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This Pokemon is not doin’ too good though…

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  1. Cid says:

    Now, i love my pokemon. BUT ITS SEX! Come on dude.

  2. Adriann says:

    Ouchtown, Eloise. Population = YOU.

    • Are you suggesting that he’s /in/ Eloise? Your logic is flawed, he prefers pokemon.

      Can’t say I blame him, though.

      • The Engrish Police says:

        No, thats not what he is suggesting. Do you see the comma before the word “Eloise”? That means the previous word (ouchtown) is directed at her. Do you see that word “you” after the dot(we call that a period)? Because he didn’t define a new name, you=Eloise. Now, I know this is a lot to handle, but maybe in a few years or so you’ll have a descent enough grasp to understand it.

        • Doh! says:

          “Now, I know this is a lot to handle, but maybe in a few years or so you’ll have a decent enough grasp to understand it.”

          Fixed that for you.

          Spelling FTW.

          • doh! Doh! says:

            actually, my friend, i think he/she meant that maybe his/her children or grandchildren (descent) would be clever enough to understand it. And i’m not a english speaker, you know.

            • doh!doh! durr... says:

              You admit that English is not your native language and yet you still presume to correct a native speaker?

              The word descendant would fit but not descent…

              Thank you, come again!

              • Logic says:

                Online arguments are like the special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still a fucking retard. Also, Mr. America, foreigners have better grammar than us normally. And the foreign guy was right. *BUCKETS*

                • Mr. America says:

                  There are several potential ways to rewrite what was originally said to be correct in all aspects.

                  1) “Now, I know this is a lot to handle, but maybe in a few years or so you’ll have a de(take out S)cent enough grasp to understand it.”

                  (without commentary)
                  “Now, I know this is a lot to handle, but maybe in a few years or so you’ll have a decent enough grasp to understand it.”

                  2) “Now, I know this is a lot to handle, but maybe in a few years or so you’ll have descent (insert INTELLIGENT or some similar word) enough (take out GRASP) to understand it.”

                  (without commentary)
                  “Now, I know this is a lot to handle, but maybe in a few years or so you’ll have descent intelligent enough to understand it.”

                  Now, both of these are very plausible explanations for what was meant to be said. However, the most likely sentence is the first. How did I come to such a conclusion? In the first sentence, it seems that the original author was merely confused as to the spelling of decent and added an “s”. The latter sentence has extra words and is missing an entire word. Judging from the explanation that the author offered in their comment, they are fairly knowledgeable of the English language. That leads me to think that the former explanation is most likely.

      • Grammer, dude says:

        Actually the comma shows that he is talking to Eloise. The next sentence implies that she is in ouchtown. She is not Ouchtown and clearly nobody wants to be in her.

  3. BEAUREGARDBL says:

    I want to be the very best…

  4. hellspawngr says:

    pwned!

  5. first says:

    this was a fail status already…

  6. Grounds to fuck his best friend? I think so.

    • Magical Trevor says:

      Thats a very catty thing to do. If I was in this guys position, and she slept with my best friend for chosing games over her cooch, then I’d high five my best friend, and turn around and destroy her reputation and dignity over the internet, followed by a swift defriend on facebook, and whatever other social website we may be connected on. But then again, I don’t tolerate catty behavior directed towards me either, so yea…

      • Why wouldn’t you be mad at your best friend? Double Standard much? Besides, if he isn’t interested in a hook up (NSA means there isn’t a relationship there) why shouldn’t she move on to another guy, even if it his best friend? I don’t see how it would be a punishment or punishment worthy.

        • Magical Trevor says:

          Hell no I wouldnt be pissed at my best friend. Its like this: she thinks she can use her vag as a means of making me jealous, but I see that, and I make her pay for trying. It’s not his fault she offered it to him, I’d call him an idiot if he didn’t take it. Now, if what you are saying is true, and she just wanted to move on, then its a different story. No attempt at revenge there, so why should I care? Not saying I’m not gonna think she a whore, but she isnt trying to punish me, so why should I punish her?

          • rexrod says:

            It doesn’t make sense to not be mad at your friend in this kind of situation. As a friend, he shouldn’t do it. Sure, you can be mad at the slut, but your friend is the one that would know she was doing it out of spite.
            What you were talking about is a double standard and it makes you a hypocrite.

            The same goes for cheaters. When a guy/girl cheats on their significant other, it’s idiotic for the person cheated on to get angry at the third person. You should be mad at your significant other. They are the one that disrespected you.

