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Now, i love my pokemon. BUT ITS SEX! Come on dude.
For all you know, Eloise could be some kind of 400 pound hose beast with horrific acne. Or, perhaps she’s some kind of skank that the guy’s worried about catching the clap from.
The guy probably wants sex, just not with her.
A wild snorlax appears! … Gotta catch em all.
I don’t know much about pokemon, but choosing a PS3 over sex is obviously the right choice
why?
1- You can play your PS3 almost anytime you want, and you can play it next to your XBOX360 or Wii without any problem, not to mention it’s more fun if other guys can join you. For NSA sex, I don’t know if you can get another hook up soon enough………..
2- There are some games out there maybe even better than sex, modern warfare 2 for example. not to mention you can just pop in another game if you feel bored
Looks like someone hasn’t had good sex…
win.
defenitely a 40 year old virgin
OMG – I think he’s referring to masturbation! Think about it dude… asking for a diagram is abit much.
OMG do you know about pavlov’s dog?
How about a 24-frames-per-second diagram?
You can’t catch a Kabuto!/(can’t touch this):P
Unless you use a cheating device ;D
LOL, you must not have heard about pavlov and his experiement…shame on you, but you made me lol, so thats a half win in my book.
Pokemon > PS3 + Sex
agreed XP
Hell, I knew a guy that declined sex to play Quake 3 back when I was in school. We never let him forget it – he not only lost out on sex, but his girlfriend left him over that and she was WAYYYYY out of his league (smokin’ hot girl too, he only met her because his mom was a professional photographer and this girl was putting together a modeling portfolio). He went from being a gamer’s hero to the guy that we all made fun of in the span of about 30 seconds.
This one time, at bandcamp….
Sounds like he’s too good for her.
People have to CHOOSE between sex and video games?!
I totally didn’t get the memo.
So much for ‘no strings attatched’…
Ouchtown, Eloise. Population = YOU.
Are you suggesting that he’s /in/ Eloise? Your logic is flawed, he prefers pokemon.
Can’t say I blame him, though.
No, thats not what he is suggesting. Do you see the comma before the word “Eloise”? That means the previous word (ouchtown) is directed at her. Do you see that word “you” after the dot(we call that a period)? Because he didn’t define a new name, you=Eloise. Now, I know this is a lot to handle, but maybe in a few years or so you’ll have a descent enough grasp to understand it.
“Now, I know this is a lot to handle, but maybe in a few years or so you’ll have a decent enough grasp to understand it.”
Fixed that for you.
Spelling FTW.
actually, my friend, i think he/she meant that maybe his/her children or grandchildren (descent) would be clever enough to understand it. And i’m not a english speaker, you know.
You admit that English is not your native language and yet you still presume to correct a native speaker?
The word descendant would fit but not descent…
Thank you, come again!
Online arguments are like the special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still a fucking retard. Also, Mr. America, foreigners have better grammar than us normally. And the foreign guy was right. *BUCKETS*
There are several potential ways to rewrite what was originally said to be correct in all aspects.
1) “Now, I know this is a lot to handle, but maybe in a few years or so you’ll have a de(take out S)cent enough grasp to understand it.”
(without commentary)
“Now, I know this is a lot to handle, but maybe in a few years or so you’ll have a decent enough grasp to understand it.”
2) “Now, I know this is a lot to handle, but maybe in a few years or so you’ll have descent (insert INTELLIGENT or some similar word) enough (take out GRASP) to understand it.”
(without commentary)
“Now, I know this is a lot to handle, but maybe in a few years or so you’ll have descent intelligent enough to understand it.”
Now, both of these are very plausible explanations for what was meant to be said. However, the most likely sentence is the first. How did I come to such a conclusion? In the first sentence, it seems that the original author was merely confused as to the spelling of decent and added an “s”. The latter sentence has extra words and is missing an entire word. Judging from the explanation that the author offered in their comment, they are fairly knowledgeable of the English language. That leads me to think that the former explanation is most likely.
Actually the comma shows that he is talking to Eloise. The next sentence implies that she is in ouchtown. She is not Ouchtown and clearly nobody wants to be in her.
GRAMMAR
“Grammer, Dude”…
You spelled grammar wrong.
*FACEPALM* “GRAMMAR” is correct…..Each language has its own distinct grammar. “English grammar” is the set of rules within the English language itself.
I actually took “Eloise” as being a state. Ouchtown, Eloise. Granted, the population was still Eloise, but that was my take on it.
what ftw means xD
For The Win.
You’re kidding… right?
