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  1. POOK says:

    Uhhhhhh… CAN’T READ IT.

  2. Kelsey says:

    This would be funnier if you could actually read it.

  3. sad says:

    lyk OMG!! lets b 12 n hav sex n post on fb n fite ova bfs n cheat n lie n b hors.

  4. Fire Breathing Ninja Cricket says:

    This is hard to read and not at all funny.

  5. Spoon Boy says:

    I can’t even follow this.

    Could have at least left the first names uncensored so I could tell who some people were.

    All the same, WTF drama.

  6. swg says:

    TL;DR

    Text is too small.

  7. That Guy says:

    Ok… Am I the only one who thinks that this was beyond crap?

  8. Greg Hall says:

    I must have missed World War III.

  9. shannabeth says:

    Agree, SpoonBoy. I couldn’t follow it at ALL! But still…um…dramaaaaaaaaaa.

  10. 1dkv says:

    This should be on Jersey Shore!

  11. zain says:

    @Greg Hall World War 4 is so intense it skips over WWIII

  12. Simon says:

    Did anyone else think tl;dr?

  13. Just like i said on the last one. Why dn’t people use “you’re” right?
    “your pathetic!”
    “You’re ex.”

    • The Amazing Rando says:

      I agree, Robert. I also wonder why people don’t spell “don’t” right or forget to capitalize “i” when they type. Idiots!

      • Jimmy says:

        because those mistakes are less consequential. The difference between “your” and “you’re” can change the meaning of a sentence.

  14. Silver says:

    holy crap, could the text be any more difficult to read?? I think i get the gist of it, but like spoon boy says, it’s really hard to follow the writers…

  15. this was just wrong and yet so freakin hilarious

  16. Ayingel says:

    no kidding…makes no sense!!

  17. Tara says:

    I can’t read it. It’s too small. I can’t even figure out what’s going on.

  18. flip says:

    unreadable. Fail.

  19. Don says:

    I have no idea what happened in this exchange. Someone used to go out with someone else and…..I give up.

  20. sevenmarie says:

    tldr

  21. CruelGirl says:

    Ok. Soooo, I’m guessing one is the EX girl-friend and the other is the CURRENT girl-friend? I feel lost and would someone please draw me a map.

  22. Jon "the germ" evans says:

    It’s really obvious what is going on in that conversation. Someone poisoned the water hole

  23. Jim Bowen says:

    What the fuck?

  24. Ben Smith says:

    Yeah the names of who is who would have been helpful, it’s hard to understand like this

  25. Grammar Nazi says:

    Agreed with Spoon Boy, very hard to follow.

    Secondly, distinguishing between “your” and “you’re” has just sunken to a lower level than ever.

    “get over you’re ex”
    “your pathetic”

  26. Mindy Ness says:

    This conversation was a coherency fail.

    And this was also a name-censorship fail. Who the hell was saying what? *shakes head*

  27. josh says:

    Why would I take the time to read this. Awful.

  28. Lostprophets Ryan says:

    I have taken the time to work out this confusing convo/arguement. I have colour coded each person. Please follow the link belo0w to see the colour coded easier to understand image.

    http://img211.yfrog.com/i/workedout.jpg/

  29. James says:

    Yeah, they should have left first names since people were referring to others by them… impossible to tell what’s going on.

  30. Our world is a sorry, sorry place if this is what it is coming to.
    Grammar is a wonderful weapon if used correctly; this just made me giggle.

  31. FLO says:

    Maybe i’m an old lady, but those letters are too hard to read! They’re so small! Legibility fail.

  32. Nött'z says:

    I’ve tried to make out who says what by looking at the blur patterns on the pictures but i still don’t get whats going on. There are like four people involved in this mess. Retard post is retarded… >.<

  33. Rob says:

    Sense, that ‘fail’ makes none.

  34. Sire says:

    Why does the ex insist on saying “comedy” instead of “funny?”

  35. OrionFury says:

    Bigger Pic with Names Partially Blurred Please.

  36. Nae says:

    Yeah…I’m lost.

  37. jamisings says:

    This is too blurry to even ready.

  38. Corni says:

    I can’t even read this ;_; what does it saaaaaaay.

  39. BecKa says:

    Right click, and go to view image. The image will zoom.

  40. Thomas says:

    Cool story bro.

  41. Greuh says:

    Damn, even with the colors and all, it doesn’t make any sense…
    I can’t even tell the gender of the people involved … Who’s Britt?

  42. reki says:

    Ok, I have the translation.

    Psycho Girl: Hottie! Date tonight?? (post on Guy’s wall).
    Jen (friend): lolz you lovebirds make me sick!
    Guy: lovebirds? I’ve hardly seen her over the past 3 months! hahaha
    Psycho Girl: Oh, thats funny is it? And I guess you lied about loving me too! It’s okay Jen, I guess we both get the point!
    Psycho Girl (to Guy again): Your texts (presumably love texts) are the complete opposite to how you are on here (facebook).
    Jen (friend): whoah.. just jk.. didn’t mean to start world war 3.
    Guy (to Psycho Girl): omg.. for real? I do love you, when did I lie? wtf did that come from?
    Psycho Girl: some people need to back off
    Guy: What???
    Britt (ex girlfriend): haha comical haha
    Psycho Girl: (goes psycho at ex-girlfriend’s comment)
    Britt (ex girlfriend): (responds to Psycho Girl)

    (Psycho Girl and ex-girlfriend Britt continue on uninterrupted till the end)

    • Sean says:

      Thank you SO much. Your explanation has finally allowed me to understand this post. I sat reading it over and over for around thirty minutes not understanding it before I went back to comments looking for something like this. You’re a hero in your own right.