            • Magical Trevor says:

              Why would I get pissed at my best friend in this particular situation? SHE initiated the act, and furthermore, she did it out of spite. It actually kinda make the revenge sweeter if you ask me. By not getting mad at my best friend, I deny her the satisfaction of making me angry and possibly destroying the friendship. And then to add salt to the wound, I make her pay for being a manipulative whore. Now, you are correct if my pal saw us breaking, and then swooped in. But in this situation, we were broken and gone before it happened. So again, my pal didn’t do anything wrong. Why should I get mad at him cuz a ho is sleeping around trying to make me jealous/angry/regretful?

      • Magical Trevor says:

        Fight fire with fire is what I say. If your gonna screw my best friend as an attempt to punish me, and get away with it, you got another thing coming. If you really like him, and just want to move on, then go for it. But I’ll be damned if your gonna get away with “punishing” me cuz I wanted to play some games.

        • Magical Trevor says:

          As a matter of fact, no I’m not, and no, it doesn’t. But like I said, I shouldn’t have to drop what I’m doing, (videogame or otherwise) just because she decides she wants to have sex. Pardon me for having some spine and not collapsing on myself everytime a girl mentions sex. And she has another thing coming if she’s gonna try to punish me for having said spine and turning her down.

    • RayRay says:

      says a true skank…

    • Not worth it says:

      Not at her beck and call every time she feels like getting banged? Does that mean if she decides she doesn’t want it every time HE is in the mood he should sleep around with her friends just to spite her too?

      Sex is good. Good lovemaking can be awesome…
      This sex is clearly NOT ‘no strings attached’ as advertised.
      She’s trying to guilt trip him into having sex he’s not that interested in, clearly.

      Punitive sleeping around is whorish, classless, petty, and just plain dumb. If she finds said fuck buddy no longer worth being one, sure, ditch him. If it’s just sex, I doubt he’d care anyway, though. Clearly he’s getting enough or she’s not THAT good in bed if he’s picking PS3 over it.

      Seriously, most people, both sexes, can get as much of this kind of ‘no strings attached’ sex as they want if they really try.

  7. Tht Niqqa says:

    LMFFAAOOOOOO “Pokemon FTW” hahaha its just ttht simple…..rather lookat nude pokemon then U!!!!

  8. Ben Smith says:

    There’s no Pokemon games on PS3!

  9. Hyorinmaru says:

    I would choose sex over one, but both? That’s a tough decision.

  10. unimpressed says:

    eh, its not funny when you upload your own “fails”

  11. Lindsay says:

    Same idea, different game, seems to be a repeating theme in nature.

  12. ScooterMcFantastic says:

    How much pain and facial hair and public humiliation do you think is being covered up by those grey censor boxes?

  13. Holly says:

    is it dignity to have to ask a guy to choose having sex with you over a video game? …..

  14. David says:

    Maybe he doesn’t want to just sleep with some desperate girl. Can’t blame the guy for that…

  15. Probably Fat. Or ugly. Or maybe hot and the sex is real bad. Actually, the possibilities of her flaws are pretty much endless…

    • konkonsn says:

      Right…gotta be her fault. Not that the guy is obsessed. Or that, omigosh!, men actually AREN’T controlled by their desires like public myth would have you believe, and sometimes they just don’t want to have sex for not reason than they just don’t want to have sex.

    • Magical Trevor says:

      Are you kidding me? Do you need a reality check?!?! SHE is nagging HIM for sex, on Facebook chat no less. There are a ton of other ways to do it, like calling, texting, showing up randomly, ect, ect. The very fact that she is nagging him on FACEBOOK suggests she has flaws. I mean seriously. He turned her down once, or else she wouldn’t have worded it ” You are seriously gonna turn down nsa sex with me for ps3 and pokemon.” Seems to me like she is depsarate, and full of herself all at once.

  16. groover says:

    Saw this on another site. Btw it’s photoshopped so don’t get too excited.

  17. George says:

    *Claps* :D
    Pokemon ftw indeed Tom. :)

  18. Flame says:

    when is this from? if it was a release day I would do the same

  19. SonicGTR says:

    Hopefully he finally caught that Shiny Pidgey.

  20. mike says:

    beautifully punctuated for facebook chat.

  21. Turrboenvy says:

    I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that maybe the sex wasn’t as string-free as claimed.

    • Joshua says:

      Definitely, she’s nagging him on Facebook IM, so either its not “no-strings” or this Thomas knows that he can play Pokemon and call her up a couple hours later and still get his.

  22. AK says:

    Wireless sex? Sounds like something you could combine with the wireless PS3 remote :)

  23. Magical Trevor says:

    ha.
    HAHA.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Bish got owned by teh pogehmahnz.

    A wild whore appeared! Go, pigehchew!
    PKMN Trainer Tom fled!

  24. Jon Jones says:

    Eloise has a point, but it’s freaking pokemon. So there you go.

