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You know why he got you that, right?


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  1. heyheyhey says:

    ya gotta put out hon

  2. uhhhh says:

    what the…

  3. Ben Swift says:

    Uh, I don’t get it. :(

  4. that was just dumb not fail……

  5. Johnny says:

    I don’t get it?

  6. katie says:

    i don’t get it :L

  7. I don’t get it! Am I being really dense about this?

  8. TheBob says:

    Either this girl has a hideously deformed face, or that profile pic censor may have been a tad unnecessary.

  9. Val says:

    Oh come on, people, does everything have to be dirty? Why couldn’t he have just gotten his gf a necklace? How cruddy and juvenile.

  10. I’ll be the first to admit I don’t get it.

  11. Jen says:

    ^You are obviously a virgin then…

  12. Tony says:

    Glow in the dark thunderbeads!

    • KyraMarie says:

      HAHA, totally just watched that movie last night and that’s the first thing that went on in my head!! too bad they are telling all their dirty friends on facebook they actually got a REAL necklace. taken to the next level! haha

  13. sarah says:

    I don’t get it either.

  14. sarah says:

    damn, should’ve just left it that way :D

  15. *rolls eyes* I guessed, but hadn’t heard this term before, either. And I’ve got two kids. Joke fail due to the fact that we’re not all a bunch of urban dictionary terminology junkies.

  16. loladahl10 says:

    Oh well… at least we all learned something!

  17. denise says:

    is that lisa simpson on the profil pic? hahhha

  18. lindsay says:

    ok, doesn’t anyone notice that the profile pics are a little too similar? like she commented on her own status? so how is this funny?

  19. adrian says:

    People, a pearl necklace is another word, or two, for when a man comes on a woman, or a man, whatever, on their chest.

    Next time try Urbandictionary.com

  20. Ghostwish says:

    Yah, this is a fail. Anytime you have to reference urban dictionary means the term doesn’t actually exist.

  21. Bob Ferreira says:

    I can’t believe that NONE of you people knew what this term meant. It’s not an “Urban Dictionary” thing – I’m not even that old and I knew this term before the internet even existed. Come on, seriously – it’s as common a sexual term as missionary or cowgirl.
    Obviously you all lead pretty dull sex lives…

    • TGB says:

      It’s an obviously harmless comment about having received an actual pearl necklace. Is nobody ever allowed to ever give an actual pearl necklace ever again? Without some idiot taking only those two words? It’s like “I put a log of wood on the fire” and someone laughing at the word “wood”. It’s like, seriously? If they’d said something like “I’ve whacked on this wood and it’s burning” then, okay. Or “my boyfriend popped out a pearl necklace when I wasn’t looking”, okay. But the only part of this that is actually a “joke” is the words “pearl necklace”. Way to hit the single entendre.

  22. thezenofben says:

    Ok, thanks ppl. Pearl necklace used to be something innocent to me.

  23. ssgefah12345 says:

    Yeah, you guys, really, if the vast majority of people don’t get it, the term isn’t widely used. Doubtful that it even exists except on urban dictionary. /dislike

  24. Sara says:

    Yes, I got it but it’s still stupid. Why do people have to make EVERY single stupid thing dirty?!? It’s obnoxious and immature.

  25. Laurie says:

    Thank you all for your pearls of jizzdom…I mean WISdom, sorry.

  26. Zippy says:

    It’s not just on Urban dictionary. It is also in an old ZZ Top song.


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