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  1. This is priceless,truest proof that when someone says ‘sound it out ,then spell it’ that iot doesnt always work,especially for the Valley girls

    • Yes i realize i misspelled a word……

      • jzimbert says:

        Muphry’s Law.

      • VeggieTart says:

        Doesn’t it suck when you criticize someone else’s inability to spell (well, in this case, she used the wrong spelling)–and you have a typo?

        • Kimmuryiel says:

          typos are forgivable, even to me and my sister who want to cry when we find people like this XD

          • Navarone says:

            My sister and I
            ftfy

            • VeggieTart says:

              no, it’s “to my sister and me” She had the order of the objects reversed.

              • DUH says:

                Wrong again. My sister and I would be correct. ‘Me’ would not cry for humanity were her sister not there, ‘I’ would.

                • Thomas says:

                  Er… Me is relative to the phrase “even to”, which denotes it as an object of comparison (the word object should be stressed here). “Typo” is the subject of the first clause, with to “forgive” being the verb. This clause ends at “me and my sister”. “Who” (because it’s a pronoun) is the subject of the verb to “cry” of the second clause.

                  So actually, me is correct. Also notice that “me and my sister” is not followed by an adverb, or verb. It’s followed by a pronoun. Another reason as to why it should be in this form.

                  • Your Mother says:

                    Grammar nazis ftw!

                  • John says:

                    What?
                    You are high !!!!
                    It’s my sisiter and I

                    My Sister went to the store
                    I went to the store…..NOT me went to the store.
                    5th grade english.

                    • failer says:

                      wrong. easy way to work which fits: take out the “and my sister” part ie. “typos are forgivable, even to me (and my sister) who want to cry when we find people like this” rather than “even to i”. simple.

                    • globalgift says:

                      I went to the store, but the sentence say “It’s forgiveable…to me.” Not, “it’s forgiveable to I.”

                    • sarebear says:

                      This is a very common grammatical error, both in written and spoken English. There is actually a very simple way to remember when to use “and I” and when to use “and me”.

                      Part of the problem is that some people have been reminded so often to say “and I” that they think it is always correct. Perhaps some well meaning parents or teachers thought that it sounded more polite.

                      Which is correct:

                      A. Mary and I went to the store.
                      B. Me and Mary went to the store.

                      In this case A is correct. “Mary and I” is the subject of the sentence. The pronoun “I” is the subjective form.

                      How about this one:

                      A. Dad gave my sister and me each a dollar.
                      B. Dad gave my sister and I each a dollar.

                      A wins again! “my sister and me” are the object in this sentence. Dad gave the dollar to us, think of object as the recipient. The pronoun “me” is the objective form .

                      Here is a quick trick that doesn’t involve remembering the words subjective and objective. In the sentence:

                      • Mary and I went to the store.

                      ► Try saying it without the other person’s name:
                      a) I went to the store.
                      b) Me went to the store.

                      ►See, you know enough about subjects and objects to know that a) is correct.

                      How about the second example. Take out “my sister” and say the sentence with “I” or “me”:

                      a) Dad gave me a dollar.
                      b) Dad gave I a dollar.

                      I’m sure that you can tell that a) is correct.

                      If you try this simple trick, you will find that this is easy.

                      courtesy of http://writinghood.com/style/grammar/grammar-refresher-when-to-use-%E2%80%9Cand-i%E2%80%9D-and-when-to-use-%E2%80%9Cand-me%E2%80%9D/

                      also check out http://hubpages.com/hub/Grammar_Mishaps__I_versus_Me

                    • Yeahiknow says:

                      Wow noob.

                    • Shimmers says:

                      actually its Me, i was watching are you smarter than a fifth grader and they said its Me, not I.

                  • Pedantic Sod says:

                    You said, “So actually, me is correct”.
                    Shouldn’t that have been, “So in actuality, I am correct”?

                    If I am correct, you used ” to highlight all the examples from within the statement that were being discussed.* You omitted it on this occasion leading the reader to assume that you were referring to yourself and not your example within the text.

                    [* the use of " either side of a statement shows that it has been spoken by someone. Whereas the use of ' highlights the specific item in question]

                    • Emerald1963 says:

                      I agree with you, but in my opinion, it might have been easier for him to have simply added in the quotation marks around “me”. (Can you tell that I am trying very hard not to make any grammar or spelling mistakes? Grammar Nazis are on the prowl…)

                    • Loren says:

                      stfu grammar nazis!!!! LOL plus note to all commenters: to avoid looking like a dumbass PLEASE look over your post before pressing enter

                    • Julzey says:

                      You, my friend, deserve a serious face palm. The only thing that poster did wrong was forgetting to put “me” in quotations. If you are trying to say that “me” was the correct word to use, you would not change it to “I” to fit some weird sense of sentence structure you have going on in your head. You would only need to add quotations to show that the word itself is the noun you are referring to.