  25. Jason Moore says:

    No such thing as no strings attached sex…

  26. metalman666 says:

    shes probably a minger

  27. This Dude says:

    I’d go with the Pokemon any day. Pokemon kicks ass.

  28. Boyo says:

    Psh, amateurs. Just do it all at the same time.

  29. Bernard says:

    This guy is my all time hero.

  30. Abby Normal says:

    I pick you Pikachu!

  31. Hopper says:

    Yea, fake and unfunny.

  32. David says:

    PS3? Sure, I can live without that. BUT I WILL NEVER, EVER GIVE UP POKEMON. EVER! PERIOD.

  33. K says:

    I had a friend claim a girlfriend left him because he stopped in the middle of sex and walked over to his computer to play Diablo. I don’t know why he told me this.

  34. Shirou says:

    It’s not ‘no strings attached’ sex if you have to give up your pokemans for it.

  35. Magical Trevor says:

    You teach me, and I’ll teach you!

  36. Gaz says:

    Why choose when you can have both? Sure, it’ll be a little awkward, but there’s no reason you can’t play Pokemon on your DS or GBA WHILE having sex. I’d do it. My fiancee probably would too. We’d probably battle each other while doing it. Then again we’re nerds, and that’s nerd love for you

  37. Spanky says:

    With a name like Eloise, you know it’s gotta be good.

  38. harhar says:

    If he said Digimon you’d all be making fun of him.

  39. Ren Kris says:

    Catch Pokémon, not STDs!

  40. Robert says:

    I wanna be, the very best, like no one ever was.

  41. Gera Lopez says:

    catch´em all!!!
    lol

  42. Daniel says:

    You didn’t explain it to him in a language he could understand.

    “Cordless sex” would have been a better way of saying it.

    Ok… that was a bad joke.

  43. Dave of the Damned says:

    Every night I’m there
    I’m always there
    She knows I’m there and heaven knows
    I hope she goes (Eloise)
    I find it hard to realise
    That love was in her eyes
    It’s dying now
    She knows I’m crying now

    And every night I’m there
    I break my heart to please
    Eloise
    Eloise

  44. Tor says:

    A woman that spells as good as she does, can simply not be hot.
    It just isn’t possible.
    Not only that, but she doesn’t have any dignity. Or else she wouldn’t have asked in the first place.

    I say she’s a horny 250 pound slut from Western Virginia. :D

    • melissa says:

      So hot girls can’t be smart? I don’t know what world you’re living in, but I just so happen to be a Biochemistry major and am complimented on my looks fairly often; I used to model, not to brag or anything. I can’t believe someone would think that in this day and age! I thought men preferred girls who were sexy and smart. Then you won’t be supporting a trophy wife who might get ugly at a certain age.

      • mtmentat says:

        Smart and sexy is definitely the best combination a guy could ask for. I’ll have to assume the poster is joking around. I would be quite interested to see if he can explain the advantages in dating a pretty but empty-headed girl.

      • slagathor says:

        you’re not bragging but you do a pretty good job of it

      • Magical Trevor says:

        Don’t get me wrong, hot girls can be smart. There are a few in my major, which is Mechanical Engineering. However… on the other side of things, a good portion of the hot girls I’ve met like to play stupid, regardless of if they are smart or not. I’ve literally seen a smokin girl tilt her head, and pout her lips and say “I don’t know.” to the SIMPLEST questions, questions every single other girl in that class knew in a heartbeat. This guy is probably wrong to assume all hot girls are stupid, but those same hot girls kinda put that sterotype out there in the first place.

        • Rauss says:

          ..judging from your above comments I doubt you’ve ever actually met any girl.

          Mechanical engineer? Hahaha, HAHAHA!

          You’d know all about sex and pokemon, all of the latter and none of the former.

          • Magical Trevor says:

            Judging from your comment, you must still be in high school, cuz out there in the place we adults like to call “the real world”, women actually start to like men based on intelligence and ability to support a family. You clearly are still caught in those silly high school stereotypes, and smart people HAVE to be nerds, and HAVE to be ridiculed. Go away and get a reality check, troll-face. Come back again when you know what you are trolling about.

      • John says:

        Hot girls proposing no-strings-attached sex via Facebook IM aren’t smart.

        Now a pimply heffer, maybe…..

  45. Migraine says:

    Think I just got a terrible headache going through all that…

  46. Pep says:

    A wild ELOUISE appears!
    TOM uses ABSTINENCE! It’s super effective!
    ELOUISE fainted.

  47. jarrod says:

    just depends on the girl.

  48. This man has his priorities sorted out and will go very far in life :D

  49. Lord_Failmont says:

    This rare species flees in fights!

  50. Karen says:

    Um…if he has to choose then aren’t there strings attached?

