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It’s one of those cuddly plushies that are made to resemble the bacterial structure of various diseases. I gave my girl the bubonic plague for her birthday.
hihi i want one
I got West Nile Virus for Christmas last year. It’s so cute!
My friend got me mad cow disease for Xmas.
Is your friend trying to tell you something? XD
With my Christmas money I got mad cow!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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I gave my girlfriend Giardia Lamblia for Xmas… it’s by far the coolest looking one; also it was an inside-joke from something we learned in university lol
Link: http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/6708/
Hah, I know those… we gave all our friends VD for christmas last year… from the same range. Quite adorable.
My dad once gave me Syphilis and said it should come from someone I love.
Does your Dad know how Syphilis is passes from person to person? That’s kind of creepy.
You’re an idiot.
She didn’t mean the plushie…
Oh, hell. I lived in Tallahassee for a year and a half. Herpes is the least of your concerns. They have their own STRAND of Herpes.
I love think geek! I want all of the plush diseases and the plush. Beating heart!
link for easy clicking: http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/6708/
I I bet you do!
I do, it’s got a pretty bow on it and everything!! LOL
Dude. My wife would love something like that.
NICE. I want Ebola and AIDs myself.
I gave my wife AIDS and my mother an Ulcer.
All right, everyone can calm down with the “lolol i got aids XD” jokes, at least half of the comments here are that basis.
the ebola is super-cuddly. I bought it for myself and gave my son an amoeba and gave my boyfriend swine flu.
I got the heartworm plushie for my birthday, so adorable! I really hope the father figured out what Kenneth really meant…
How do we know that’s what he really meant? Perhaps the linked site IS Kenneth’s attempt at backpedaling! (though it is nicer to think that he did give her a microbe-plushie)
It reminds me of a friend of mine yelling “I WANT AIDS! WHY CAN’T I GET AIDS?!” at the mall…
I got swine flu for my birthday and love tossing it to people…it’s interesting how many of my friends have “caught” it.
I must be a geek, because this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen on Failbook.
I just love the dad’s formality. “You may backpedal now.”
wheres the Crabs plush toy???
I know everyone wants Crabs…
I have a Cold and Bubonic Plague! I call them, respectively, Carlos and Malfeasance.
My girlfriend gave me Mono one year for XMas. It’s purple and is currently sitting on my tv.
Awww… my sister gave me mono for Christmas a few years back. Only mine is pink.
I’m sure there are all sorts of funy thing about those sentences.
Is no one here flummoxed by why this redneck is fb friends w his GIRLFRIENDS DAD? who does that
One day you will be older, and in a serious relationship.
Any decent, caring, and smart boyfriend would do that. Win brownie points with the parents, get win points with your girlfriend, duh.
And yes, the Dad did finally get the joke. And yes, she really did get the plush, not the STD.
I’m thinking the next time the guy drives up to the house a shotgun will be waiting… lol..
Not shotgun, swords.
<3 you Link.
hehehehehe
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WIN!
I heart giant microbes! I bought my son penicillin…mostly because I’m allergic. It’s such a cute antibacterial drug too. *sniffle* i want Super MSRA too.
Haha. I gave my boyf syphilis for Christmas, year before last. Good times.
wa wa wa wa… from my own experience, people who misunderstood from somekind of ‘bad jokes’ doesn’t forgive easily. it’s like “ohh, you’re trying to say i’m stupid now? you are a joke, man!”
yup, it does happen.