
My point there being, you can’t always trust what someone tells you. I meant to put that in the first post.
^ +1
She might have had a fight with him and he is bitter… she probably broke up with him when the baby was born… cause i wouldn’t stick around and wait for the baby to be born i would leave from the get go(if i was that kind of guy)
pot and alcohol will do that to them..
i hate it when they don’t pull out.
my question is, why aren’t these two dumbfucks discussing this face to face, do they really live so far away from each other?
I guess Peter didn’t wrap his Peter
Peter’s Law: whaever has to happen, Willy nilly, will happen
Actually, the right thing would have been to not have fucked him without a condom unless she knew before hand that he would stick around – saying “I forgot” is a poor excuse for a man, saying “he forgot” is worse for a woman – it isn’t like it isn’t obvious and this was clearly consentual.
She seems nice…
He must have fallen for her character.
Has everybody forgotten how the fuck a telephone works?
Man!!!! XD
halerious!
cute couple
The way she is acting, I can tell that she is DEFENITLY pregnant!!!
lol this one is why we should talk about sex without kids
No, adults shouldn’t talk about sex with kids any more than what’s taught at schools. It’s awkward and the kids will know the stuff. They do know about birth control, about the chance of getting pregnant, and about STDs. If, still, some people don’t know these stuff at least in the developed western countries and are old enough to have sex, they really should be hanged. There is enough information available for the kids, just depends on if they want to learn the stuff and believe it.
Fucking Hannah is what got him into this mess.
Win.
I think she’s pretty funny
Hey, at least he has a girl he likes for life! It might not be too bad, unless they are like 15.
why in the hell would people put personal crap like this on facebook where the whole wold can see and why are they being allowed to breed ????
Hilarious that this girl is so mad like she couldn’t have checked it or… oh, I dunno… FELT that he wasn’t using a condom. All women know the difference between how the two feel. She knew and now she’s just mad because neither one of them were smart enough to stop :/
So why is it automagically only HIS fault? Shouldn’t she have ALSO not had sex without using a condom? I mean if anything she has more reason to have known better.
Abandonment issues…>.>
lmao…you r right but still…lol
she says, “shoulda worn a condom, eh?” and then, “you shouldn’t have put a seed in my uterus.”
what did she think was going to happen?
Oh, the poor guy xD
The poor girl too. It’s gonna ruin her life like I ruined my mom’s
Jesus Christ, it’s called an abortion. Get one.
He left her, she’s with another guy that wants to keep the baby, etc. This Peter kid tried killing her, and this new guy beat the shit outta him.
What a nitwit!! Whose responsibility is it to make sure YOU don’t get pregnant? Yep YOU blondie! Some people are so dumb they shouldn’t be allowed to have sex.
she acts like she had no part in having unprotected sex with this guy… .___.
“shouldn’t have put a seed in my uterus, we’re even”
That was too hilarious!
What wonderful parents these two will make. You know, most English-speaking countries have legal abortion.
Dude this is better than lamebook haha. I’m mentioning this on my podcast next week for sure. I love how this is all the dudes fault btw hahaha.
the comments are even funnier than the actual post… hahaha people take some thigs soo seriously, SPECIALLY other people’s problems… hahaha
More like “Maury: All Paternity Tests, All The Time!”
Ah young, immature, love…
romantic but stupid!
she sounds like a freaking ball buster… and he is whipped…he needs to run now and never look back!!!
I loved that they talked it out the only downfall is that it as on the internet. I just liked that peter stayed around and that Hannah and him talked about it. But at the same time that was public and now EVERYONE can read that and its like thats private I wouldnt want people reading about that. Idk i think its very gross but thats just me.
i honestly didnt find this funny, just kind of sickening and saddening.
Does anyone else even realise that the text is different for some comments? Looks like this has been doctored to me…..Lame!
Shut up no one cares.
I really hope this is fake. I mean, how can people who would post this kind of shit on FB actually have any friends? What makes them think that people want to know their private business…
Wait, is this really Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt?
rofl sooo funny
the headings the best but!
but shes totally in the right to be annoyed!
he should have worn a condom!
xxx
xDD he she. i got i mixed around whatever you know what i mean.
WTF. I think Alex posted this. Alex ima f**king kill you.
Lol is that even real? rofl…i assume so from the blocking out wow hilarious i know that guy must be upset she really told him but it takes 2 to tango she should’ve forced him to use one.
This just screams fake.