                    • Oh man, you guys sure do talk some American real good like.

                  • Beth says:

                    Thomas, I think I’m in love with you.

                  • Srsly says:

                    SEMANTICS!!1!!!!1!!1!!

                  • Cass says:

                    Except that “My sister and I” is correct when named in that order.

                  • grammar nerds unite says:

                    I think I love you.

                • Iris says:

                  “Even to me” is the correct use, hence “even to my sister and me” is correct.

                • Enry says:

                  Haha, best thing in the world is to watch a grammar nazi fall flat on his face. Cheers!

                • URface says:

                  just flippin type it into dang microsoft word both ways, and do the grammar check and bam…
                  they’re both right, it doesnt matter… they can both be correct… ask the nearest english specialist

                  • Lei says:

                    It DOES matter, if you aren’t an idiot.

                    Kimmuryiel’s comment was correct. “Me” is the object of the preposition “to”. You wouldn’t say, “Typos are forgiveable, even to I.”

                    http://www.towson.edu/ows/prepositions.htm

                  • Julzey says:

                    Oh dear Lord! Someone actually thinks that MS Word’s grammar check is useful? Um, no, it simply checks for standard phrasing that could be used, and shows you both ways. It is up to you to know your grammar and decide which way is correct for your intended meaning. It is the same with spell check. It will often try to tell you that you have misspelled words like “your” and “you’re” but you have to decide which is correct. (BTW, “your” is possessive/shows ownership, and “you’re” is a contraction of “you are”. Apostrophes can show possession, but for an apostrophe to show possession with the word “you” it would have to be “you’s” and we all know that ain’t right!)

                    • Lil' K says:

                      you are so right! (forgive me… I am slightly lacking sleep… and a little impaired) Any college Enlish Professor would ring your neck if you used MS Word to check your grammar!

              • I'm a pac-man geek. I'm a grammar nazi. I'm a "first" troll. Any questions? says:

                Here we go with the long, long argument over something that doesn’t matter that much…

          • I believe the only error is the switch between first person and third person. I believe it should be.

            “Typos are forgivable, even to me and my sister.We want to cry when we find people like this. XD”

            Of course, I did overlook the lack of ending punctuation and capital letter. :)

        • Snochick says:

          Rotsky FTW!

      • John says:

        Any you used a “Z” in realised 8)

        • Sarla says:

          Actually, “realize” is the correct American spelling.

          • Bobsmith says:

            American is not a language.

            English is, its spelt ‘realise’

            I hope you realise that soon

            • oh hai there... says:

              Actually, there is “American English” and “UK English” – there are spelling differences (ie/ gray vs grey, favorite vs favourite.)

              • Adam says:

                There is not UK English, it is English.
                American English is just a cheap rip off of a great language.
                If asked what language you speak I am sure you would say English not American English so why not actually speak English…

                • Pillz here says:

                  Actually, there is a difference between American and UK English.
                  In America, “theater” is used instead of “theatre”, “color” for “colour”, etc. There are also many differences in dialect and word choice, such as “truck”/”lorry”, “elevator”/”lift”, “garbage”/”rubbish”, etc.
                  Many foreign countries also distinguish between the two, such as Eastern Asian countries (at least, the ones I visited). Even Microsoft distinguishes between UK and American English when selecting OS language.

                  In short, you fail. And stop bragging about your language, you stuck-up Brit.

                • lol says:

                  :O Ever heard of a dialect?

                  No? Huh.

                  gtfo.

                • popsicle says:

                  here here. these yanks and their total decimation of the English language, its disgusting and unacceptable. They should just stop calling their language English, and just call it Americish or some crap like that.
                  There is hope tho, give them a few more years and they will all be speaking Spanish or Mandarin, so them screwing up the English language wont be an issue any more

                  • Sara says:

                    As a British citizen, I would like to apologize for this and other fools’ arrogance. I hope you do not think poorly of our country because of these nationalistic idiots.

                    • popsicle says:

                      On behalf of Sara, (the alleged British citizen) i am retracting the apology she has made in full, and irrefutably.
                      Sara is currently undergoing some Medical treatment for herpes, Chlamydia and a suspect elongated object in her anus.
                      Side effects of said conditions and treatment include persons becoming so inconherent that they start making pathetic, embarrasing unsolicited apologies to an anonymous online site weeks if not months after the said incident.

                      I am also investigating whether Sarah is in fact a British citizen as it has been brought to my attention she is in fact from Mobile, Alabama.(or somewhere similar where brothers and sisters still shower together at 17)

                      • lisabell says:

                        Jerk in all rights.

                        P.s. I don’t care if any of the grammer in this comment is correct.

                        • popsicle says:

                          My dearest Lisabell. I am just flabbergasted you would say such vitriolic words to me, what could I have possibly said to deserve this??

