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haha.. nice.
The Daily Mail said that childless people are more prone to cancer. They also said that pepole who have children are moe likelyto get it.
Quite frankly, I don’t take them seriously.
Just being born, raises the chances of getting cancer significantly.
just breathing air also does.
Next thing you know, there will be a warning saying “Oral sex has been found in the state of California to cause throat cancer.”
Shit. I got HPV :S
Ha ha.
And this is why the HPV vaccine is important.
The Daily Mail thinks everything gives you cancer. I saw a group on Facebook that listed every single thing they have said causes cancer. It also included a list of things that according to the Mail both cause AND prevent cancer.
Sigh.
Somebody misunderstood what “smoking a fag can give you cancer” meant.
Zing!
Hahahaaaaaa! Good one!
Wunderbar!
This is why you get the HPV vaccine, lol.
The Daily Mail thinks anything can give you cancer. There’s a few blogs out there detailing every single article they’ve run on the subject.
The Daily Mail will give you cancer.
Oxygen is what gives you cancer. That’s all.
Actually, certain types of cancer are anaerobic – so oxygen actually kills it.
Is that for those performing oral sex on men and women? If it’s just on men, can’t you spit? It’s not that hard.
You’re kinda dumb. Swallowing or spitting won’t save you from an infection. HPV, HIV and others infect you from getting into cuts in your mouth, which you can make every time you brush.
Holy crap, get a sense of humor already.
Sex doesn’t infect people, doing it with the wrong person infects people.
this just reminds me of the joke: I remember when skydiving was dangerous and sex was safe …
Did anyone ever hear Dr. Cameron’s quote on sex being dangerous? Here. I’ll post it to jog your memory…
“Sex… could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you’re lifting three times your body weight. It’s violent, it’s ugly, and it’s messy, and if God hadn’t made it unbelievably fun… the human race would have died out eons ago.”
SPAWN TILL YOU DIE!!!!!
SCIENCE RUINS EVERYTHING!
The trick to not getting cancer ever is to die. Now. Before your body’s mechanisms for clearing out cancerous cells finally misses one. (Hurry, you might be too late already!)
Remember: each time a cell divides your odds of cancer will be increased!
GAURDASIL. It’s now approved for dudes.
So what,we have to wear condoms on our heads when we kiss now?!
aaaaw fuuuuck….