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Touching or touching *winkwink* ?

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  1. Alex Dixon says:

    I’m going to find this group and join it now…

  2. rachel says:

    Actually this isn’t that surprising, considering that you would have to touch it to clean it.

  3. Blesh says:

    1st, maybe

  4. Kat says:

    Well. I suppose they have to when they pee.

  5. Aoife says:

    Unless a guy has a huge bladder and/or wears diapers, there’s no way he CAN go a whole day with out touching his penis.

  6. Well most guys pee standing up, and I’m sure most guys pee everyday… so touching your willy everyday isn’t a big deal.

  7. Kara says:

    Also, let’s hope they all shower, too, and wash that thing.

  8. dks says:

    And if you have gone the entire day without touching it, you haven’t washed it either. Ewww.

  9. Doneyman71 says:

    Lol, kinda need to touch our penises to fucking pee.

  10. dks, that’s exactly what I was thinking! I would hope every guy WASHES himself!!!

  11. Matthew says:

    What about a group called “Never gone 2 hours without touching my penis?”

  12. G. James says:

    How about “never gone a full day without something touching my penis”?

  13. jzimbert says:

    1) It’s possible to go a whole day without showering.
    2) If you’re naked, it’s pretty easy to pee without using your hands.

  14. wagonlover says:

    yeah. does anyone know?

  15. Zerana says:

    Don’t you kind of have to if you’re out somewhere and you want to pee?

  16. slythwolf says:

    Every male human being goes many full days without touching his penis. When you were a very young infant, you did not yet realize you controlled your hands.

  17. Dfrtbx says:

    The black censor thingy over the initial post kinda looks like a penis.

    yhup.

  18. CoreyB says:

    … with Edward Scissorhands the only exception XD

  19. tahrey says:

    i might have managed this once after sleeping through to 5pm whilst exhausted and not quite rehydrating enough to need to take a leak… and not undressing at all because it was a scuzzy student period in a very cold house

    … maybe

  20. F.U. Limited says:

    All time favorite group right there XD

  21. Jiko Hitasura says:

    My immediate response to “what guy has?” was “one in a coma” XD

  22. Slartibartfast says:

    Neither have I since I was potty trained. I shower every day too.


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