                          However, I’m willing to wager you are probably a young inbred American girl from Alabama, who perhaps resents the fact that your sick despicable father used to video record you having sex with your brother, whilst his lotion laden hands were engaged in some unknown motions down his pants.

                          Please refrain from insulting me in the future, I am but a mortal, and find these words harmful and detrimental to my well balanced psyche.

                          xoxox

                  • Chardrak says:

                    The only total decimation of the English language is the horrid language you Brits speak. American English rules is more uniform in following rules than British English. Also removing many silent and utterly useless letters is a plus.

                    • popsicle says:

                      I’m guessing there’s no NASCAR on right now, and thats why your online.
                      May I suggest you go practice your Spanish or Mandarin, and leave the English language well alone.

                      • lisabell says:

                        Again I say jerk.

                      • lisabell says:

                        For your information I am not inbred. In fact my father and mother are from seperate states. I am not in fact from Alabama and do not have a brother, nor would I have sex with him or any other family members. I am on my way to high school and already have a two year paid scholarship to the college of my choosing.
                        I called you a jerk because not all americans are inbreds or idiots nor do we all watch NASCAR. You are talking about a sterotypical idiot american. Look I meant no serious harm to you and I wish you would take back your previous comment. If not I can’t not imagine what a horrid person you are for being an irrational, rude, arogant, person. Please take back and I will take back mine.

                        • popsicle says:

                          Dearest Lisabell, I do not engage in this “take backs” you speak of, however in light of the fact that you are just a young high school girl, I feel ashamed of what I previously said of you and your family.
                          Please accept my apology for that, I was not aware you were of such young age.

                      • lisabell says:

                        Thank you for the apology and yes I do accept it only if you accept mine in calling you a jerk. I am sorry.

                        • don wan says:

                          You people are all stupid this was over 4 months again!!!!!!! Popsicle you came back a month later to rag on a high school kid you need help and sex.

                        • popsicle says:

                          Don Wan (is that as in ” Please daddy, i don wana have your small penis in my arse again” yes you are correct, it was about 4 months after the post that i made my comment, however, it is now 5 months and you are commenting.

                          Any way, perhaps you might want to go back to making animal sex movies with your grandma and sisters.

                        • Why Popsicle? says:

                          Must you be so rude to everyone? Why do you constantly think everyone on here wants to have sex with their family? It’s just rude and inconsiderite. If you have British pride that’s one thing, but saying everyone on here wants to have sex with a family member you’re wrong. Just take lisabell or me as an example.
                          Since I have a feeling you are going to say something to me about sex movies with family members let me say something else. I live in Georgia and no one I know has sex with family members. Maybe in your sick little mind all of the people that lives here and are hicks who do innapropriate things with family members, but you are wrong. It’s not wrong to force sterotypes on me and anyone else. By the way I’m in the 8th grade and my manners are way past yours.
                          P.S. If there are any grammer “fails” or whatever you call them in my message I don’t care. No need to be so rude.

                        • Why Popsicle? says:

                          I’m sorry, but upon rereading my message I found a good many mistakes. I know I said “and are hicks.” just take out the and. Then I put “It’s not wrong to force sterotypes on me and anyone else.” when I meant it is wrong. Sorry for the mistakes. Popsicle it really is wrong and you should appologise, because of how wrong it is not because of anyone’s age.

                  • M says:

                    These* it’s* *though won’t* anymore*

                  • M says:

                    Here* These* it’s* though* won’t* anymore*

                • internetzCommitteh says:

                  This is absolute win.

    • doin your mom says:

      Well, I believe chalkboard is written c-h-a-l-k-b-o-a-r-d not chalkbord so spelling fail on her part.

  2. Louis Bacon says:

    I agree with Jeff…

  3. someNoob says:

    lol (first!)

  4. DeeBeeDee says:

    I hope she doesn’t either.

  5. Grantski says:

    When in doubt, Blame spellcheck.

  6. Reena. says:

    Jeff knows how to win. Rachel`s a dumb ass.

  7. hellspawngr says:

    there’s a difference between a mispell and a typo….

  8. hellspawngr says:

    misspell* :P PPP

  9. rolla says:

    “oh god i hope you dont breed” nails it!

  10. Karl Flatt says:

    and that’s why a dad should never have sex with his sister…

  11. Cory B says:

    ha Hilarious

  12. jonga says:

    whats the difference between a misspell and a Mississippi smell?

  13. kg333 says:

    Her reply to the chalk comment seems to be the intentionally stupid type…yes-I-made-a-mistake-I’m-so-derderder-you-smart-aleck kinda deal. Which would diminish the fail considerably.

  14. Kara says:

    This is the epitome of idiocy. Yes, I do think I’m better than people this stupid!

