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  1. Heela says:

    First!
    But this shit sucks.

  2. charlie J says:

    You know what sucks more? being an retard who posts first! on everything

  3. Jj Castillo says:

    hahahahaha…. butt plug :D reminds me of those little big planet things

  4. The Heat says:

    WOW!

  5. Michael says:

    I’m happy for him and that’s awesome he’s open about it, but its not particularly funny. Does Failbooking.com think only “gay” stuff is funny and all “gay” stuff is funny? Pathetic.

    • Glicks says:

      It’s not funny if you’re a closeted, humourless, thin-skinned little homo.

    • Daniel says:

      If he had bought a fleshlight or a female blow-up doll, it still would have been funny. The point it that this should be private. The gayness is just a little sprinkle on top. (No pun intended.)

    • Da Frrit says:

      There’s stupid sexual stuff straight people do posted in failbooking as well.

      Perhaps if you didn’t fixate on only the gay people, you’d see that.

      There’s also just dumb stuff people write in their status-updates that’s humorous regardless of their sexual orientation, even if the status is sexual in nature. If “Zach” had been “Jane”, that kinda status update woulda still been a fail to laugh at.

    • parker says:

      You don’t have to be gay to enjoy a butt plug. All men have a prostate gland and it’s a very sensitive erogenous zone. You should try it sometime Michael, I promise liking does not make you gay. Your comment was incredibly narrow-minded and homophobic.

    • Roflcopter says:

      I didn’t read any of these other comments but yeah I think publicizing it is pretty funny hahaha.

  6. LOL this is the bestXD

  7. Adam says:

    Good deal? How much could a piece of hard plastic cost?

  8. asdf says:

    Let’s just hope this Zach person is a girl for some reason… maybe the parents didn’t realize Zach is a male name or it’s just her nickname or something.

  9. I can’t see or hear the words “butt plug” without thinking of Opie & Anthony hahaha

  10. Kat says:

    Haha, I’m guessing David really doesn’t want his cell number to get out now.

    Mass text:
    Guys! If Zach asks any of you for my cell number DO NOT TELL HIM. No, you don’t want to know why.

  11. Deti Veli says:

    Wow,that shit is fucking fake and gay

  12. GigaGuess says:

    Tough to think of anything other than the one word answer:

    BUSTED.

  13. Sapphire says:

    FAKE! Stupid crap people will make up just to get on these sites….

  14. booyah says:

    Account got hacked, obviously.

    - Status is changed to something awkward
    and
    - asks phone numbers of others as if he lost that

    Too obvious

    • Dave says:

      Believe what you want. Not gonna waste my time. If you could PM on here I would give you Zach’s full name so he could tell you all about it

  15. tseles says:

    i REALLY hope zach can be a girl’s name too. :|

  16. Anysia says:

    i about barfed seeing that its a guy…


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