holy crap, could the text be any more difficult to read?? I think i get the gist of it, but like spoon boy says, it’s really hard to follow the writers…
I have taken the time to work out this confusing convo/arguement. I have colour coded each person. Please follow the link belo0w to see the colour coded easier to understand image.
Thank you, I can read it now and can tell who’s saying what. Unfortunately, I still don’t understand. The misspellings particularly throw me off, but generally it’s confusing and not funny. I would need a diagram to understand how these people interrelate and I just don’t give a hoot enough to try and make one. Still, you did good.
I’ve tried to make out who says what by looking at the blur patterns on the pictures but i still don’t get whats going on. There are like four people involved in this mess. Retard post is retarded… >.<
Psycho Girl: Hottie! Date tonight?? (post on Guy’s wall).
Jen (friend): lolz you lovebirds make me sick!
Guy: lovebirds? I’ve hardly seen her over the past 3 months! hahaha
Psycho Girl: Oh, thats funny is it? And I guess you lied about loving me too! It’s okay Jen, I guess we both get the point!
Psycho Girl (to Guy again): Your texts (presumably love texts) are the complete opposite to how you are on here (facebook).
Jen (friend): whoah.. just jk.. didn’t mean to start world war 3.
Guy (to Psycho Girl): omg.. for real? I do love you, when did I lie? wtf did that come from?
Psycho Girl: some people need to back off
Guy: What???
Britt (ex girlfriend): haha comical haha
Psycho Girl: (goes psycho at ex-girlfriend’s comment)
Britt (ex girlfriend): (responds to Psycho Girl)
(Psycho Girl and ex-girlfriend Britt continue on uninterrupted till the end)
Thank you SO much. Your explanation has finally allowed me to understand this post. I sat reading it over and over for around thirty minutes not understanding it before I went back to comments looking for something like this. You’re a hero in your own right.
I get that this is what they’re talking about, but that leaves the question why the guy would say: I’ve seen Britt only once over the past 3 months. Considering that Britt is obviously the ex-gf (after all, current gf calls another person Britt and it wouldn’t make sense that she addresses herself…).
Right click the image, click “view image”. You’ll be able to read it. Though following it takes much more patience. Patience I don’t have. At least leave the first names uncensored! Cheese, Louise.
Please read my last comment up there ^^ somewhere. I have a link to a copy i have edited to tell who is who. You might need to zoom in on your browser but should be ok.
Britt: Hottie! Date tonight?? (post on Guy’s wall).
Jen (friend): lolz you lovebirds make me sick!
Guy: lovebirds? I’ve hardly seen her over the past 3 months! hahaha
Britt: Oh, that’s funny is it? And I guess you lied about loving me too! It’s okay Jen, I guess we both get the point!
Britt (to Guy again): Your texts (presumably love texts) are the complete opposite to how you are on here (facebook).
Jen (friend): whoah.. jk.. didn’t mean to start world war 3.
Guy (to Psycho Britt): omg.. for real? I do love you, when did I lie? wtf?
Britt: some people need to back off
Guy: What???
Ex girlfriend: haha comical haha
Ex girlfriend (later deleted comment): Wow Britt you take everything way too far he still loves me too doesn’t mean we hang out and sleep together and doesn’t mean I post on his page saying f*cked up shit you’re f*cked up!
Britt: Excuse me?? Why did you delete that you little **** ****** *******
Ex girlfriend: (responds to Psycho Britt)
(Psycho Britt and ex-girlfriend continue on uninterrupted till the end)
@reki – it would make sense except that Guy says he has only seen Britt (ex-girlfriend) a few times, so does he introduce the ex into the conversation and why?
Here is the jist of what happened:
The OP asked her ex-boyfriend about his new girlfriend, clearly to start trouble. The second post was by someone outside of the love-triangle; this person accused the OP and her ex-bf of still being “lovebirds”. The ex-boyfriend then entered the discussion and tried to brush it off (“I haven’t seen her in three months”).
However, the OP then alluded to something still going on between them which she wanted the new gf to hear (“That’s not what you’re texts say..”). The new gf then came into it and told the ex-girlfriend off and reminded her that she cheated on the guy after they had been together and that is why they are no longer togerther. At the end, the ex-gf said that they had been through a lot together and only children dwell on the past which is ironic because what she (the ex-gf) is doing is childish because she is trying to start sh!t between her ex-bf and his new-gf.
That is the important part; the ex-gf was trying to come between her ex-bf and his new-gf.
Even with all these translations, the last bit is still kinda hard to follow. I think you need to know these people to know what’s really going on, and even then it’s not really funny, it’s just sad.
Uhhhhhh… CAN’T READ IT.
Right click on the image. Choose “show image”. Ok, you can see a bigger picture now, with zoom in.
For Firefox users, try “View Image”.