    • Your Mother says:

      Amen. We can say these things until one spelling or grammatical error is made on our part. But until then……

  15. Wolfgang says:

    I second the last line. I hope people like this don’t breed.

  16. Shannon says:

    People need to start reading… and by that I mean books. Not facebook, myspace, or twitter, or whatever.

    • just sad says:

      or staying awake in english class

    • ButMadNNW says:

      Oh, you’re not even safe with books. I found THREE typos in the first two chapters of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”. Impressionable young children are reading these things! ;)

      Mass-market paperbacks are even worse. Not just typos and grammar, but continuity. One such book I read, the main character rolled down the window of his car. Two or three pages later, he rolled down the window of his car. It was never rolled up in between.

      *editor headdesk*

      And I know what you’re thinking: Well, they should be reading the classics! Tolstoy, Hemingway, Stoker! The first hurdle is getting them to read. Anything. Even Harry Potter – and that has typos. We’re not safe. Head for the hills! (Yes, I’m being silly.)

      • rexrod says:

        I’ve noticed many typos in books lately too. Are there no editors anymore??

        • Jessa says:

          As a member of the writing/publishing community — no, there really are not editors any more. Granted, authors such as J.K. Rowling and other prominent and public names will have editors, but when you first submit a book to the publisher it is expected to be practically typo free. It will have a quick run through with an editor, but are they really expected to catch everything right away?? I certainly hope not. Either way, when it goes through the final formatting process words can be altered or taken out and not caught. However, while the mistakes in many current publications are vast and disheartening I hardly believe that children reading ought to be discouraged in any way — Harry Potter may have had typos and mistakes (in both versons, I am sure) but if it hadn’t been for the series, I and many other children, may not have found a joy in reading.

          Anyhow, I hope the first bit helped you understand at least a few of the typos you may see popping up here and there.

      • Cheryl says:

        Note about the Harry Potter typos:

        Is your copy of the Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince the American version or the British version? Because if it was the British version, then these “typos” are actually the British spellings for those particular words. Unless of course, you are very sure that those typos were actual typos. In which case, I commend you for your good eye for typographical errors.

        Note about the Failbook moment:

        Wow.

  17. GrammarNazi says:

    The grammatical content in that status is unsatisfactory.

  18. cheewowwa says:

    Wowwwwww what a fail

  19. angelbaby says:

    Some people are just here to prove that the gene pool has a shallow end!

  20. Rainbow says:

    I agree with Jeff _____’s last comment. :P

  21. Dudio says:

    Ahahahahaha…
    You just have to love the vain stubborness of stupidity.

  22. Dudio says:

    P.S. The “Oh God I hope you don’t breed” comment is epic.

  23. Rich says:

    Sadly, the dumbest girls are the most likely to breed. Repeatedly.

    • lgt67 says:

      The dumbest guys too, actually…

    • rachel says:

      Ugh. So true. I don’t mean this as bragging, but I’ve been told I’m very smart (great grades all through college, etc.), and I don’t even want kids. Babies kinda disgust me. :-D

      • Mike Warma says:

        ^^^lesbian! bet she tried kissing her roommate

        • rachel says:

          Ew! >_< I'm most definitely not gay. Not that I judge those that are. :-D

          • tina says:

            Noooo you don’t judge at all,you just say “ew”…which usually expresses finding something disgusting and therefore – judging.
            Hypocrite.

            • ButMadNNW says:

              Just because Rachel thinks that the idea of her personally kissing another woman is gross does NOT mean she’s judging homosexuals for their behavior. A lot of my gay friends would say, “Ew” if you asked them to kiss (or imagine kissing) someone of the opposite sex.

              Rachel does not find women sexually attractive and therefore responds, “Ew” to the thought of kissing her roommate. How is that any different from her responding, “Ew” to the thought of kissing the guy at her workplace that she doesn’t find attractive (just to come up with an example)?

          • Jason says:

            Most of the girls i know have pulled other girls in an non-lesbian way, its not that uncommon

      • jamisings says:

        So donate your eggs instead. You get all the benefits of passing your genes along, but none of the hassle of having a baby. Plus I hear you can actually get paid for it.

        • Canaduck says:

          You get paid for it because it’s a majorly invasive and life-disrupting procedure.

          We’ve got enough people on the planet anyway.

  24. Me says:

    And again. And again. And again… Until some day when we realise we should´nt breed the people with the iq of a doorknob, since that usually gets u wrong… Look at America xD

    • Me says:

      Seems like i missed a letter in “Shouldn´t”. Oh well, no one is perfect :)

    • Canaduck says:

      I’d work on your own spelling and writing abilities before you start making generalizations about a country with 300 million people.

