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At least he wrote you a poem, that’s more than some get.

Funny Facebook Fails

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  1. Joe says:

    Fascinating.

  2. emily says:

    HAHAHAH WIN :)

  3. Kevin Wells says:

    I am the real Kevin Wells!

  4. chocomuffin says:

    hahahaha, brilliant poem.

  5. That’s pretty whorish! :/

  6. Mattman says:

    Yeah Whorebook fail, Guy or girl….

  7. jim says:

    there’s certain comedy to be found when some one posts a statment like this accidently and then scrambles in vein to retract it while all their friends comment. but thats why it’s funny. so some one write a smutty comment and gets a smutty comment back, thats just exhibitionism. certainly not a fail. and definitly not funny

    • weirdmammajamma says:

      Yeah it’s not healthy to scramble around inside other peoples’ veins, especially without protection.

  8. Steve says:

    Superbad WIN! :)

  9. D Will says:

    instead of “Ill give you my meat”, i would’ve put “Swallow the skeet”.

  10. Feilen says:

    He’s talking about someone named RICHARD. I hope.

  11. Trev says:

    Someone probably changed his status when he wasnt looking. We do it at school all the time

  12. Nicole says:

    What a way with words


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