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  1. Xilver says:

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

  2. Theman says:

    which one?

  3. Kevin says:

    Why would anyone confess to having slept with her, if shes pregnant then fuck that shit.

  4. Daryl McLean says:

    His name is chuck norris. He power spawns babies. So many babies. 400 Babies.

  5. Bob says:

    she definitely isn’t ready to be a mother… a good one atleast

    • Alex says:

      She’s abort it, no doubt. She needs the guy’s name so that he helps her pay for the abortion, surely not to tell him that they’re gonna be a happy family.

  6. Hey now, being a skank doesn’t automatically make you a bad mother! lol

  7. Feck says:

    I hate you… so much…

  8. forge says:

    That’s my kinda girl right there. Except y’know, I’m with that kinda girl I got like, a frickin’ case of condoms with me.

  9. J-Dude 1 says:

    OH CRAP SHE FOUND ME!

  10. Newms34 says:

    I believe his name was Seth Rogen?

  11. Ivan says:

    I wouldnt be surprised if i got a call from some one nighter telling me there pregnant

  12. Archaicorder says:

    Yes i do believe I remember his name. It was Billy. billy bob bo jenkins

  13. schwetty.bollz says:

    wow -.-

  14. Me says:

    Why do people have to say “sleep with” when they mean “having sex with a complete stranger”?

    I would have thought if you don’t mind sharing all that intimacy with a stranger you would not be traumatized by the words “intercourse” and “sex” either. Guess I was wrong…

  15. Lolrus says:

    This is why you should set your face book to private… If you’re going to be dumb enough to blast this on the internet at least restrict it to your friends.

    BTW the Chuck Norris comment rocks.

    I have a hard time feeling bad for someone who doesn’t bother to get the person’s name that they sleep with let alone bother with birth control. I hope for the future of our society that this chick gets an abortion or adopts the kid out. Oh, and visit planned parenthood and get some damn birth control. We don’t need more people like this chick in the world.

  16. Kristin says:

    Some of the people in these comments should’ve been swallowed. Marduk almighty…

  17. HurrDurr says:

    Another typical woman.

  18. marlskij says:

    it was me and you were shit in bed you tramp + you cant be pregnant cos i fked you up the ass!

  19. hmm id love to see more of this subject ahaha

  20. Mike says:

    “Uhh, hey. This is Tiger…..”

  21. Geek Tv says:

    Please don’t breed

  22. tooka says:

    I think there should be more women like this in the world. There would be less anger in the world.

  23. greenknight says:

    There are several good responses to that message:

    1.) “Which one? There were lot’s of guys judging from the video.”

    2.) “Before or after you passed out?”

    3.) “You don’t even remember your own brother’s name?!?”

    Who thinks they can top those? *grins*


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