    • Jason says:

      I want you to prove that America is so stupid. Go on, do it. I dare you. I’ve listened to the news casters from the UK; I’ve read blogs from European citizens; I’ve scanned articles from United Kingdom news sites. Let me introduce a new phrase to you: diminutive satirical strategy. DSS is basically where a real-life event is broken down into segments, and important and well-thought out events are removed from the story until only the errors remain. This makes the event seem ridiculous and idiotic. You get a lot of DSS in the UK, and I can promise that you know little about what actually goes on in our country.

      Education in America: Seventy percent of public school students graduate on time, and less than half of these students are qualified to attend four-year colleges or universities. Roughly half of black and Hispanic students graduate on time. Twenty-six percent of Americans have a bachelor’s or higher degree. Women earn more associate’s, bachelor’s, and master’s degrees and almost half of professional and doctorate degrees.

      What You Hear: There are tons of drop outs in America.

      Reality: Our population: 300 million. 150 million are eligible for scholarships. About 75 million have a degree. The others work at Home Depot (no offense). Someone has to do it. It keeps us going. ‘Nuff said.

      • HappyNat says:

        Jason,

        The fact that you think your long winded response somehow contradicts the assumption that Americans are stupid only piles evidence in the “Americans are stupid” category. However, allow me to submit my own evidence, the American people elected Bush twice. Case closed.

        • madigari says:

          Yeah, I have to admit. Even I’m American, and I don’t know how we’re going to live those election results down. Electing someone first because they think he’d be ‘cooler to have a beer with’, then because they were terrified of something that scarcely happens with or without the Patriot Act?

          As an aside, though, I generally find that most international students who have attended schooling in a place other than America or its principalities are more well-rounded and don’t get quite as top-heavy in certain academic fields. They also tend to have far more rigorous requirements expected of them below the college level than the average American going to public school. (Really, some children just need to be left behind. Don’t drag the rest down so everyone feels included.)

        • AnEducatedAmerican says:

          Technically, the American people only elected Bush ONCE. If you’ll recall (if you are indeed American), the 2000 election was decided in Bush’s favor based on the electoral college vote. The popular vote was carried by Al Gore. And in defense of the second term–it was unlikely that John Kerry would have been any more effective as president. If you blame anything for the 2 term Bush administration, blame the dual-party system that has become entrenched in American politics, leaving its people with a “lesser of two evils” choice on election day.

      • Face says:

        You imply that graduating high school means anything other than “I was babysat by government workers from 7 a.m. to 3 p.m., 5 days a week, for 12 years.”

      • Adam says:

        This from the country where a news reporter claimed that if Stephen Hawking had been British he’d be dead by now.

      • Razagaal says:

        Jason, the fact that America has 304million people negates your general argument completely. In order for it to be even considered you would have to mathematically correlate the differences between countries in order to gain an accurate account of the education outcomes in the general populace.
        You have clearly neglected to take into account any of the following-
        Australian population: 21million.
        UK population: 61.4million.
        American population: 304million.
        African population: 680milliion.
        European population: 830.4million.
        Asian population: 4.05bilion.

      • Craig Moyle says:

        George W Bush, majority vote, President of the (alledged) most powerful country in the world.I rest my case

  25. The Amazing Rando says:

    Dude. Nobody is that stupid. Seriously.

    • Da Frrit says:

      Unfortunately… there are people that stupid and even more so. In a world filled with billions of people, there’s a LOT who are that stupid.

  26. Claire says:

    Oh, Man, Why can’t WE answer these comments?>?????

  27. Jimmy says:

    Hmm… Bord

    Bord\, n. [See Board, n.]

    1. A board; a table. [Obs.] –Chaucer.

    2. (Mining) The face of coal parallel to the natural fissures.

    (dictionary.com)

    But, she sounds retarded anyways. :/

    • PJ Sparkles says:

      “Obs” means obsolete, which means the usage is no longer in use. It appears to have been last used by Chaucer, who wrote in the 1300s. Somehow I doubt she was making a literary reference to classical English literature or mining. I’m going to go with moron instead.

      • Punktilious says:

        Oh snap, PJ Sparkles.

        …sadly, yes, ‘snap’ is the first thing that came to mind when I read that.

  28. Dudio says:

    Rich… unfortunately true… wouldn’t it be nice if intelligence determined the ability to reproduce? it sure would solve lots of problems…

    • alli says:

      It USED to work that way (ie – natural selection). Sadly, today…not so much.

      • Maddie says:

        Don’t worry. They’ll kill themselves off eventually.

      • jamisings says:

        Actually, this is proof that natural selection doesn’t work. Darwin was wrong, folks. Stupid people, God’s way of saying evolution is bunk.

        • haha says:

          or stupid people are just winning cuz they are more likely to have unprotected sex

        • Canaduck says:

          Every person I’ve ever met who disagrees with evolution has clearly never learned the most basic concepts of what it consists of. Thanks for proving my point.

