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  1. WOW. says:

    Just…….wow.

  2. KV says:

    1st of March Official Fail!

  3. rambo says:

    I remember when failbook used to be funny. I keep holding on like the funny is going to return, kinda in the way I keep watching SNL.

    • Me :D says:

      It’s gotten the cheezburger virus: Less original, more “LOL IMMA POST TIS CUZ I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR LOLOL”

      In size 27, bolded, Arial Black font.

  4. Steph says:

    This… guy… just doesn’t have a man’s facial structure. I doubt that it is truly a male. Is this where I use he/she?

    • Shelley says:

      Could be plastic surgery. Or he could just naturally have a less-masculine bone structure.
      Although I agree. He is rather androgynous looking. I mean, I think he would even without the makeup.

    • DeadlySeahorse says:

      Actually he has an identical twin brother who’s a ‘normal’ guy, no makeup etc. They have exactly the same face, there’s pictures of Bill without makeup and you can’t tell them apart, so it’s just makeup, no plastic surgery.

    • emma-ellen says:

      lol.. i didnt know who you guys were talkin bout untill you said Bill(kaulitz an Tom kaulitz(‘: lol)

  5. Kaitlin says:

    Grab girls down there before he goes on a date with them?
    Wonder how many dates he’ll actually get…

    • Seanette says:

      I was just thinking the same thing. Be interesting to see his stats on how many dates he actually gets vs. how many times he gets slugged, gets the police called on him, gets restraining orders issued…..

      • Dude says:

        Yeah, and if he’d actually find out someone’s a guy like that ,he’s probably going to get punched in the face.
        Hard.

  6. stephf says:

    you’d think the name Bill might give it away?

  7. Xilver says:

    I don’t know who fails more, Bill Kaulitz himself or the guy who thinks he’s a woman.

  8. Érica Catarina says:

    Steph he does have a male facial structure. This picture is a bit old, and yes girly. But his face was kinda like swollen from cortisone he had taken for some kinda disease. So yeah.
    Happy fail tho

  9. rosie says:

    that is just so random but ace at the same time

  10. Chriz says:

    What is this I don’t even….

  11. Jami says:

    This guy is fabulous looking. He seriously has a flawless face, with or without makeup.
    Hawwwwt.

  12. Saundra Wood says:

    I dont find this funny. Leave Bill and ADAM alone. Why is androgyny funny? I’m sick of people picking on others bc they’re different. It’s immature.

    • benji says:

      Agreed. People making jokes like this is why people are so afraid of being different.
      This one isn’t funny. I actually think that Bill AND Adam are very pretty men. And so what if a guy does? They ARE very pretty men. And I’ve heard a lot of (alleged) straight men admit that they are…
      So, fail on failbookings part here.

    • Srsly says:

      Totally with you on this. Androgyny, homophobia, and transphobia are not funny. People need to grow up.

    • Sam says:

      Agreed. Besides, androgyny is quite attractive, in my opinion.

      I think the funny part was the guy’s moronic reaction to the picture.

      • BabyBria says:

        I’m with you guys. I know a few androgynous boys who get made fun of all the time, and it’s annoying. I like looking at Bill and other boys with androgynous features. I find it more attractive than bulging muscles. Also, Bill is a very sweet and sincere person. So who cares if he looks a little girly or what is sexuality is? (He is straight, for the record.) I would rather judge a person by his character than his penis size or his facial structure.

  13. Miles says:

    Why is it necessary to point out that blue dude is male?

  14. tyberius says:

    Anyone remember that chick from Hanson? God she was hot…

  15. OH EM GEE says:

    :\ wow . this guy totally fails n bill IS a guy .

  16. Rob says:

    Who’s Bill Kaulitz?

  17. Im brushing my hair says:

    Wow, That pervert! But that looks like a teen. and she’s pretty

  18. #198574 says:

    Can’t blame him, Bill is the most feminine name in the WHOLE world.

  19. Ash says:

    Lol! The fail to me is “I’m gonna start grabbing girls down there before I go out with them.” … Good luck to you bro ;P
    But the fact the same dude thought Bill was a chick? =Priceless.

  20. jomarthegreat says:

    coule be that this guy is just yanking his friends’ chain. did anyone notice the sentence says “I think it’s because HE’S the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen?”

  21. Sofie says:

    Hey, it says “Delete” on all comments. Fake?

