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Talking about your lack of hygiene and respect for women are real turn ons.


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  1. Ravenace says:

    hahah, poor david is going to have a very very lonely diseased life. and probably Giulio too. Hope they should probably be eunuchs so they don’t kill off the straight female populace!

  2. Lord_Failmont says:

    Way to whip your ass before shitting!

    I bet that guy knows the recipe for ball stew,

    “Is that the axe effect?”

    and the one to top them all,

    “Ladies that’s not old spice your smelling….”

  3. Kinoy says:

    he dont change underwear very often…

  4. Davehz says:

    FIRST! always wanted to do that :P

  5. loladahl10 says:

    Oh David! You’re so funny… and dirty.
    And not good dirty.

  6. Steph says:

    Hmph. David = jerk. And a hygiene-lacking jerk at that…

  7. will says:

    line people like that up and shoot them with sponges.

  8. Hamsi says:

    OMG, what an idiot…

  9. Lissa Hyslop says:

    Haven’t we seen this already?

    I’m sure I said something like “I see two douchebags who will die alone”

  10. Azkyroth says:

    I think we can safely assume those two will be going commando for the rest of their lives.

  11. Kyle says:

    I’m working on a science experiment with me and four other guys. One guy went a week without changing his underwear, one went two, I’m going a month, the other went a month and a half, and the last one is changing daily. So far, using cotton underwear, we have yet to see any negative side effects of wearing dirty underwear, and very little bacterial buildup if you wash down there daily. I have a week left to change my underwear.

  12. H = -1368 says:

    loloL!!!! every 3 days…that’s fail

  13. medusachic says:

    How about… Women are like the recycling – they need to be taken out at least once a week?

  14. dave says:

    thats why i hate americans

  15. qestion says:

    3 days, thats not that long time…

  16. Nick says:

    I don’t know what the real fail is here: David comparing girls to underwear, or admitting he only changes his every three days?

    Or both?


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