      • abasslinelow says:

        I’m so glad I’m not the only person who did this.

        It’s kind of sad that I did it at 3:00 in the morning, though.

    • MwHatten says:

      REKI HEALS.

    • Myrn says:

      I get that this is what they’re talking about, but that leaves the question why the guy would say: I’ve seen Britt only once over the past 3 months. Considering that Britt is obviously the ex-gf (after all, current gf calls another person Britt and it wouldn’t make sense that she addresses herself…).

      It’s just a vague and weird story.

  43. Sarah says:

    Right click the image, click “view image”. You’ll be able to read it. Though following it takes much more patience. Patience I don’t have. At least leave the first names uncensored! Cheese, Louise.

  44. Dro says:

    just zoom in your browser people. You All FAIL.

  45. Steve says:

    boooooooooooo

  46. Jinggle says:

    It sucks that the whole name has been censored. I need to compare with their user pic everytime some one said something.

  47. Dr. Steve Brule says:

    WOMEN BE SNARKIN.

    ::awaits fistbump::

  48. whatnot says:

    Wait.. did I miss world war 3?

    These people are morons.

  49. Lostprophets Ryan says:

    Please read my last comment up there ^^ somewhere. I have a link to a copy i have edited to tell who is who. You might need to zoom in on your browser but should be ok.

  50. Mirko says:

    When exactly was World War III, then?

  51. Nish says:

    Slightly edited version of reki’s translation:

    Britt: Hottie! Date tonight?? (post on Guy’s wall).
    Jen (friend): lolz you lovebirds make me sick!
    Guy: lovebirds? I’ve hardly seen her over the past 3 months! hahaha
    Britt: Oh, that’s funny is it? And I guess you lied about loving me too! It’s okay Jen, I guess we both get the point!
    Britt (to Guy again): Your texts (presumably love texts) are the complete opposite to how you are on here (facebook).
    Jen (friend): whoah.. jk.. didn’t mean to start world war 3.
    Guy (to Psycho Britt): omg.. for real? I do love you, when did I lie? wtf?
    Britt: some people need to back off
    Guy: What???
    Ex girlfriend: haha comical haha
    Ex girlfriend (later deleted comment): Wow Britt you take everything way too far he still loves me too doesn’t mean we hang out and sleep together and doesn’t mean I post on his page saying f*cked up shit you’re f*cked up!
    Britt: Excuse me?? Why did you delete that you little **** ****** *******
    Ex girlfriend: (responds to Psycho Britt)

    (Psycho Britt and ex-girlfriend continue on uninterrupted till the end)

  52. Miu says:

    Oh my God, are you people that naive? ZOOM IN.

    Either way, I love how Facebook works.

  53. Paulina says:

    @reki – it would make sense except that Guy says he has only seen Britt (ex-girlfriend) a few times, so does he introduce the ex into the conversation and why?

  54. angie says:

    yes, these are impossible to follow when all the names are blurred – we need some way to distinguish the characters.

    • Lostprophets Ryan says:

      I have created an edited picture with colours which should make it easier to understand.. The link for this is up there^^

  55. TGB says:

    Meh. I didn’t get through any more than the first comment or two. Comedy shouldn’t be that much work.

  56. jeremy says:

    “your comedy.” is there a facebook translator that made this whole script happen?

  57. VelvetKevorkian says:

    …Did I miss something?

    Seriously, where’s the funny?

    This just seems pathetic to me tbh.

  58. Jeremy says:

    Here is the jist of what happened:
    The OP asked her ex-boyfriend about his new girlfriend, clearly to start trouble. The second post was by someone outside of the love-triangle; this person accused the OP and her ex-bf of still being “lovebirds”. The ex-boyfriend then entered the discussion and tried to brush it off (“I haven’t seen her in three months”).

    However, the OP then alluded to something still going on between them which she wanted the new gf to hear (“That’s not what you’re texts say..”). The new gf then came into it and told the ex-girlfriend off and reminded her that she cheated on the guy after they had been together and that is why they are no longer togerther. At the end, the ex-gf said that they had been through a lot together and only children dwell on the past which is ironic because what she (the ex-gf) is doing is childish because she is trying to start sh!t between her ex-bf and his new-gf.

    That is the important part; the ex-gf was trying to come between her ex-bf and his new-gf.

  59. Steak Balls says:

    “… I do you love you…”

    Yeah, I stopped there.

  60. StarWarsFangirl says:

    Even with all these translations, the last bit is still kinda hard to follow. I think you need to know these people to know what’s really going on, and even then it’s not really funny, it’s just sad.


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