Windows: just press ctrl + on your keyboard.
TLDNR
This would be funnier if you could actually read it.
lyk OMG!! lets b 12 n hav sex n post on fb n fite ova bfs n cheat n lie n b hors.
This is hard to read and not at all funny.
Agreed. This is just annoying. Oh, and hi, FBNC!
I can’t even follow this.
Could have at least left the first names uncensored so I could tell who some people were.
All the same, WTF drama.
I was lost too.
Oh, good, I’m glad it wasn’t just me… the censoring made it pretty impossible to tell who was talking…
TL;DR
Text is too small.
Ok… Am I the only one who thinks that this was beyond crap?
I must have missed World War III.
This comment is so much funnier then the actual post
Win.
Agree, SpoonBoy. I couldn’t follow it at ALL! But still…um…dramaaaaaaaaaa.
This should be on Jersey Shore!
@Greg Hall World War 4 is so intense it skips over WWIII
“No, no.. Peter… it doesn’t work like that.” – Lois
Did anyone else think tl;dr?
Just like i said on the last one. Why dn’t people use “you’re” right?
“your pathetic!”
“You’re ex.”
I agree, Robert. I also wonder why people don’t spell “don’t” right or forget to capitalize “i” when they type. Idiots!
because those mistakes are less consequential. The difference between “your” and “you’re” can change the meaning of a sentence.
holy crap, could the text be any more difficult to read?? I think i get the gist of it, but like spoon boy says, it’s really hard to follow the writers…
this was just wrong and yet so freakin hilarious
no kidding…makes no sense!!
I can’t read it. It’s too small. I can’t even figure out what’s going on.
unreadable. Fail.
I have no idea what happened in this exchange. Someone used to go out with someone else and…..I give up.
tldr
Haha
Ok. Soooo, I’m guessing one is the EX girl-friend and the other is the CURRENT girl-friend? I feel lost and would someone please draw me a map.
It’s really obvious what is going on in that conversation. Someone poisoned the water hole
Funnier than the actual post.
What the fuck?
Yeah the names of who is who would have been helpful, it’s hard to understand like this
Agreed with Spoon Boy, very hard to follow.
Secondly, distinguishing between “your” and “you’re” has just sunken to a lower level than ever.
“get over you’re ex”
“your pathetic”
This conversation was a coherency fail.
And this was also a name-censorship fail. Who the hell was saying what? *shakes head*
Why would I take the time to read this. Awful.
I have taken the time to work out this confusing convo/arguement. I have colour coded each person. Please follow the link belo0w to see the colour coded easier to understand image.
http://img211.yfrog.com/i/workedout.jpg/
I hope this link helped. Please reply back if it did or not…Anyway i really replying to this to draw attenion to it.
Here is a larger readable copy of my edited copy of the picture..
http://img211.yfrog.com/img211/144/workedout.jpg
Thank you, I can read it now and can tell who’s saying what. Unfortunately, I still don’t understand. The misspellings particularly throw me off, but generally it’s confusing and not funny. I would need a diagram to understand how these people interrelate and I just don’t give a hoot enough to try and make one. Still, you did good.
ditto-thanks lotsprophets but i still dont follow it!
Yeah, they should have left first names since people were referring to others by them… impossible to tell what’s going on.
Our world is a sorry, sorry place if this is what it is coming to.
Grammar is a wonderful weapon if used correctly; this just made me giggle.
Maybe i’m an old lady, but those letters are too hard to read! They’re so small! Legibility fail.
I’ve tried to make out who says what by looking at the blur patterns on the pictures but i still don’t get whats going on. There are like four people involved in this mess. Retard post is retarded… >.<
Sense, that ‘fail’ makes none.
Why does the ex insist on saying “comedy” instead of “funny?”
Bigger Pic with Names Partially Blurred Please.
Yeah…I’m lost.
This is too blurry to even ready.
I can’t even read this ;_; what does it saaaaaaay.
Right click, and go to view image. The image will zoom.
Cool story bro.
lol Shit was SO cash.
Damn, even with the colors and all, it doesn’t make any sense…
I can’t even tell the gender of the people involved … Who’s Britt?
Ok, I have the translation.
Psycho Girl: Hottie! Date tonight?? (post on Guy’s wall).
Jen (friend): lolz you lovebirds make me sick!
Guy: lovebirds? I’ve hardly seen her over the past 3 months! hahaha
Psycho Girl: Oh, thats funny is it? And I guess you lied about loving me too! It’s okay Jen, I guess we both get the point!
Psycho Girl (to Guy again): Your texts (presumably love texts) are the complete opposite to how you are on here (facebook).
Jen (friend): whoah.. just jk.. didn’t mean to start world war 3.
Guy (to Psycho Girl): omg.. for real? I do love you, when did I lie? wtf did that come from?