        • Humm. says:

          Doesn’t work in the modern society among humans, yes.

          Works with every species of animals in the planet.

          You should stop being so fanatic about God, at least in the Internet… Seems you always say things like that and get raged at.

        • Miss Fit says:

          Dude I’m sorry, but I’m seriously beginning to get enough of you. Get off your high horse, pull that moralistic stick out of your #ss and stop being such an annoying bible thumper.

          It’s okay to believe in a God, but it’s not okay to try and act all superior. Babbling about equality all the time while in reality you apparently think that non-religious people are less than you, is a liiitle hypocritical, eh? You can say all you want, but I’ve read enough of your comments to come to this conclusion. Please correct me if I’m wrong.

        • Drunk Vegan says:

          God’s got better things to do than disprove the very laws of nature that He Himself put into place.

          The fact that natural selection no longer works amongst one species (us) does not invalidate a scientific theory that encompasses billions of species and billions of years.

          It just means that humans now have the technology and societal structure set up so that everyone, no matter how mentally or physically unfit, is just as likely as anyone else to reach adulthood and reproduce.

          As NOFX put it:

          “Now’s not the right time to be sober
          Now the idiots have taken over
          Spreading like a social cancer – is there an answer?
          MENSA membership receding
          Tell me when and how are all the stupid people breeding?
          Watch and it’s really elementary
          The industrial revolution has flipped the script on evolution”

        • Anon Ymous says:

          Evolution works just fine, you just have to remember that evolution doesn’t have a goal it just is.

          If stupid people breed more than intelligent people without suffering a significantly higher mortality rate then obviously excessive intelligence isn’t a good trait for our current enviroment.

          • Angiogenesis says:

            Yes, true. Evolution is just a passive process. Just because health care and gadgets today help even the least healthy people survive and breed, doesn’t mean we’re not losing something in the process of natural selection. I mean, why *would* we bother eating healthy, excercising, learning, developing real-life communication skills and being good parents when we have pharmacology, surgery, wikipedia, internet chats and children’s TV shows to make all those things obsolete. Eventually, obsolete genes tend to leak out of the gene pool.

            • Intussusception says:

              ^^^^^
              Are genes entirely responsible for the intelligence required to eat well, excercise, possess good parenting abilities and communication skills (including proper spelling)?
              Nature vs. Nurture

              • David says:

                However, if she has kids, she will give them both her genes, and she will nurture them, so then the world (and her kids) are basically screwed, independent of which is stronger.

  29. Kat says:

    I still think an IQ test should be mandatory to reproduce or drive a car. Too many stupid people breeding.

  30. garrett says:

    EPIC final comment there. Props to that person. @alli, my girlfriend is pretty smart and she knows some good moves. So ha! But in any case yeah this chick is pretty stupid.

  31. David says:

    You gotta love the “Oh god I hope you don’t breed” comment. I now know what to say when someone says something really, really stupid xD

  32. HI says:

    I seriously don’t get the last part…

  33. Cimot says:

    I don’t think she’s interested in breeding since she didn’t respond to Jeff’s let’s get together offer and instead defended herself for her own durr mistake. Oh God, let’s just hope she won’t get together and breed with someone more stupid than her..

  34. Rick says:

    ho….ly….shit

  35. Lynz Catastrophe says:

    i had a shitty day at work today, which is why i enjoy coming here after work, i already am laughing so hard and i haven’t read any other new ones yet, made my day already.

  36. Yea, if smarter people keep being barren, and the dumb ones keep breeding, the human race might just end up being a lot like those in Idiocracy

    • yea…..and its most likely to happen here in America. While we may have progressed very quickly technologically speaking, we are soooooooo far behind socially. People here are too stupid to worry about things like literacy, health care, etc….but LOVE to waste time complaining about nudity in various medias and whether or not they can hang the confederate flag or get prayer in schools.

  37. Ramiro says:

    I just don’t understand how can anyone have such a poor grasp of their native language. I mean… English is my second language and I’ve never had the chance to live in an English-speaking community, but I’m perfectly capable of noticing the difference between “board” and “bored”.

    • Alec says:

      People who learn English as their second language are usually better at it than many native speakers. They try harder and they lack the annoying “I don’t care” attitude.

      • Marama says:

        That’s pretty much true of any language.

        My name, for example, is Maori (put simply, that means native New Zealander), and pretty much everyone EXCEPT New Zealanders actually cares about pronouncing it right. New Zealanders, whose accent naturally has the soft ‘a’ sound, as in ‘car’, just don’t care and would rather say a hard ‘a’ sound, as in ‘care’.

        American’s I’ve met, however, whose accent is naturally the other way around, make SURE they pronounce it right.

        It’s laziness and complacency.
        And a little bit of stupidity.

