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We Have Two Years To Blind Ourselves

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  1. Lucy says:

    What’s with all these people putting their own comments on here? >_<

    • This one wasn’t that bad though. Usually when they do that it RUINS the joke. If I were to ever upload something after posting, I would photoshop the “Delete” out.

  2. Dude says:

    Huh?When’s Dember the 21st and why that day?

    • yeah, cuz the end of the world will be Dember 25th, so he can walk naked for 4 days.
      you know, Jesus birth will be our doom. That’s why we celebrate it.

    • lolwut says:

      Dember must have been a secret month that we all don’t know — except him.

    • ratatoskr says:

      According to… I’m not sure if it was the aztec calendar or whatever, but according to some native american calendar that is when the world will end.

    • kidQT says:

      Srsly? That’s when the Mayan calendar “ends” and prophesied the world would end.

      • Kleanthes says:

        It doesn’t prophesied that at all, anymore than our calender prophesies that the world is going to end on December 31. It’s all hugely stupid scam without any basis (ie. the particular Mayan calender that is referenced doesn’t even say anything about the end of the world at all, ever).

        • Exactly! I’m so glad someone isn’t that stupid! Even the Mayans that are still in South America are saying “IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, IT’S THE END OF A CYCLE!”

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesoamerican_Long_Count_calendar — This is why the Mayan Calendar doesn’t end in 2012.

          • Johnny says:

            That stupid 2012 myth is bigger bullshit than the Y2K bug. Seriously if you give humans something to worry about such as the end of the world amnd it being on a certain day. Humans will freak out. i believe that some people may kill themselves to avoid it, well that is ifd they are not fucking retarded beyond belief.

    • Gunter43 says:

      it’s after december 20th

    • Lali says:

      Dude! It’s the end of the Mayan calendar! The world is going to end because the Mayans know EVERYTHING! And they saw this coming! (it couldn’t possibly be that that phase of the calendar ends and another one begins or anything *eyeroll*

      Oh, Sarah Palin will be running for president too.. that could scare people too.

      • Nicholaii says:

        But since Palin is such a religious nut job, why is she even saying she might run? Why would she be planning a campaign if she thinks we’re all going to die? What a bad christian! =P

      • Mike says:

        Actually, if you want to get really technical, she’d already either have won or lost in December (or “Dember”…whatever the hell THAT is) since the election happens in November. If she wins, that will be the end of the wordl as we know it…and Mooses will be her cabinet members.

    • Like many of the bad aspects of our lives, we can blame this too on the Mayans and their damn calendar.

    • this guy says:

      its the end of the mayan calendar

      • Jota Sanchis says:

        Yeah, but it’s not like they said: “Ok, we get till here, let’s smoke some weed and called the day”. The thing is that, after that moment…there’s nothing else.

    • I'm a pac-man geek. I'm a grammar nazi. I'm a "first" troll. Any questions? says:

      Space after ?…
      Dember=?
      December=12th month…

  3. fgsfds says:

    Apperently, Dude, That is when your mother is going outside naked. Sorry.

  4. Boo says:

    Must be a fan of The X-Files.

  5. Kaydense says:

    That’s the apparent day that the world is going to end.

  6. kenneth says:

    And thus the world ended because of stupid people going out and proving the the world will not end on December 12, 2012. Good Luck and may god have mercy on us all.

  7. weewoo says:

    its always been that date! the smart ppl studied the thingo n said that the thingo calender says that that day will be the end! n lol?!! i wuldnt want to see naked ppl on the streets unless its a good looking person…

  8. Jeff says:

    Lol and the year starts on Jan 1 remember?

  9. Halvard says:

    Thats the day the world is going to go under I think…
    Just fucking google it…

  10. Dude, you been in the closet for the past four years.

  11. DR. SHRUBBERY! says:

    for gods sake, the world is not going to end. they didn’t predict the end, its just the end of the calendar. maybe they got tired of writing SO MANY YEARS on their calendar. maybe they thought “i think we have made our point.” plus the aztecs invented chocolate, which is better than a calendar

  12. Tariq says:

    I reckon, Mayan calendar anyone?

  13. Doesn’t anyone remember feeling like a total idiot after Y2K?

    • Junkyard says:

      No, because I was one of the people putting fixes in place to broken computer systems, to ensure that there were no catastrophic failures when the year ticked over to 2000.

