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Ladies can bitch about it, but dudes are only after one thing.
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You just know her “boyfriend” is joining pages like “This crazy chick keeps calling me her boyfriend and won’t go away” and “Help I’m being stalked!!”.
lmao!!!
You have won the internets…. x.x
LMFAO! Yes!!
LMAO!
well, that’s a great great comment. as you people say LMFAO
lol soo right
looool if thats true that chick is nutz and yeh lol he probz is going what the hell.
i would bet that Lacey is about 24 hours too late with all this.
Somewhere in the world there is a man who is freaking out…
Lacey became a fan of Stephen King’s Misery.
lol….it’s more of a Christeine tho…
Seriously? If your boyfriend can’t stay away from sluts, I think you need to dump him! LOL!
Yeah, because it’s always the guy’s fault.It’s never an overprotective, clingy, paranoid girlfriend.
lol, you got that right! XD
I think victory is yours, dude. lol
Or a crazy, stalker girl that isn’t really his girlfriend but totally thinks she is.
While it ‘could’ go either way, girls who talk to other girls like that usually have insecurity issues, and end up getting dumped by said boyfriend. Just like, they guy who threatens every other guy that even happens to be standing near his girl is the one who needs to grow up.
Or even that they are both still in high school and he is not interested anymore because he is, HELLO?!, exploring his options
Or a crazy stalker slut that both he and his girlfriend genuinely want to go away. :/
If your girlfriend causes you to use the terms “overprotective, paranoid and clingy” then maybe you should be happy if she does you the favor of dumping you. Why do people cause so much drama over being possessive in relationships? If your other half wants to stray, trying to lock them down is only going to make your lives even more crappy than if you split up.
Did I strike a nerve or something?
I was hypothetically speaking and trying to point out that well quite frankly, it pisses me off when in relationships invariably the male side is blamed for every possible issue.
I wasn’t referring to any specific person or situation.
It’s not actually that the guy is invariably blamed; it’s that most often, [i]both[/i] sides blame each other for a break up. Personally, if I saw this kind of “fanship” on [i]my[/i] girlfriend’s Facebook page, we’d be probably over, but at the very least having a serious conversation.
They probably deserve each other.
Obviously Facebook has not made Applications or Pages appropriate for the OCD society.
Someone might be just a little bit insecure about their relationship.
No kidding! I was hoping that this would have started with a [so-and-so] is now single, followed by that list of groups!
pmsl umm That’s just a little psychotic…I think he might go for the fat ugly whore if she keeps this up!
I found her! Her boyfriend looks like a user! No wonder she’s calling all the other women skanks, she must know how desperate one has to be when they are with HIM!!!
That and the fact that she is like 14 and he is 30 may be playing a role in her insecurity and the probable grossness of the whole situation.
Insecure much? lol Time to find a new boyfriend…and a therapist.
dlv
Omg I have a fb friend with the first name “Lacey”!
OMG, like what are the odds of there being more than 1 lacey in the world?
Dude!! My sister is named Laci! Holy hell.
… I never realized until just now that my mom gave all my sisters stripper names. Laci. Sierra. Shyann.
Nikky is a stripper name too. But they’re all pretty at least.
so wat?…she wants someone to stay away from her boyfriend?…
(LOL!…i dont think u needed ALL those groups hun!…DANG!)
LOL from the look of it, he’s either the most handsome man in the world – highly unlikely, or he’s just doesn’t want to stay away from other girls and you are too dumb to see it XD or you just think he’s your boyfriend cuz he said “hi” to you once, and now you are stalking him XD lol or like Trivia said he’s joining pages like “This crazy chick keeps calling me her boyfriend and won’t go away” and “Help I’m being stalked!!” XD
I looked her up through a couple of the groups (facebook stalking = win), and he’s is not handsome. From the looks of it, they’re hicks (at least he is) and he probably enjoys sexing up a lot of chicks (maybe he’s trying to get welfare out of them).
She should get a new boyfriend.
“XD lol”? Why use both?
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In the dictionary under “redundant” it says “See REDUNDANT.”
Awesome recap there.
So, just for clarification… there’s a whore who likes her boyfriend?? Haha I love crazy chicks– they remind me of how completely chill I am, especially in comparison. Thank you crazy chick, for trusting your boyfriend…
She probably just wanted to join one group that conveys the “stay away from my b/f”. But when she searched she found many and didn’t want to pick just one.
Yeah… that’s probably it. I couldn’t choose between some newspapers either, so now I’ve subscribed to all five of ‘em.
..And yes, that was sarcasm.
Yeah… that’s probably it. I couldn’t choose between a couple of newspapers either, so now I’ve subscribed to all five of ‘em.
Whoops. Sorry for the double post, I didn’t even type a naughty word but somehow I always get picked out of the line for control. Do I really look that criminal? *cries in corner*
She probably had sex with him just so he’d ask her out. Since it worked, she knows who her competition is.
I think the boyfriend needs a new psycho, erm, girlfriend.
LOL! The first thing I said when I re-read the title for this was “She doesn’t need a new boyfriend, but HE needs a new GIRLfriend!”