  38. ashiiya says:

    Because of all the texting and shortening of words and phrases, it all turns to THIS. It’s sad, really sad. Especially for the little ones being born into the texting like it’s a natural thing, they end up not knowing how to spell words or use proper grammar for shit. Occasional typos happen, but this girl was SERIOUS, she thought she was freaking right. When I correct my friends, they go off on me saying “why should I learn English from an Asian?” ummm cause me being Asian has almost nothing to do with it and you’re the one who should be ashamed.

    “Oh god I hope you don’t breed” GOOD WORK MAN we need more people like that.

  39. Bran says:

    Sadly I see people that stupid every single day. It’s enough to hope the human race comes to an end some days because it does seem as though only the stupid ones breed.

  40. Skydancer Dragon says:

    How much do you want to bet it’s a blonde?
    Nah, joking. :3

  41. hhahahahha board :D maybe she’s flat like a board :D

  42. Mike Warma says:

    we men have a responsiblity in this too, ya know. Unfortunatly, the stupid ones are easier to get to do what we want, and if this girl is even remotely pretty, someone is going to give her the opportunity to get pregnant. It is not always the case with stupid girls, but EVERYONE knows that the best sex is with crazy women.

  43. SystematicChaos says:

    Reason #89 for my loss of faith in humanity. She had better not breed.

  44. Jesus C. says:

    it’s people like her that really piss me off.

  45. Zedo Mann says:

    Love how Jeff’s attitude changes so suddenly there. :D

  46. Venefica says:

    I thought the post itself was funny, but the people who leave comments with glaring mistakes when they’re flaming this person for doing the same? Priceless!

    (Also makes me very scared for the future. . .)

  47. rek.....O.o.........i mean rick(EPIC FAIL) says:

    stupid ity is god for you no the one doin it sometim you cod us a good lag
    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
    stupidity good not doing sometimes could use laugh

    ps:notice above the fourth arrow it goes with jeffs last comment

    -sincerely-
    ~EPIC FAI…..uuuuuuuuooooooooiiiiiii mean RICK

  48. Isaac says:

    Jeff (and everyone who supports him) is clearly the idiot. It’s super obvious that Rachel knows exactly what she’s saying.

    • Ally says:

      pretty sure she doesn’t…

    • vina says:

      Jeff is clearly the more intelligent party,and quite witty to boot. If you mean cruel bastard instead of idiot then say so.
      I don’t know about them, but when i was in elementary school we had the differences between words that sound the same battered into us(occasionally literally :P ). That makes me sad for everyone who had such terrible teachers who didn’t care enough to do the same…Apart from the throwing of the books when we got it wrong for the 40,000th time…

      On the other hand she may be dyslexic,but then she’d be grateful for assistance with her spelling and grammar.

    • lisabell says:

      I hope you don’t breed Isaac. You fail as much as she does.

      P.s. I don’t care if my grammer or spelling is wrong.

  49. deniz says:

    “Oh god I hope you don’t breed”
    kills me every time, lol

  50. Isabella says:

    Hahaha, win.

  51. Steve says:

    Ok, I’m leaving. Brode now

  52. Delade says:

    Since the recession started, I prefer to think the ‘offender’ in situations like this is actually performing some advanced trolling. It saves on the special tissues I use when I weep for humanity.

    • Face says:

      I don’t think so, mate. No room for a trollface here. But I can understand the feeling: sometimes I hope that Ann Coulter is actually a performance-art satirist named Dan Coulmer.

  53. Thea says:

    lol!!! Thank Gawd, I have finally found my “people.” This Group is hilarious, righteously ironical, and debates “me and him” stuff like I always do with my “stupid” friends. Kidding, of course. Thank you, peepel!

  54. T says:

    I have to say that you all, and I include my self in this, have way to much time on your hands… Oh, and some of you are witty and funny as hell… Kudos

  55. Travis says:

    wow that is probably the most depressing thing about my generation xD

  56. tv says:

    lmfaooo! FAIL.

  57. Bob bob says:

    it is sooooooooo funny because spell check would not detect an error for a real word spelled improperly just because it was used wrong

  58. John says:

    My Sister and I
    My Sister went to the store
    I went to the store…..NOT me went to the store.
    5th grade english.

  59. Emily says:

    ..This is so sad it scares me. e.o

  60. Liz says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  61. Dethjingle says:

    Problem is the dumb ones always breed….the mayans predicted it …..2012 baby! YEH!

  62. XOXO says:

    @ racheal *FACE PALM*

  63. This is quite possibly the single greatest post i’ve ever seen. :D

  64. doriinatrix says:

    If this wasn’t so funny I’d get depressed.

  65. acefredfred says:

    She was closer the second time.. What a retard.

  66. efs says:

    I bet she’s a blonde.

