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Estoy crepúsculo

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  1. nbj55 says:

    it’s true

    • Sandokan says:

      Well, I know it’s actually very funny, but there’s this tiny mistake on the headline…
      Estoy is just one form of translating “I’m” (my guess is that the headline should be translated as “i’m gay”)…
      The more accurate way of translating that would be “Soy crepúsculo”…
      Still laughing like crazy xD
      Spanish teacher win

  2. Twilight is like a bullet.
    In every language it means same

    • Anna Tramell says:

      Actually, no it doesn’t. “Twilight” is translated differently, to convey the same meaning. For example, Swedish thinks the word “twilight” is as interesting as “noon”, so the title for the first book is translated as “If I Could Dream”. And neither does “bullet”, for that matter. In some places, the “bullet” is the train system.

      • Raze says:

        …at the risk of ruining a possible joke…

        Are you serious?

      • Alex says:

        Your a massive douche, you know that right?

      • Rawr says:

        You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you? Either that or you had your sense of humor surgically removed. I want to say both.

      • Paul says:

        You FAIL!

      • Danielle says:

        Fine, I’ll be the one to explain the joke (thus ruining it).

        The Twilight Saga is a repulsive, horrendous work of cleverly disguised fanfiction that should never have been published. It’s total and utter crap. It doesn’t matter where you are, or what language you’re speaking.

        It’s crap in English. It’s crap in Spanish. It’s crap in French. It’s crap in German. It’s crap in Mandarin. It’s crap in Cantonese.. It’s crap in Hebrew. It’s crap in Arabic. It’s crap in Latin. It’s crap in Finnish. It’s crap in Dutch. It’s crap in Gaelic. It’s crap in Welsh. It’s crap in Swahili. It’s crap in Sanskrit. It’s crap in Hindi. It’s crap in Japanese. It’s crap in Russian. It’s crap in Flemish. It’s crap in Basque.

        DO YOU GET THE POINT I’M TRYING TO CONVEY HERE???????

        With regards to the “bullet” metaphor, they “bullet” referenced is the object, not the word.

        • moose says:

          I thought Anna’s comment was funnier than Silko’s actually. But I always did like dry humor.

          • MKZeke says:

            Epic fail……

          • Anna Tramell says:

            lolz, thankies <3

            -

            And I did understand your "joke"- and, of course, Twilight is utter crap.

            Your "joke", though, was poorly delivered and had as much validity as any of Twilight's logic. I wonder why research is a foreign concept.

        • Jerry says:

          That’s absurd and completely forgetting something throughout ALL of this…you forgot Italian.

      • adam says:

        Fail…

      • Sapphire says:

        Why do some people have to be a freaking “know it all”…. Most of us are smart enough to know that it is A JOKE! Seriously, some of you, chill out and stop lecturing people…

      • John says:

        someone please slap this guy

  3. Alyssa says:

    I laughed at this when it was on MLIA. :)

  4. Darcy says:

    awww thats mean )=

  5. AleeIP says:

    Dude,the title is “Soy Crepúsculo”, “Estoy crepusculo” have no sense in spanish….FAILBLOG RULZ!

  6. LOL…yes, in any language, sparkling vampires=GAY!!!

  7. Cato.girl says:

    haha! ¡Me gusta la títuo muchisimo!

  8. Angela Wells says:

    Finally! One worth laughing at!

  9. Tereglith says:

    I believe this has found the wrong site. It needs to go to EWFTW.com right now.

  10. Greg says:

    how Is this fail

  11. super says:

    “I don’t think that this is very funny.”

  12. theoreticalwzrd says:

    Yeah this was on MyLifeIsAverage.com. The guy just got rid of the MLIA

  13. nick says:

    he doesn’t appear to quite have grasped the concept of qutation marks though…

  14. spligg says:

    EPIC WIN

  15. Jackie says:

    This is a fail, if you don’t know what a fail is then please get off this site Greg.
    You don’t need question marks Nick. Why the hell would you?
    Tereglith: Please leave…now. It is on the RIGHT site. You, however, are not.

    • tereglith says:

      I don’t understand where you’re coming from. It seems as if you might be a Twilight fan, but your name makes no reference to Twilight and you seem to have some basic grasp of the use of the English Language, although obviously this stops with your reading skills if you got “question” out of the word “qutation” (which would explain why you enjoyed Twilight, I guess). Still, your lack of direct defense of the book is perplexing, you only seem miffed at those saying that this screencap is a win (which was my goal with my previous remark). This leaves open the option that you are a disgruntled lesbian who objects to gayness being compared with Twilight (a perfectly legitimate complaint). This, however, doesn’t explain your attempt to regulate the internet habits of several people by telling thim what sites they should and shouldn’t visit. This means that the third option is also highly likely, and you are a troll. If this is the case, the world would be a happier place if you climbed up into a tree and never came down.

