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  1. Spoon Boy says:

    Josh is a “nice guy”…

  2. ophelia says:

    I guess “lol” is a new form of punctuation.

  3. sigmund says:

    wow, duct tape, that is a LOT of projection on your part. good luck working through all that in therapy!

  4. Michael says:

    …..reading into it a bit much? Kid’s can be petty. None of their business why a dad decides to date again….violence is never okay.

  5. There is no indication of Brianna’s age, she could be an adult. I don’t believe that anyone deserves a beating.

  6. Jibble says:

    Sued? Assault is a crime. You don’t need to sue. Dad has a right to date and remarry. He shouldn’t be forced to be alone because his kids are psychotic. That little brat ought to sit her @ss in juvey for a few months. Hope she does.

    • Cowlifornia says:

      So. if the children hate the step-whatever, too bad? That’s a great way to start raising delinquents. As the parent, if the kids don’t come first, you shouldn’t have them.

      • sigmund says:

        No, if the kids have a problem with the stepmom, they find a way to deal with it other than assault. Making your kids your #1 priority does not mean letting them run your life or giving up your own future happiness. In fact, THAT is a great way to raise delinquents by telling kids that they always get their way in life. Brianna is not the first girl in the world to have to deal with a step-parent she doesn’t like. Unless the stepmom is in some way abusing her, she has no right to behave this way.

        • Cowlifornia says:

          That would be true if you had already screwed up your child’s brain. For someone who was in a stable household, both the parent and the child should like the Step. Violence is just a progression of the child’s anger beyond words and hate.

          • Sabruui says:

            My mother died when I was 5. My dad decided to remarry when I was 6. My brother is 4 years younger than I am. Now I’m not sure if this has anything to do with what was in the post but after my real mother died and I got older, me and my step mom hated each other more and more. Seriously, fights almost every day. This is because my step mom and my dad decided to have more children soon after they married. 2 daughters, who are my half sisters. Now, as soon as they were born, things went really bad. After they were born, my dad got a new job, and it was a 2nd shift job. So we never saw him during the weekdays, which left all the kids alone in the house with our step mom. We were in fights constantly for things that I don’t really want to describe, but our two half sisters were always regarded as higher priority than us, and not just because they were younger, but they got away with almost everything as they grew older, as me and my brother received punishment for the most ridiculous things. I’ve had very demented thoughts but I’ve never taken action. When I was 15 I moved out of my parents house and moved to a different city into my grandparents house. I have heard that my brother was getting most of the heat then but right now things are doing fine. I’m 19 now and I live in my own apartment. My dad and step mom have moved into the same city as me and I do visit them from time to time, and I get along with my step mom now. The time apart did wonders I guess.

  7. Jax says:

    this wasn’t funny. it was stupid.

  8. cowlifornia says:

    On a side note, who gets stuck on Jury Duty? It’s pretty difficult. Either your broke and can’t afford it, have prejudices or just mention Jury Nullification and watch the judge turn red! :P

  9. lizzy says:

    It’s a crime to beat someone up. the cops might have gotten called out to the incident and prosecuted the girl. I highly doubt the stepmom “sued” her.

    Get some therapy, duct tape. You’re worrying me a little. Do you have a stepmom? I want to tell her to hide.

  10. mari says:

    That’s retarded. (Screw Sarah Palin). While in theory, 10% of your bullshit is relevant, it’s obvious this chick was just plain trashy. No matter how much you dislike your stepmom, resorting to violence is never validated. You especially don’t brag about it, or air your dirty laundry on Facebook. I hope the stepmom got a few good punches in that skank’s face. Sounds like she needs a good beating or two. (And no, I’m not a stepmom, I don’t have any kids, nor do I have a stepmom…I just hate stupid, trashy, unladylike girls).

  11. Bridget says:

    YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE.

  12. Gordon says:

    Yeah….. this convo is so dumb. We are (meant to be) talking about how funny the picture is! Its funny. There, i started us off.

    • waxy says:

      but…its not funny really, at least not in a ‘haha’ way, more like a ‘WTF is wrong with this person’ kind of way, she sounds like a spoiled cunt who can’t take reality.

  13. Oh Shit says:

    ‘hey wht u in court 4?’
    ‘psh killin my step mom wit a shtgun’

  14. brianna the one and only says:

    okay so I’m not pyschotic and she deserved it . (:
    she used to hit me thanks
    oh and i didn’t get in trouble for it :)
    Btw I’m 17 and I was 16 at the time .
    And as for all you haters you guys dont know what happened she deserved everythign she got !
    And it was enjoyable. (:
    If she doesn’t want to get hit maybe her as a 32 yr old woman shouldnt hit a 16 yr old girl on a regular basis. (: So no i dont’ have issues im not psychotic and id do it again. (:
    Peace and love people. xD

  15. ... says:

    I enjoy how people comment on this so rudely when they don’t even know the story to what happened, but unlike you’s I do know the story because this girl happens to be my friend so for one Brianna is not psychotic the only psychotic one was her step-mother who beat on her all the time but it was ok for the step mother to sue her for “beating” on her? Ok. And there are plenty more reasons on why her step-mother was completely psychotic but quite frankly that’s nobody’s business so I;m not gonna further this story to what else happened. The only other thing I am gonna say is you should keep your opinions on this “fail” to yourself unless you know the whole story. Seriously get lives.

  16. Young B'z says:

    Shuuut Up, You guyz are killing my Buzz

  17. cmartyjw says:

    Young B’z , be less of a stoner. kthanks.

    • Brianna -Theoneandonly says:

      Haha cmartyjw be nice ! Young B’z over here is the one whos status this was written on . xD LOL !


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