  14. 216 says:

    ha Dude’s repsonse is worthy of being posted on this site

  15. Dag-Erling says:

    @Cinema, doesn’t anyone remember feeling like a total idiot on jan 1 2010 when a lot of stuff actually *did* fail because noone took y2k seriously?

  16. Charity says:

    Too bad it is actually December 12, 2012 not 21 lmao that is a Fail in itself

  17. Laura says:

    You are awful clever, sheeple! When I grow up, maybe I can be a non-conformist like you!!!

  18. sola says:

    At least your birthday isn’t december 21. T_T

    • Kennedy says:

      Mine’s on the 22nd. I’m doomed to never turn 16 and drive a car because the world ended 24 hours before. >_>

  19. Humm. says:

    It doesn’t end, true. I don’t remember correctly, but I think it actually continued to a date that’s around 14 times or 14 billion times the age of the universe, if I remember right. Goes on far beyond 7642.

  20. British says:

    It might as well be the end of the world for us English… we are holding the Olympics and all that year…

    • Sneaks says:

      ah so thats how it’s gonna happen
      UK holds the olympics
      2 million yanks come over
      said yanks can’t understand how to drive on the left
      MAJOR car crash
      massive oil leak from yank’s SUVs spill into ocean
      oil spill ignites when SUVs catches on fire
      world gets incenerated
      survivers die from toxic fumes cause by massive SUV tire fires still burning years later

      • Fishman says:

        I think find if taht many yanks come over, the fat b@stards will cause England to sink!!

        Way more likely then /\ /\

  21. rewboss says:

    “We have two years to blind ourselves”?

    Actually, almost three: most of 2010, all of 2011 and most of 2012.

    (I unleash my pedantry on the web. If I unleash it at home, my wife tries to strangle me. Aren’t you lucky?)

  22. Jax says:

    The Mayans will allow me to live ONE day after my 18th birthday. Thanks.

  23. Jeffy says:

    If the Mayans cans see the future so well, how come they didn’t know what d-bags the Spanish were going to turn out to be. 2012 = fail.

  24. Holy sh*t! My calendar ends on December 31 2010! Time to stock up on bottled water and pray to the Easter Bunny for forgiveness!

  25. RL says:

    too bad the mayans didn’t see those measle-covered blankets coming…

  26. Chad M Henry says:

    thank to that person, I copied that status on my status and my friend loved it

  27. Bluefox says:

    you know… if the world ends on dec 21st 2012… this will be why

  28. pawn says:

    PAWNAGE

  29. Dieanna says:

    The world will only end in 2012 if they decide to not renew family guys sindication, cause thats when its up.

  30. beccaasm says:

    The reason the Mayans stopped at 2012 was probably because they did not want to continue creating the rest of the years on their calender. Every ones that damn lazy sometimes.

  31. Kenalo says:

    Please stop it, okay fine if the world comes to an end then there is nothing to worry about coz we all dead then, are all the sheeple scared that the world will be left alone with noone to pollute it?? if it doesnt end then still there’s nothing to worry about, cause hey, yipee, we are still alive!!

    Now please stop it….

  32. Well says:

    It just shows how stupid people can be in general. The Mayans are GONE. They are effin EXTINCT. Even the idiotic Dodo bird lasted longer.
    And you are telling me those idiots who failed to make their civilization survive were smart enough to predict the end of the world? Am I the only one who sees the problem here?

  33. Nikki says:

    Dumb ass…. The Mayans relocated to and sailed east to Asia and mixed in the Mongols of southeast Asia and became known as ”Angkor”. Today the Angkors no longer go by that ancient name, their modern day name is “Cambodian”. This is why the ruins in ancient Cambodia are identical to the ruins of the Mayan empire. History claims that the Mayan civilization just vanished the word Mayan means “Illusions” because it seemed as if they disappeared over night, A entire ethnic group cannot just vanish over night, they simply just packed up and moved.

  34. Dude says:

    Got damnit.So few people got the fact that Dember is an impossibly stupid typo and that 21st doesn’t make sense.

  35. jamie says:

    yeah i am two if i see a nake girl lol

  36. HappyBDaySis says:

    December 21st is my sister’s birthday XD


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