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The first rule of Manscaping is: ALWAYS read the warning label.

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  1. CruelGirl says:

    ROFLMMFAO! This is awesome. There are directions on the Veet bottle that says “do not exceed x amount of minutes” for a reason. THAT SHIT BURNS! So does Nair. Read your labels next time, dude.

  2. lolprofessor says:

    Dumb shit… the directions clearly state that its not to be used down there. Plus, when it started burning, why didn’t he rinse it off? He prolly sat there for the full six minutes toughing it out like a retard. This guy deserves a Darwin Award. As for the dong being broken – I hope so… one less moron in the gene pool.

  3. Koist says:

    More to the point, it clearly states (at least on the packs I have) NOT to use on genital area…

  4. what is veet any way? why in the world was he putting it on such sensitive areas?

  5. Brittany says:

    I don’t use it but once I read a nair bottle and I’m sure it said not to use on private parts or something along the lines of sensitive areas. Not entirely sure though

  6. liz says:

    it’s for hair removal. it’s says on the box/tube not to use it there, fool

  7. Mayjay says:

    Veet is a kind of wax that women use to remove their leg hair. It’s written in big words in the box for you to NEVER use it on your genitals

  8. Lilly says:

    Its true, it clearly says “Designed for use on legs, arms, underarms & bikini line, but not suitable for use on the face, head, breast, perianal or genital areas.”

  9. Gail Gurman says:

    It was for a good cause?!

  10. Allen says:

    This is totally a rip off of Rodney Carington.

  11. Jeez, man. If you’re gonna use it there, use the stuff that SAYS it’s for “bikini line” maintenance.

  12. Crucialdude says:

    He said “I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL FOR NOT WARNING ME”. How was everyone supposed to know that he was going to put that on his balls?

  13. He gets an A for effort. But his parents get a big F for Fucktard Inbreds! . . . Stupid people should not breed.

  14. Arielle W says:

    what a tard. it says right on the bottle AND the package not to put it on your balls. it even says do a test spot first.
    thank god he broke himself. can you imagine him having kids??

  15. Benji says:

    Oh dear god.

    That’s really not necessary. It’s a small area. Shave it. Using hair removal cream doesn’t get better results, anyway. It grows back the same, just without ingrowns (here’s a tip, shave with the hair). At least, it did last time I tried it. I don’t use that shit anymore.

  16. crikey says:

    I think it’s safe to say he’s pretty much boned for life

  17. rachel says:

    Man, if you’re going to be that lazy and NOT shave or wax, at least buy the stuff that’s made for those sensitive areas. All you have to do is go to your local Sally Beauty (or similar) and buy some. Wow that’s some effed up sh!t though; what kind of guy reads directions anyway?

    • slupine says:

      Actually supposedly now they’re starting to think waxing down there does quite a bit of damage, so shaving or shelling out for permanent laser removal would have been his best bet.

      Not that I can imagine trying to shave those…..

      But dude, even on your legs that stuff BURNS. I threw it all out after trying it the first time.

  18. nothx says:

    I bet his junk looked like a chew up Nerf ball

  19. eddy_h says:

    Wow … this stuff could do with being on #LFMF… cuz.. y’know.. i’ve considered trying that before, for ease of maintenance purposes. These warnings could be important.

    If for no other reason so you don’t end up buying the stuff without seeing the warnings, then taking it out of the package, THEN seeing all the stuff it says. I’m not sure they’d let you get a refund…

  20. Holy says:

    LOL!!! Dumbass xD it will burn on your legs too of you leave it for too long, but on your pubic area you can’t leave it for more than a minute, read the damn label on the product! LOL LOL LOL idiots like you should have their dong broken, so they can’t procreate and put bad genes in the human gene pool lol

  21. jinxed says:

    Man, that *guy with green censor* sure is funny.

  22. aphexZero says:

    “It was for a good cause!!”
    Yep, for a Darwin-Award that is.

  23. Someguy says:

    I used it on my pelvic area without issue. Don’t think I’d put it on the walnuts though.

  24. Snark says:

    . . .
    A) he must have had a hairy shaft?
    B) he must be scared of trimmers?
    C) he must have been in a big hurry, to not read the label?
    D) he must have been doing this in Death Valley without water to rinse?
    E) his friends are cruel enough to STILL WANT VIDEO?

    Mr. Yellow-censor should try to get himself into the Darwins too.

  25. Angel. says:

    Ummmmm. If they were illiterate they wouldn’t be able to read “boner” anyway so…. FAIL

  26. Satine says:

    Where is this video?

  27. BTLSLZFAN says:

    haha “now my dong is broken” – - Perfect.

  28. Jerry says:

    It looks like he *puts on glasses* has some trouble in paradise.

    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  29. Anyone notice how his profile picture kinda look like a penis?


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