Seriously, I’m not a guy, but if I was dating someone who joined ALL those, I’d effin’ run!
I don’t completely understand what she’s going for. Does it have something to do with her boyfriend?
Nope. The skank ho slut that’s after him.
(Which means, most likely, the chick said “Hi” to him)
Look, the “skank” never promised you anything and doesn’t owe you anything. If your boyfriend is putting the moves on someone else, blame him, not her. HE is the one breaking promises to you and acting dishonorably toward you. Elizabeth Edwards, I’m looking at you, too.
This has been a public service announcement from someone married almost ten years.
I love how you assume that the bf even DID put the moves on someone. I’ve known enough irrational, clingy, possessive witches to suspect that a) the bf did NOTHING wrong, and b) the skank/ho/slut probably ALSO did nothing wrong. Some girls, you say Hi to their bfs you’re “after them”
Dude. I’ve been married 10 years. Also, I’m an academic–so anecdotal evidence doesn’t sway me at all. Bottom line is it doesn’t matter what the “skank” did, the skank owes her nothing. If there was anything going on, the boyfriend is the ONLY one with whom she has the right to be upset. Sure, a large portion of the population is delusional, but adultery and cheating actually happen sometimes, too.
EX DEE EX DEE EX DEE. seriously thats like 3 in one post. EX DEE. EX DEE XD Xd XD EX DEEEXDEEEXDEE. wanna add another one? christ all friggin mighty XD
Lacey’s boyfriend joined the group “My girlfriend is a psychopath!”
This is the first really funny failbook I’ve seen in a while.
Is there a group to join or page to fan called “I have paranoid tendencies that these girls are after a guy I think is my boyfriend”?
gentlemen this is what i call true love
Now, hold on guys; we’re missing a great opportunity here.
Not only is she a potential psycho girlfriend, she would make one hell of a catfighter.
Claws out, biatches!
wot if the person was a dude o_0
If you can’t trust your bf around her maybe it’s time for a change…
Just the opinion of someone with a little self-respect.
HAHAHA WOW didn’t know there were THAT many groups for it hahaha and while it is possible that the guy’s not being a good bf and being around skanky girls, it’s also possible that maybe he’s just that lovable and most of the girls are sluts anyway so if girls like him, of course they’re gonna be skanky xD I say if you wanna kill them, DO IT, show them no mercy >o< I understand since girls are constantly hitting on my bf when they clearly know that he has me it's mad frustrating =_= I trust him, but not those sluts oh god no
Sounds like my boy-toy’s girlfriend….
What is she trying to say here… Help Plz?
Wow. You know, I’m starting to understand why my boyfriend is still a little taken aback when I tell him that he doesn’t need to explain in great detail to me why he hung out with one of his female friends.
I know someone like this. She is fat and stupid, no wonder she’s over protective of her boyfriend.
Behaviour like this only pushes men away. Both partners need a fair amount of space. If he cheats on you just get rid of him.
She could actually make the message much clearer if she, oh I dunno, cut the passive-aggressive bullcrap and actually confronted the slut she’s so worried about directly. Communication is key in any relationship, hon, even ones with your enemies!
Is that Panini’s Facebook?
I’MNOTYOURBOYFRIEND!
Am I the only one who saw this more as a meant-to-be-funny sarcastic “hey, I’m on to you” than as a full blown psycho “I WILL EAT YOUR LIVER. RIGHT. NOW.” Just sayin. And there’s the slight chance she could even be justified. I know about 4 years ago this girl (one of his ex’s) got drunk, sat on my bf’s lap, and tried to get him to kiss her. I would have totally done the passive-aggressive thing. I thought it was funny.
I don’t usually comment on stuff like this but when I saw this I had to. I am in this girl’s situation sometimes because my boyfriend is an extremely popular guy and has girls throwing themselves at him all the time. He’s too nice and encourages it without trying instead of just telling them flat out he’s not interested and breaking their little hearts. If I wasn’t more mature than this girl, I’d be tempted to join groups like that (though not quite so many).
Yes, she’s immature but there are situations in which she might just be trying to defend her relationship from someone threatening it. I’ve had girls harass me on facebook trying to cause problems between me and my bf so she could have him. So yes, she’s probably insecure and/or possessive but just think about what she could be up against.
51st century pheromones. You people have no idea.
Lacey, dear, you have two really big problems here that you need to address.
#1: You’re boyfriend obviously can’t keep his ‘member’ in check and he’s just not as into you as you think. Dump him.
#2: You have SERIOUS insecurity and paranoia issues. GO GET SOME HELP!
..someone’s a bit clingy to their “boyfriend” Would she happen by any chance be black?
Lmao, woulda been hilarious if her latest status was: ____ is single.
Ouch sad and clingy
I don’t know which is sadder… the fact that she joined all of the groups or the fact that someone made all of these groups.
I have a feeling the person Lacey’s lashing out at is someone who used to be her best friend…
the boyfriend probably became a fan of “someone shoot me or my girlfriend”. or “she keeps threatening to burn me alive if i leave her”