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Virtual love is a gateway for ridicule.

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  1. maggie says:

    with friends like that…..we all get a laugh!

  2. Wow, his friends are kinda mean.

  3. DUDE THATS FUNNY AS FUCK.

  4. rach says:

    The best friends are the ones that insult and humiliate each other. :-) I can’t get drunk around my best friend anymore, because any crazy shit I do will become very public knowledge.

  5. yoyo says:

    y did they block out “howie’s” name when he posted the thing but in the comments they showed his first name…. u might not understand my question though sorry

  6. Ha! Too funny….. with friends like those….. he must have alot of fun!

  7. The Amazing Rando says:

    Virginity: Now for your PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 consoles.

  8. Conrad says:

    LOL the thing with the “sit on your hand and make it go numb” is from the George Lopez show wherre his mom would make him sit on his hands until they went numb and then she would make him hit himself

    • ... says:

      Haha, Actually that’s from the movie “gone in 60 seconds”… ha

      • Jay says:

        Actually before that it was in Mallrats… and probably before that some poor lonely bastard thought “Hey WTF my hand went numb…OH Shit! If I jerk off right now it will probably be the closest thing to a hand job I will ever get.” He probably played a lot of video games too.

  9. ... says:

    the use of “upright” as opposed to “upstanding” in this context and when talking about his friends is…fabulous!

  10. amuredem says:

    Hey if your friends don’t insult you then you’re never going to learn shame.


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