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It Was Scotts Classy Demeanor That Brought Them Together

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  1. Heela says:

    First!

  2. Jonas says:

    Second :)

  3. LOLsoFAIL says:

    Either she is a ditz and doesn’t get what he just said, or she’s a c0ck-gobbler. I’m going with both.

    • loveit says:

      which makes her awesome. Who doesn’t love it?

    • BigMomma says:

      It would appear she posted her comments before old Scotty-boy posted his romantic smut. You gotta cherish young love…girl looking for “the one” and guy looking to get head.

      • steve says:

        c’mon! stop playing the “girl is an angel, guy is a devil” bulls*it. she LIKED the comment!

        • GigaGuess says:

          Say what you will, but I have the right sense of humor that if I had said what she did, and he posted something like that, I’d likely piss myself laughing.

    • Tina says:

      I’m gonna go with “she actually has a a sense of humor”. What, you think it would be better if she decided to go into a screaming fit over it?

  4. HeelaFail says:

    Last!

  5. Rico says:

    At least he didn’t say he wanted to put it in a rather uncomfortable place.

  6. LOL He loves her a lot :D

  7. Johnny says:

    What’s up with her backwards smily faces?

  8. hummerlover says:

    Thats the girl you marry…

  9. andy_roy says:

    Thank god that’s *all* he wants to do so hopefully they won’t breed

  10. Can you say “daddy issues”?

  11. Spencer says:

    Apparently she “likes” it. Lucky guy…

  12. sara bellum says:

    Either this was made up or they have a good sense of humor in their relationship. Or he’s a douche.

  13. Ninja please says:

    That’s so romantic!

  14. andy_roy says:

    we make too many assumptions…’it’ could just be ‘chocolates’ (/spoiler)

  15. aha says:

    If you notice, she posted first, then he posted…

  16. saxy555 says:

    …like the back of a volkswagen??

  17. Maria says:

    I’m pretty sure I know that Scott.

  18. Hellstein says:

    He meant that piece of cybercandy his cyberself was holding, you sick people! Get your mind out of the gutter!

  19. Ughhh... says:

    Wow…more like my ex bf…..

  20. Deti Veli says:

    Hahaha lol,he cares about her?More like for sex XD

  21. BK says:

    If he ever gives up that one he’s CRAZY.

  22. lololo says:

    At least she likes it!


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