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Sounds like a vitamin deficiency.

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  1. Jack says:

    Like there is no Google nowadays..

  2. Uh, yeah…she doesn’t sound smart enough to be having sex.

  3. StookieLoves says:

    OO BURN.

    Literally.

  4. Humm. says:

    She should’ve Googled that instead of posted it on Failbooking…

  5. Isn’t it a flower? Oh wait, that’s chlamydia!

  6. char says:

    that’s what called ‘syphilis’ ?

  7. greg says:

    win at whoever liked this

  8. Alasdair says:

    lol, maybe that what you call it when your diarrhoea is all done with!?!?!

  9. Jeppe says:

    I like how this is posted under ‘romance’…

  10. Rob says:

    It means you’re a goner. That’s why they call it gonerhhea.

  11. Damn,this reminds me of a little hoochie i know.She was 18 years old and didnt even know what an STD was,let alone the individual viruses.Her dad told her,then took her to get tested because even he knew of her reputation.Turns out,because she was such a little slut,she had chlamydia AND gonorrhea….ahhh,venereal diseases….the gift that keeps on giving!

  12. dave says:

    This is quite obviously a FB rape, it kills the magic of what failbooking is really about.

  13. kosher ham says:

    I wish it had this below it:

    XXXXXXXXXXX has just scheduled a visit with his doctor. <—boyfriend

  14. Cimot says:

    well… um.. at least she can spell?! >____<

  15. David Moisan says:

    I’ve always wanted Monty Python’s “Medical Love Song” to be necessary listening before being allowed to engage in the “social” part of the Net. Streamed out in MP3 whenever a Facebook/IRC/MySpace/chat server boots up and streamed out again when the server goes down for maint. Kind of like the national anthem played when a TV station shuts down for the night (not that many do anymore.)

  16. Ted Rusu says:

    Jepardy!!!!
    Contestant:” I think ill take STDs for 1000″

    Host:”ok…this infection causes yellowish discharge, associated with painful, and sometimes frequent, urination.”

    Contestant:”ummm…what is ghonorrhea?” DING DING DING “you got it…in more ways than one”

  17. Reb says:

    I think it was a practical joke on her, not by her. Who hasn’t had someone pull up their facebook and post a joking status message?

  18. jade says:

    this cannot be real. i hope to god it’s not real.

  19. FAIL. People think before you post! LMAO

  20. Maria says:

    by the gods! this girl is BURNED!

  21. Matt Murphy says:

    just saying i think someone at the drs office would have explained it

  22. Kat says:

    My little brother (18 years old) asked me what that was a few months ago. I told him it was an asian candy. He believed me.

  23. Ana Sofia says:

    I mean…Seriouslyy….

  24. LOL says:

    seriously epic fail


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