I didnt know what the hell FTW stood for either. Why do people want to act like we’re complete idiots because we dont know some text lingo? I must be the biggest loser ever because I thought it stood for F the world! I deserve to die. How about we speak complete sentences? Is for the win so hard and tedious to type? Most of us can type retarded fast, its not a big inconvenience. Text lingo is stupid. I go no further than “lol”.
Retarded fast? That’s an oxymoron if I ever saw one.
FTW!
lol
This almost made me choke on my sammich. I love you
it can mean f*ck the world, but in this case it definitely means for the win
it was f the world first. f the world is funnier. for the win is just lame…. or f the wrest.
It can also mean “f**k the what!” Which makes no sense, but it’s an alternate form of WTF for stupid people.
FTW usually stands for For The Win, not fuck the what.
Fucking two what???
For the wolf
fire the wine
Free the weed!
for the wolf is definitely the best FTW out there.
It encompasses what the interwebz is about right now. For the wolf FTW!
courage wolf?
Probably, in this case, it means ‘for the whale’
FRENCH THE LLAMA
BEST ONE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ummm… It’s fuck the what. What the fuck backwards of course! Deffinitly NOT for the win.
You’re welcome.
Naw, you’re doing it wrong. Its fuck the whore, which he obviously didn’t do.
no it’s frank the wookie
I want to be the very best…
The best that ever was!
To catch them is my real test?
Women come and go but those 493 (er… 495) beasts are always by your side. And they can’t give you the clap (Pokerus though…).
To train them is my caaaaaaause…!
I will travel – across the land~~~~
Searching far and wide…
each pokemon, to understand, the power that’s inside…
C-c-c-combo Breaker!!!
teach Pokemon to understand the power that’s insiddddeee… XD
Each pokemon to understand!
Each Pokemon to understand……
each pokemon, to understand, the power thats insiiiiiide!
Pokemon! (Gotta Catch ‘Em All)
Its you and me!
I know it’s my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooooooh, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defeeeend!
Pokemon! (Gotta Catch ‘Em Alllllllll)
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me, and I’ll teach you!
*with gusto* POOOOOOOKKKEEEEEEMOOOOONNNNNN!
(this is pure win) Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em alllll! Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa…..
(Holy crap, are you doing the extended version? I gotta catch my bus, but I’ll keep you going.)
Gotta catch ‘em all…
(Dont worry, the show must go on! Ill take solo!) Every challenge, along the way, with courage I must face!
i will battle, every day, to claim my rightful plaaaaaace!
Come with me, the time is right! theres no better team!
Arm in arm, we’ll win the fight, It’s always been our dream!!!
Pokemon!
Gotta catch em all!
Its you and me!
I know its my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooooh your my best friend, in a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
Our hearts so truuuue, our courage will pull us through!
You teach me and I’ll teach you!
*gusto* PPPPPOOOOOOOKKKKEEEEEMMMMOOOOOONNNNN!
Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em alllll!
POKEMON!
“Like no one ever was”, not “the best that ever was”… can’t believe everyone missed that… terrible!
Hey I didn’t miss nothing, I got all my lines right, even all the ones I picked up at the end XD
I noticed it but I decided to just let it go.
At least the two lines I wrote I got them right. xD
WE NEED A NEW SONG! Saying that with caps makes it important and me cool right?
I have a suggestion.
*cough, then clears throat.*
*Evil Pose*
To protect the world from devastation…
To unite all people within our nation…
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love..
To extend our reach to the stars above!
*thrusts out boobs* Jesse!
*Lower’s head and sniffs rose* James!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
(that’s right!)
pwned!
this was a fail status already…
Grounds to fuck his best friend? I think so.
Thats a very catty thing to do. If I was in this guys position, and she slept with my best friend for chosing games over her cooch, then I’d high five my best friend, and turn around and destroy her reputation and dignity over the internet, followed by a swift defriend on facebook, and whatever other social website we may be connected on. But then again, I don’t tolerate catty behavior directed towards me either, so yea…
Why wouldn’t you be mad at your best friend? Double Standard much? Besides, if he isn’t interested in a hook up (NSA means there isn’t a relationship there) why shouldn’t she move on to another guy, even if it his best friend? I don’t see how it would be a punishment or punishment worthy.
Hell no I wouldnt be pissed at my best friend. Its like this: she thinks she can use her vag as a means of making me jealous, but I see that, and I make her pay for trying. It’s not his fault she offered it to him, I’d call him an idiot if he didn’t take it. Now, if what you are saying is true, and she just wanted to move on, then its a different story. No attempt at revenge there, so why should I care? Not saying I’m not gonna think she a whore, but she isnt trying to punish me, so why should I punish her?