Psycho Girl: some people need to back off
Guy: What???
Britt (ex girlfriend): haha comical haha
Psycho Girl: (goes psycho at ex-girlfriend’s comment)
Britt (ex girlfriend): (responds to Psycho Girl)
(Psycho Girl and ex-girlfriend Britt continue on uninterrupted till the end)
Thank you SO much. Your explanation has finally allowed me to understand this post. I sat reading it over and over for around thirty minutes not understanding it before I went back to comments looking for something like this. You’re a hero in your own right.
I’m so glad I’m not the only person who did this.
It’s kind of sad that I did it at 3:00 in the morning, though.
REKI HEALS.
I get that this is what they’re talking about, but that leaves the question why the guy would say: I’ve seen Britt only once over the past 3 months. Considering that Britt is obviously the ex-gf (after all, current gf calls another person Britt and it wouldn’t make sense that she addresses herself…).
It’s just a vague and weird story.
Right click the image, click “view image”. You’ll be able to read it. Though following it takes much more patience. Patience I don’t have. At least leave the first names uncensored! Cheese, Louise.
just zoom in your browser people. You All FAIL.
Doesn’t stop it from not being funny.
boooooooooooo
It sucks that the whole name has been censored. I need to compare with their user pic everytime some one said something.
WOMEN BE SNARKIN.
::awaits fistbump::
Wait.. did I miss world war 3?
These people are morons.
Please read my last comment up there ^^ somewhere. I have a link to a copy i have edited to tell who is who. You might need to zoom in on your browser but should be ok.
When exactly was World War III, then?
Slightly edited version of reki’s translation:
Britt: Hottie! Date tonight?? (post on Guy’s wall).
Jen (friend): lolz you lovebirds make me sick!
Guy: lovebirds? I’ve hardly seen her over the past 3 months! hahaha
Britt: Oh, that’s funny is it? And I guess you lied about loving me too! It’s okay Jen, I guess we both get the point!
Britt (to Guy again): Your texts (presumably love texts) are the complete opposite to how you are on here (facebook).
Jen (friend): whoah.. jk.. didn’t mean to start world war 3.
Guy (to Psycho Britt): omg.. for real? I do love you, when did I lie? wtf?
Britt: some people need to back off
Guy: What???
Ex girlfriend: haha comical haha
Ex girlfriend (later deleted comment): Wow Britt you take everything way too far he still loves me too doesn’t mean we hang out and sleep together and doesn’t mean I post on his page saying f*cked up shit you’re f*cked up!
Britt: Excuse me?? Why did you delete that you little **** ****** *******
Ex girlfriend: (responds to Psycho Britt)
(Psycho Britt and ex-girlfriend continue on uninterrupted till the end)
Same as above with an extra “Thank you”.
Actually, that’s not right. Britt is the ex-girlfriend, not the current one. The “Wow Britt…” comment is made by the OP.
Actually, sorry… I’m wrong. I can see that Britt is quoting a deleted comment from ex-girlfriend. Her grammar is just retarded, that’s all.
Oh my God, are you people that naive? ZOOM IN.
Either way, I love how Facebook works.
@reki – it would make sense except that Guy says he has only seen Britt (ex-girlfriend) a few times, so does he introduce the ex into the conversation and why?
Yeah, I can see my mistake. Britt was quoting the ex-girlfriend’s deleted post. Nish got it right above.
yes, these are impossible to follow when all the names are blurred – we need some way to distinguish the characters.
I have created an edited picture with colours which should make it easier to understand.. The link for this is up there^^
Meh. I didn’t get through any more than the first comment or two. Comedy shouldn’t be that much work.
“your comedy.” is there a facebook translator that made this whole script happen?
…Did I miss something?
Seriously, where’s the funny?
This just seems pathetic to me tbh.
Here is the jist of what happened:
The OP asked her ex-boyfriend about his new girlfriend, clearly to start trouble. The second post was by someone outside of the love-triangle; this person accused the OP and her ex-bf of still being “lovebirds”. The ex-boyfriend then entered the discussion and tried to brush it off (“I haven’t seen her in three months”).
However, the OP then alluded to something still going on between them which she wanted the new gf to hear (“That’s not what you’re texts say..”). The new gf then came into it and told the ex-girlfriend off and reminded her that she cheated on the guy after they had been together and that is why they are no longer togerther. At the end, the ex-gf said that they had been through a lot together and only children dwell on the past which is ironic because what she (the ex-gf) is doing is childish because she is trying to start sh!t between her ex-bf and his new-gf.
That is the important part; the ex-gf was trying to come between her ex-bf and his new-gf.
“… I do you love you…”
Yeah, I stopped there.
Even with all these translations, the last bit is still kinda hard to follow. I think you need to know these people to know what’s really going on, and even then it’s not really funny, it’s just sad.
TL;DR