    • vina says:

      natural or bottle?
      i’m blonde and got the second highest grades in my highschool year group because i CHOSE to stay in the lower stream in one class…

  67. Kass says:

    Wow. There is just so much wrong with this that it actually offends me greatly.

  68. Jill says:

    OMG. she’s so dumb!
    “i hope you don’t breed” ROTFLMFAO!

  69. Ed says:

    Note to the grammar nazis:

    Facebook is a conversational medium. It’s not a graduate level essay. Everyone’s grammar is more lax in spoken conversation, as it should be. Otherwise, we would all sound like Lieutenant Commander Data.

  70. annie from Fremantle says:

    Jeff is my hero..

  71. SageTheGummiBear says:

    So many Grammar Nazis…I’m frightened. How do they all fit in one place?

  72. jeremy says:

    well apparently they’re doing their job, your grammar is quite acceptable.

  73. Fawn says:

    ctrl + F7 = thesaurus. Would have worked better than spell-check in this instance.

  74. HNova says:

    Sure, Facebook doesn’t require graduate level essay writing. However, I think using the correct form of a word is generally required in everyday conversation if you want to get your point across.

    I could say, “I’m just on Facebook right nao,” if I wanted to purposefully misspell something for the sake of a playful conversational tone.
    I wouldn’t say, “I’m on facebook write now.” That’s just senseless. :P

    Everyday communication requires literacy also.

  75. zestychickensauce says:

    holy shit that wz funny….hahahahaa

  76. Libbie says:

    My god. I would love to hunt this person down and smack them in the head a time or three.

  77. Libby says:

    I dont think i have laughed so much!!!! Just a thought here, but did she not go to school?

  78. screamolover94 says:

    oh my jesus. that makes me want to punch something. :P

  79. Bobbert says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha…. *fades off as bobbert the madman runs into the distance*

  80. Killian says:

    WTF? Im board. Hi im chalk. Two mintues later there are hundred of board and chalk babies.
    LOL. This cracks me up, this made day epic. Now if you please I will LOL my may out of here so I cand the board and chalk babies. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOOLLOLLOLLOLOL>OLLOLOOLLLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLLL. [end of transmission]

  81. zepokemaster says:

    well ei’m hopfullie not here sun.

    lol ha I own comments.

  82. Invader Zim Rocks says:

    lol that’s priceless…

  83. DynamicSTD says:

    To think such a thing is possible. And I thought puns were bad when they were intended. :/

  84. ADoneketkew says:

    Hi
    I am a newbie here.
    Glad to find this forum…as what I am looking for

  85. Saffant says:

    HAHAHAHA !!! < Spam ? not likely in this case…

  86. random whinger says:

    Leonardo da Vinci
    Beethoven
    Bach
    Alexander the Great
    Picasso

    Who gives a flying f**k if the above used perfect grammar or not… God damn it people, deal with your own insecurities in a constructive manner and get a life!

  87. kim says:

    lmfao….this is toooooo damn funny…..

  88. Nymphetamine says:

    This is funny. But the comments about grammatical errors are NOT. They are deviating. The issue is SPELL CHECKING and not grammar checking.

  89. Kayla says:

    Oh god!
    What a dumbass! hahahaha

  90. Jenna says:

    By far the funniest one i have read lmao

  91. Keryn Wilson says:

    It’s good to know these girls are out there, making me look smart…

  92. c(,)mma says:

    Recent study shows that the intelligence gene came from the mother.
    so i hope she doesn’t breed.

  93. kitkat says:

    You know, somewhere out there, people are having lives…

  94. Thalia says:

    *facepalm*

  95. LunaJay says:

    *claps slowly to Jeff’s retort* Stupid people shouldn’t breed.

  96. lisabell says:

    Did anyone else realise that the comments mainly circle around other people’s bad grammer? There are hardly any comments about the failbook part. o.O

    • popsicle says:

      My dearest Lisabell, I’m sorry i didn’t notice that, I did however notice you insulting me, and calling me a jerk.

      now that wasn’t very nice was it????

      • lisabell says:

        By the way only rednecks watch NASCAR and I’m not one and I am not from Alabama, but Missori. I meant no harm in my comment, but you obviously did in your’s.

    • MarioLuigi2010 says:

      grammar*
      (u probably saw that coming)

  97. N'importe quoi says:

    Ceci est ridicule.
    Google it.

  98. Hipocrit says:

    I’m not the serial killer type, but I seriously want to kill Rachel.

  99. MarioLuigi2010 says:

    99.42284% of people who thumbed this rated it up.
    1.62386% of people who thumbed it commented.

  100. amanda says:

    wow. just wow. Keep this up. Pretty soon, America is gonna be filled with brain-deads and the zombie apocalypse would end a few days after it starts.
    Starvation.
    Poor zombies.

  101. MegaNerd18 says:

    I love stupid chicks who think they’re smart. They really need to be put in their place.

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