It doesn’t make sense to not be mad at your friend in this kind of situation. As a friend, he shouldn’t do it. Sure, you can be mad at the slut, but your friend is the one that would know she was doing it out of spite.
What you were talking about is a double standard and it makes you a hypocrite.
The same goes for cheaters. When a guy/girl cheats on their significant other, it’s idiotic for the person cheated on to get angry at the third person. You should be mad at your significant other. They are the one that disrespected you.
Why would I get pissed at my best friend in this particular situation? SHE initiated the act, and furthermore, she did it out of spite. It actually kinda make the revenge sweeter if you ask me. By not getting mad at my best friend, I deny her the satisfaction of making me angry and possibly destroying the friendship. And then to add salt to the wound, I make her pay for being a manipulative whore. Now, you are correct if my pal saw us breaking, and then swooped in. But in this situation, we were broken and gone before it happened. So again, my pal didn’t do anything wrong. Why should I get mad at him cuz a ho is sleeping around trying to make me jealous/angry/regretful?
Fight fire with fire is what I say. If your gonna screw my best friend as an attempt to punish me, and get away with it, you got another thing coming. If you really like him, and just want to move on, then go for it. But I’ll be damned if your gonna get away with “punishing” me cuz I wanted to play some games.
As a matter of fact, no I’m not, and no, it doesn’t. But like I said, I shouldn’t have to drop what I’m doing, (videogame or otherwise) just because she decides she wants to have sex. Pardon me for having some spine and not collapsing on myself everytime a girl mentions sex. And she has another thing coming if she’s gonna try to punish me for having said spine and turning her down.
says a true skank…
I happen to be a dude, meaning I am not a skank. just someone who thinks catty behavior is rediculous and stupid.
ha, nvm, wasn’t directed at me
haha well said.
Not at her beck and call every time she feels like getting banged? Does that mean if she decides she doesn’t want it every time HE is in the mood he should sleep around with her friends just to spite her too?
Sex is good. Good lovemaking can be awesome…
This sex is clearly NOT ‘no strings attached’ as advertised.
She’s trying to guilt trip him into having sex he’s not that interested in, clearly.
Punitive sleeping around is whorish, classless, petty, and just plain dumb. If she finds said fuck buddy no longer worth being one, sure, ditch him. If it’s just sex, I doubt he’d care anyway, though. Clearly he’s getting enough or she’s not THAT good in bed if he’s picking PS3 over it.
Seriously, most people, both sexes, can get as much of this kind of ‘no strings attached’ sex as they want if they really try.
You can do it if you really try….
LMFFAAOOOOOO “Pokemon FTW” hahaha its just ttht simple…..rather lookat nude pokemon then U!!!!
There’s no Pokemon games on PS3!
Well, she said pokemon AND PS3… maybe he plays other games on his PS3… or maybe she just doesn’t know anything about video games!
pwnd
I would choose sex over one, but both? That’s a tough decision.
I know, I thought this was supposed to be no strings attached sex…
eh, its not funny when you upload your own “fails”
Not a fail if she is a 400 pound hose beast with horrific acne.
Same idea, different game, seems to be a repeating theme in nature.
Pwnd by pikachu
How much pain and facial hair and public humiliation do you think is being covered up by those grey censor boxes?
is it dignity to have to ask a guy to choose having sex with you over a video game? …..
Maybe he doesn’t want to just sleep with some desperate girl. Can’t blame the guy for that…
Probably Fat. Or ugly. Or maybe hot and the sex is real bad. Actually, the possibilities of her flaws are pretty much endless…
Right…gotta be her fault. Not that the guy is obsessed. Or that, omigosh!, men actually AREN’T controlled by their desires like public myth would have you believe, and sometimes they just don’t want to have sex for not reason than they just don’t want to have sex.
Nope, she’s fat.
Are you kidding me? Do you need a reality check?!?! SHE is nagging HIM for sex, on Facebook chat no less. There are a ton of other ways to do it, like calling, texting, showing up randomly, ect, ect. The very fact that she is nagging him on FACEBOOK suggests she has flaws. I mean seriously. He turned her down once, or else she wouldn’t have worded it ” You are seriously gonna turn down nsa sex with me for ps3 and pokemon.” Seems to me like she is depsarate, and full of herself all at once.
Saw this on another site. Btw it’s photoshopped so don’t get too excited.
Everything funny is shopped nowadays.
*Claps*
Pokemon ftw indeed Tom.
when is this from? if it was a release day I would do the same
Hopefully he finally caught that Shiny Pidgey.
beautifully punctuated for facebook chat.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that maybe the sex wasn’t as string-free as claimed.