  51. Caitlin says:

    I would have replied “I can’t help it, baby. I want to be the very best. Like no one ever was.”

  52. Messiahcomplex says:

    wild whorelax appeared! wild whorelax has poketitis c! Trainer tom ran!

  53. Tanuki says:

    Woah, that dude must REALLY like mudkips.

  54. Michael says:

    Pokemon = 1,
    Skankarilla = 0

    pokemon triumphs again lol

  55. Orannis says:

    This is clearly a case of the curse of the shiny pidgey at work.

  56. Cjr says:

    I would have said “of corse I CHOOSE YOU!…..pikachu.

  57. nobody says:

    EPIC WIN!

  58. MMO ideas says:

    Okay, now… who would play a pokemon MMO?
    where you could basically run around, catching and battling pokemon, and travel around fighting NPC’s for badges?

    /braced for teh flaminz

  59. CHomes says:

    this site is epic greatness, lol. The fact he chose pokemon over sex is hilarious, then again she could be a terrible, terrible looking girl.

  60. chug says:

    i fuckin love marowakzzzzzz

  61. Sousaphoney says:

    I’m impressed by this “Tom” character, although I have to admit that Pokemon would be something that I would give up for sex… Fallout 3, however, is a different story.

  62. Not-as-think-you-drunk-i-am says:

    I concur. Pokemon IS ftw. This guy is on a whole new scale of awesome.

  63. awesome-o says:

    I gave up sex to play golf once. Proper hot bird as well. Never regretted it for a second. But yeah, Pokemon FTW!!!

  64. Juke says:

    Great to see that most people here aren’t smarter than Eloise. Calling a woman a whore because she wants to have sex makes you all sounds like 12 year old frustrated kids.

    • Magical Trevor says:

      No, fool, its the fact that she is asking on Facebook. Thats probably about the least classy and most whorish way you can ask a dude for sex, IMHO.

  65. Rukario says:

    This is great! Epic win for Thomas, epic fail for Eloise! (Erm, PS3 [i]and [/i]Pokémon? Since when?) For all we know, Thomas might be a poképhile.

  66. Webbut says:

    The choice is obvious if shes making you choose. If shes not right there with you playing pokemon trading you so u can evlove your kadabra into an alakazam she needs to go.

  67. Jonno says:

    Thomas is my new hero.

  68. Megers says:

    100 PERCENT YES YES YES ARGEED!
    YOU ARE MY HERO! MY IDOL! =]

  69. XOXO says:

    haha tom ftw!

  70. Astro says:

    When it comes down to sex vs pokemon… hmm…. Stalemate?…

  71. Martin Harman says:

    This is by far the coolest, slickest guy on the planet!

  72. Yehaw says:

    He wants to catch ‘em all, as long as they’re not STD’s, dammit.

  73. matt says:

    I’ve been with many hot smart women. They do exist, but I’d have to agree, they don’t have to beg for sex like this chick. wait. Got it, there’s also the “crazy” factor. bet she’s bat shit insane and he’s trying to get rid of her.

  74. Dave says:

    Pokemon all the way

  75. devon says:

    fools …all of you

  76. Tina says:

    Oh come on, you’re propositioning someone over facebook chat? Classy! Even if it is for a casual encounter, if he’s good enough to sleep with you, he’s good enough for you to seduce properly.

  77. Lickitongue says:

    I’ve always made it a challenge for my gfs to get me distracted from a video game while I’m playing it. FFVII or Pokemon. My two fave games. Though Pokemon has more appeal nowadays, since VII stopped coming out with new things.
    Found Seel, Zubat, and Buneary plushies at the thrift store the other day. Me and mine trade pokemon whilst doing it. Leads to interesting pillow talk.

  78. barbiegirls2 says:

    I lost my last boyfriend to Pokemon…

  79. John says:

    I lawled so hard at the first 20 or so comments………

  80. hiragaina says:

    maybe his reason for choosing pokemon is becasue the chicks name is eloise. seriously, i think i have a great aunt eloise whose like 90. i cant think of anyone under that age who would be named that
    although, there are some wierd names out there, like this one chick in my chemistry class named nara
    and thats not a typo n-a-r-a. thats not a name, its a collection of sounds

  81. Tiela says:

    I believe that i am going to have to take this boy’s man card….because it looks like it has no use for him

  82. 2HOT4U says:

    I salute you Thomas.

  83. Grayfoxx29 says:

    Why can’t he just play Pokemon while having sex? Seems like a sound solution to me.

  84. JJ says:

    Asexuals ftw.

  85. CHUCK NORRIS says:

    you wana see my pokeballs?

  86. Oga says:

    Asexuality is very real and very ownage.

  87. Harmony says:

    As an asexual Pokemon fan, I fully support Thomas.


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