  16. Becca says:

    Anyone notice how Estoy crepusculo does not make sense?

  17. The Eric says:

    Pretty bad teacher…

  18. Katie says:

    quotation mark fail.

  19. endarkened says:

    Pretty awesome teacher…

  20. Cohen says:

    I resent “gay” being equated to “twilight”. Twilight is rubbish, gay is not.

    • Russell says:

      Yeah, perfectly valid point. I just ignore the diction employed and understand the joke… which is actually really funny.

  21. Lucia says:

    SOY crepúsculo, not ESTOY

  22. mik says:

    es SOY CREPUSCULO no estoy

  23. Spanish says:

    The title should be “Soy crepusculo”.To be-> ser/estar depending on situation, here is with ser

  24. Link says:

    Fantastic teacher.

  25. Mobi says:

    That’s more like WINbooking

  26. The Jackie says:

    i love this teacher

  27. It’s more of a “win.”

  28. MikeSalazar says:

    Just a comment for the titles, it woould be: “Soy crepúsculo” =P
    the rod estoy means I am (talking about position on a place or condition like I’m tired)

  29. josh says:

    thats not fail, thats win!

  30. Funny says:

    For those of you who really want to know, it’s actually “joto” (pronounced: hoe-toe)

  31. bgirl says:

    Too bad this was an MLIA first.

  32. IMP says:

    Very funny! hahahahhahahaha

  33. tu tata says:

    to start with, the teacher has not even the slightest idea of what he/she is talking about, crepusculo means the last light of the day … or “twilight” … and to say gay it is either “culero” or “maricon” …

  34. jim. says:

    MLIA. Loved it even on facebook though. i wonder if FAILBOOKING noticed the MLIA reference?

  35. Ariel says:

    Mi español es muy buenoh!!!….jajajajajja.I love this post.

  36. Dayo says:

    Wow. Twilight is pretty gay thought XD
    Sparkly Vampire = Overflowing Gayness XD

  37. twilight luvr says:

    Actually you spell gay “harry potter”

  38. conan says:

    u guys r gay this isnt funny. this site sucks.

  39. Levi says:

    OMGWTF. this was on MLIA. just because someone made it their status, doesnt make it a facebook fail.

  40. Evangeline says:

    haha regardless, it’s still funny

  41. doriinatrix says:

    I wish I had that Spanish teacher

  42. Anthony says:

    WOW this is really sad seeing how many people are seriously honest to god commenting that Gay doesnt technically translate to twilight in spanish… are you all retarded? like really? its called a joke so when you stop beating off to the twilight series and math books feel free to come back and enjoy some of the really funny things life has to offer. from looking at the plot of twilight youd have to be gay not to think its gay. so all you guys commenting against this have fun being a girls best friend but never gettin any. those for this thank you for enjoying something really funny and not takin every aspect of life too seriously

    • Rose says:

      Its ok, let them be idiots and not get any girls, my best guy friend LOVES twilight, he and i went to the premere together, and after that we went back to his place…. so you guys still think Twilight is gay? If you do then fuck you beacuase you are a bunch of retards.

  43. MLIAer says:

    This is stolen directly off of Mylifeisaverage.com Way to plagerize

  44. Nivardz says:

    This is sooo TWILIGHT…

  45. MANO says:

    yeAH it should have been SOY crepusculo

    SPANISH CLASSES FAIL!

  46. Latinsay says:

    Nobody really answered this person’s question, so i think he/she might be still asking. Gay is (in spanish) a fancy way of saying ”cueco”. I mean, hahah, there’s a joke: what’s he difference between a gay and a cueco?
    If you have money, you’re gay; if you don’t, you’re just another cueco.

  47. Latinsay says:

    Nobody really answered this person’s question, so i think he/she might be still asking. Gay is (in spanish) a fancy way of saying ”cueco”. I mean, hahah, there’s a joke: what’s the difference between a gay and a cueco?
    If you have money, you’re gay; if you don’t, you’re just another cueco.

  48. MissBashful says:

    Ok this would have been so much funnier if the teacher would have said the spanish word for twilight (crepúsculo) if the kid is asking for a spanish word from a spanish teacher and the spanish teacher was trying to be a smart ass they would have used the spanish word for twilight not the english so that right there tells me this status was set up…at least thats how it seems to me lol

  49. MIk says:

    I can has cheezburger?


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