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lol, I love how she’s working this for all it’s worth!
This one time at band camp…
Damn you! That is the first thing I thought of and now I have nothing…
bravo!! tho I heard some real ones from my last ex… hahaaa
fun times
WIN.
HAHAHAHA ONLY A MUSICIAN WOULD GET THAT! and the band camp jokes wear thin!
Yes, clearly only people with a masterful knowledge of music from years of practice and study would be able to realize that “trombone” can be shortened to “bone”.
Oh, and five-year-olds.
Meh, in high school we wanted to make a section shirt with Papa Smurf but call it Papa Boner. This didn’t fly to well when the directors caught wind of it, so it became Papa Bones.
No rusty trombone comments?
he he he,…
ho ho ho…
And a couple of tra-la-las!
Did she die?
Win. For pep band. And band: I practiced my fingering and tounging for an hour today. The sousas and boner have big horn, the trumpets have little horns.
(song titles)
“Hey baby,” “Louie Louie,” “Gimmie some Lovin,” “Hang on Sloopy,” “Hold on I’m Coming”
In proper band language that would be: Hey Louie, Gimmie some lovin, Hang on (insert Crazy Train) HOLD ON I’M COMING!!!!!
Everyone loves a good tromboner
Yeah I wasn’t able to do this in school, I don’t think you can make a sexual innuendo about violins. Damn.
What about the clarinet? Today I blew for 2 hours? Yes? No? Maybe not…
What about… cradling your wood? Maybe?
well you DO have to practice fingering for hours at a time to get good at it =)
I played clarinet and we called them Black Woodies. I can’t tell you how often we said “Stop tonguing your black woodie so hard” or “You need to finger your black woodie faster”.
This is the only thing there is to regret about picking chorus: we can’t say stuff like that.
Not true. Try “Open your mouth and relax your jaw”
I hope she used a lot of lube before she started…boning for two hours can be hard on the wrist if not properly oiled.
This is why I’m glad I’m a trombone player.
Win.
Epic innuendo
Too bad she submitted this herself.
This totally gave me a ‘boner… I’m gonna go suck on some wood before I blow my horn.
why didnt you just fuck?
Tromboners! Band geeks for the win
Trombone girls.(:
<3 We always give the best boners.
This makes me sad that i play the sax. All the dirty jokes about it are lame.
Mind telling me what a boner is? I thought it was an erction…
Thats the point. Look up “innuendo” in the dictionary and you’ll get it
(Won’t be funny after though) >_>
I swear, in every band I’ve met/heard of, the trombones were the most awesome group of people.