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Preteen boys aren’t a reliable source of information.


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  1. April says:

    Yeah really, who told her it was eight… Or did she have sex first at eight?

  2. Jj Castillo says:

    WTF?!?! eight?? Dayummm I wanna know who had sex at eight! I for one, was acting.. kinda like a kid XD.. I dunno, I didn’t buy into the drama like my cousins have.

  3. hahahaha i needed that laugh

  4. Mark says:

    Clearly your uncle lied to you girl-whose-name-is-blacked-out.

  5. Jen says:

    HAHA! Not to mention, for the AVERAGE to be 8 that would mean that many were YOUNGER than 8!

    • dereekee says:

      Or that everyone’s first time was eight.

    • G. James says:

      Worse, for an average of 8, for every first time that occurs age 17 or later, at least two would have to occur before the age of 8, and more as they get closer to 8. The longer any one person goes celibate, more would have to have sex younger than 8.

      I think we’ve found the statistical connection between pedophilia and the priesthood.

  6. rturd says:

    8th! LOL

  7. mojojojo says:

    prepubescent sexual experimentation among same-age kids does happen naturally, though whether they’re considering any of that ‘sex’ for the purpose of this age-16 average is unknown to me. (I was once 6 and did things with a 5 year old girl that normally only grown-ups do, without any provocation or involvement of adults…)

  8. JLG says:

    I’m hoping this was a typo and she meant eighteen.

    • belly_flop says:

      Typo? Ure kidding right? “EightEEN=Eight” mistyping or rather not typing 3 letters at the end is not a typo my friend.. just saying.

  9. Janie L says:

    Yeah, even 16 sounds fishy to me too as I hardly know anyone who did it before then, and most people I know around 18. Maybe it’s the median age? It also depends on what you mean by “virginity”, you know, technical virgins and all. Sex at 8 is a crime in anyway I can think of it…

  10. MPRSIV says:

    Well, in some countries… the legal ages for male and female teens ranges between 16 and 18 and in some situations 21.

    although there aren’t any ways to control this… many teens are experimenting at around 12-15 years of age.

    In Australia, the legal ages are (Girls) 16, (Males) 17. which is sorta good for the guys, since we reach our sexual peak between 17 and 21. for women, it comes in their late 20′s and early 30′s

    Cougartown here i come!

  11. Stephy says:

    I hope she meant to type EightEEN.

  12. Tommy says:

    I was seven. I win! XD

  13. Tommy says:

    And it’s not rape, it’s sex you didn’t know you wanted.

  14. Cjr says:

    i would have said “of corse I CHOOSE YOU!…..pikachu.

  15. Matt says:

    Hmmm. I was pretty curious at 12-13. But I was 16 when a (hehehe) 24 year old hottie told me not to go home from her party. Thank you Kim!


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