Definitely, she’s nagging him on Facebook IM, so either its not “no-strings” or this Thomas knows that he can play Pokemon and call her up a couple hours later and still get his.
Wireless sex? Sounds like something you could combine with the wireless PS3 remote
ha.
HAHA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bish got owned by teh pogehmahnz.
A wild whore appeared! Go, pigehchew!
PKMN Trainer Tom fled!
Eloise has a point, but it’s freaking pokemon. So there you go.
No such thing as no strings attached sex…
that’s the most expensive kind there is…
ooh yes there is..!
shes probably a minger
I’d go with the Pokemon any day. Pokemon kicks ass.
Sex FTW.
Psh, amateurs. Just do it all at the same time.
This guy is my all time hero.
Let me guess…you’re a virgin.
Let me guess… You’re a slut.
I pick you Pikachu!
Yea, fake and unfunny.
PS3? Sure, I can live without that. BUT I WILL NEVER, EVER GIVE UP POKEMON. EVER! PERIOD.
I had a friend claim a girlfriend left him because he stopped in the middle of sex and walked over to his computer to play Diablo. I don’t know why he told me this.
It’s not ‘no strings attached’ sex if you have to give up your pokemans for it.
You teach me, and I’ll teach you!
Why choose when you can have both? Sure, it’ll be a little awkward, but there’s no reason you can’t play Pokemon on your DS or GBA WHILE having sex. I’d do it. My fiancee probably would too. We’d probably battle each other while doing it. Then again we’re nerds, and that’s nerd love for you
Best Comment WIN!
That’s a good idea XD
With a name like Eloise, you know it’s gotta be good.
If he said Digimon you’d all be making fun of him.
That’s because Digimon is a ripoff of Pokemon. Pokemon is the shit.
yea, the only good digimon game was digimon world. but all the pokemon games are badass
Amen.
Um, Digimon was a virtual pet released a year before Pokemon. Do some research before you call it a ripoff.
Digimon was originally a tamagotchi ripoff, then when they saw pokemon’s success they decided to rip that off to move it from a tamagotchi to rpgs, manga and anime.
Lulz, owned. perhaps you should make sure your research is thorough before flaming other people for incomplete research. Lolz
Actually, Digimon was ’97. So… yeah…
Actually Pokémon was February 1996, Digimon was June 1997.
….thats he said….you need to read good sir…
I was merely providing both dates for comparison. Pokémon was indeed the earlier of the two, by well over a year.
Oh.
Well.
In that case, my bad. Haha
Catch Pokémon, not STDs!
I wanna be, the very best, like no one ever was.
catch´em all!!!
lol
You didn’t explain it to him in a language he could understand.
“Cordless sex” would have been a better way of saying it.
Ok… that was a bad joke.
Every night I’m there
I’m always there
She knows I’m there and heaven knows
I hope she goes (Eloise)
I find it hard to realise
That love was in her eyes
It’s dying now
She knows I’m crying now
And every night I’m there
I break my heart to please
Eloise
Eloise
A woman that spells as good as she does, can simply not be hot.
It just isn’t possible.
Not only that, but she doesn’t have any dignity. Or else she wouldn’t have asked in the first place.
I say she’s a horny 250 pound slut from Western Virginia.
So hot girls can’t be smart? I don’t know what world you’re living in, but I just so happen to be a Biochemistry major and am complimented on my looks fairly often; I used to model, not to brag or anything. I can’t believe someone would think that in this day and age! I thought men preferred girls who were sexy and smart. Then you won’t be supporting a trophy wife who might get ugly at a certain age.
Smart and sexy is definitely the best combination a guy could ask for. I’ll have to assume the poster is joking around. I would be quite interested to see if he can explain the advantages in dating a pretty but empty-headed girl.
you’re not bragging but you do a pretty good job of it
Don’t get me wrong, hot girls can be smart. There are a few in my major, which is Mechanical Engineering. However… on the other side of things, a good portion of the hot girls I’ve met like to play stupid, regardless of if they are smart or not. I’ve literally seen a smokin girl tilt her head, and pout her lips and say “I don’t know.” to the SIMPLEST questions, questions every single other girl in that class knew in a heartbeat. This guy is probably wrong to assume all hot girls are stupid, but those same hot girls kinda put that sterotype out there in the first place.
..judging from your above comments I doubt you’ve ever actually met any girl.
Mechanical engineer? Hahaha, HAHAHA!
You’d know all about sex and pokemon, all of the latter and none of the former.