    • rachel says:

      Sweetheart, if she screen-capped her own Facebook, she would have administrative privileges to delete any and all comments, regardless of who posted them. I’m assuming, because the commenter is the fail, and not the person with the status update, the owner of the page ‘capped it.

  22. Homo Sapiens says:

    Fail for liking someone of same sex? Dear lord, America is still stuck in the dark ages.

    • Da Frrit says:

      Failed comment for stereotyping a nation you don’t like? Good lord, Homo Sapiens is still stuck in the stupid ages.

      Seriously, because a small minority of ignorant people exist in the USA we’re ALL stuck in the dark ages? As if every other country is filled with absolutely NOTHING but highly cultured people just brimming with wisdom and insight.

      Please… save the supposed moral superiority for someone who actually might fall for it.

  23. Rain Thomas says:

    I love boys who look like girls I think they’re so attractive!

  24. Cocal says:

    Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys…
    Does anyone else here thinks that guy looks like a young Björk?

  25. shannon says:

    omg. i love bill. <3

  26. Lilybean says:

    If you can’t tell, why does it matter?

    Yeah, down with ‘phobes!

  27. ShannenAshlea says:

    Thats an old photo of bill, no wonder why people say he looks like a girl. He looks more like a man now :)

  28. Monika says:

    Hi hi! I just wanted to say that this post is from my page, and I was in NO way saying anything negative about Bill Kaulitz, androgyny, homosexuality, or anything of that nature. I really do think he’s hot and I just thought it was funny that one of my “macho” friends thought he was a hot girl.

    • Miss Fit says:

      Don’t worry Monika, most of us thought this was funny. Unfortunately, there are always people looking for something that’s not there. While it’s good that people are pro homosexuality, androgyny, metro-men etc., some may also use it to make themselves feel morally superior. …Or they are just easily offended, of course. Either way, don’t let their sensibilities get in your way of posting more of this stuff, should your macho-friend realize he’s in love with Brian Molko or something.

    • Kate says:

      Monika, I thought this was hilarious. And I also think he’s pretty attractive.
      People really need to lighten up…

  29. charazar says:

    *cue ‘Dude Looks Like a Lady’ from Aerosmith’s Pump album*
    I know i’m getting old because I had to pull out my wallet, look at my age, look at that thumbmail, do the mental math to make sure that I was actually legally able to make the comment that, yeah, he’s pretty hot for a chick, that looks like a chick, but that has a scrote. Ummm, and stuff. Androgeny on deck for the next run/at from the dumbboxen.

  30. forge says:

    And he gets more chicks than Frank Sinatra did. ::nod::

  31. Tabby says:

    I misread the guy’s last comment as ‘stabbing girls down there’. :I

  32. Austin says:

    @blue guy 2nd comment WIN

  33. Mr. X says:

    This conversation thread was all typed by the same person!!! Look at the “DELETE” sign after each of the comment!! It is a stupid try to make things look funny!!

    • Miss Fit says:

      Dude… this failbook was by the owner of the profile it was posted on, as is stated in the comments above. Facebook-owners have the possibility to delete comments on their status etc. Welcome to the 21st century, enjoy your stay.

  34. Juliana says:

    Fail. This entire fail was one person. And it’s the person who uploaded the fail. You can tell, cuz it says delete under everything single comment

  35. Kit says:

    And this is why I’m pansexual. If you have to grab their crotch to determine if you’re into them, you’re taking your sexuality way too seriously.

  36. Kelsy says:

    Ummm…pretty sure you wouldn’t have to grab Adam to make sure he’s a guy.

  37. Bobbi says:

    Bill is most definatly a guy, and is effing hot!!!!!! And he has a hot identical twin brother Tom!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. mrs.glambert says:

    Adam Lambert is totally sexy? He doesnt look like a girl. He’s just……glittery. lol(:

  39. Nlz says:

    Bill is more feminine than other guys yes- but ”manly” mans isnt even worth Bills nailtop!!
    Bill is a man..!
    And for every guys information- like 60% of all girls wants her guy to be caring, to take care of his looks and be fresh.
    Bill is Fresh, wonderfull and sweet.
    F**k you.
    Adam aswell!!!!!!
    Because he being homosexuall, doesnt make him a woman?!
    People- wake up, its 2010.

  40. Addicted_to_Adam says:

    WTF? don’t be mean to adam lambert! i dont think this is funny, you freak! there is nothing wrong with being gay! god! bill may be feminine, but that doesn’t give you the right to be an effin’ ass! god, you freak…


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