Judging from your comment, you must still be in high school, cuz out there in the place we adults like to call “the real world”, women actually start to like men based on intelligence and ability to support a family. You clearly are still caught in those silly high school stereotypes, and smart people HAVE to be nerds, and HAVE to be ridiculed. Go away and get a reality check, troll-face. Come back again when you know what you are trolling about.
Hot girls proposing no-strings-attached sex via Facebook IM aren’t smart.
Now a pimply heffer, maybe…..
Think I just got a terrible headache going through all that…
A wild ELOUISE appears!
TOM uses ABSTINENCE! It’s super effective!
ELOUISE fainted.
just depends on the girl.
This man has his priorities sorted out and will go very far in life
This rare species flees in fights!
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL FOH SHO!~
Um…if he has to choose then aren’t there strings attached?
I would have replied “I can’t help it, baby. I want to be the very best. Like no one ever was.”
wild whorelax appeared! wild whorelax has poketitis c! Trainer tom ran!
Woah, that dude must REALLY like mudkips.
Pokemon = 1,
Skankarilla = 0
pokemon triumphs again lol
Hahaha agreed!
Pokemon and PS3 over some whore anytime!
http://www.demotivatorblog.com/2008/04/28/having-it-all-demotivator/
Win!
Win!x2
sounds suss
This is clearly a case of the curse of the shiny pidgey at work.
I would have said “of corse I CHOOSE YOU!…..pikachu.
EPIC WIN!
Okay, now… who would play a pokemon MMO?
where you could basically run around, catching and battling pokemon, and travel around fighting NPC’s for badges?
/braced for teh flaminz
Sounds like an advertisement for Shiny Gold.
this site is epic greatness, lol. The fact he chose pokemon over sex is hilarious, then again she could be a terrible, terrible looking girl.
i fuckin love marowakzzzzzz
I’m impressed by this “Tom” character, although I have to admit that Pokemon would be something that I would give up for sex… Fallout 3, however, is a different story.
I concur. Pokemon IS ftw. This guy is on a whole new scale of awesome.
I gave up sex to play golf once. Proper hot bird as well. Never regretted it for a second. But yeah, Pokemon FTW!!!
Great to see that most people here aren’t smarter than Eloise. Calling a woman a whore because she wants to have sex makes you all sounds like 12 year old frustrated kids.
No, fool, its the fact that she is asking on Facebook. Thats probably about the least classy and most whorish way you can ask a dude for sex, IMHO.
LOLLLLLLLLL
This is great! Epic win for Thomas, epic fail for Eloise! (Erm, PS3 [i]and [/i]Pokémon? Since when?) For all we know, Thomas might be a poképhile.
The choice is obvious if shes making you choose. If shes not right there with you playing pokemon trading you so u can evlove your kadabra into an alakazam she needs to go.
^win.
That is all.
Thomas is my new hero.
100 PERCENT YES YES YES ARGEED!
YOU ARE MY HERO! MY IDOL! =]
haha tom ftw!
When it comes down to sex vs pokemon… hmm…. Stalemate?…
This is by far the coolest, slickest guy on the planet!
He wants to catch ‘em all, as long as they’re not STD’s, dammit.
I’ve been with many hot smart women. They do exist, but I’d have to agree, they don’t have to beg for sex like this chick. wait. Got it, there’s also the “crazy” factor. bet she’s bat shit insane and he’s trying to get rid of her.
Pokemon all the way
fools …all of you
Oh come on, you’re propositioning someone over facebook chat? Classy! Even if it is for a casual encounter, if he’s good enough to sleep with you, he’s good enough for you to seduce properly.
I’ve always made it a challenge for my gfs to get me distracted from a video game while I’m playing it. FFVII or Pokemon. My two fave games. Though Pokemon has more appeal nowadays, since VII stopped coming out with new things.
Found Seel, Zubat, and Buneary plushies at the thrift store the other day. Me and mine trade pokemon whilst doing it. Leads to interesting pillow talk.
I lost my last boyfriend to Pokemon…
I lawled so hard at the first 20 or so comments………
maybe his reason for choosing pokemon is becasue the chicks name is eloise. seriously, i think i have a great aunt eloise whose like 90. i cant think of anyone under that age who would be named that
although, there are some wierd names out there, like this one chick in my chemistry class named nara
and thats not a typo n-a-r-a. thats not a name, its a collection of sounds
I believe that i am going to have to take this boy’s man card….because it looks like it has no use for him
I salute you Thomas.
Why can’t he just play Pokemon while having sex? Seems like a sound solution to me.
Asexuals ftw.
you wana see my pokeballs?
Asexuality is very real and very ownage.
As an asexual Pokemon fan, I fully support Thomas.