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  1. The DRM says:

    But why??

    • Jason Moore says:

      What do you mean why? Haven’t you ever purchase anything from a Best Buy?

    • jamisings says:

      Not that I would do this, but I’d say their lousy customer service would be one good reason. I’ve known people who worked for BB and they admit that they’re trained to treat everyone – from infants to 100+ year old great-grandmas – as shop lifters. They’re mean, they never offer help, they play gangsta rap in the car radio section while standing around talking stereotypical white yuppie talk. It’s a terrible store.
      Which is why I shop at Frys.

      • Dave says:

        “Don’t you just love this song by NWA, Chad?”
        “I most certainly do, bro-seph.”

      • I work for Best Buy, and no, we’re not trained to treat EVERYONE as potential shoplifters, we’re trained to keep an eye on people and protect the inventory. And anyway, would you prefer we only kept an eye on younger people or black people or something? That’s called discrimination. And I can only speak for myself, but I offer help. The problem *usually* is too many customers, not enough employees. Though, even I have trouble getting help when I’m there to shop, and I work there, so I can understand that.

        • Yeah, actually, my customer service at Best Buy has always been great. I’ve got a friend who spends thousands of dollars there a year and hers isn’t always even good (there was this one jerk who actually stood there and argued that something wasn’t in stock, when the computer says it was, because he was looking for the WRONG THING–no, he didn’t apologize, he came out and said, “This is all we have” and my friend and the clerk said–that’s what you were supposed to be looking for… he just shrugged and walked off). But the employees are always really nice to me, if not always available (or talking to me when I don’t want to be noticed–agoraphobia here–and not getting the idea that I don’t want to be talked to by a stranger, whether they work there or not… but that happens anywhere with friendly customer service–I must perpetually look lost or something) and my kids.

        • Kevin Wells says:

          if you work at best buy and you’re defending it, you’re brainwashed. the end.

        • jamisings says:

          Then you don’t work at the BB in my town, which is usually half dead and help outnumbers the customers 3 to 1, yet there’s never any help when you need it. And I repeat, people I have known who did work for BB ADMITTED that they were TRAINED to treat everyone like crap! You ask for help and you get treated like you’re trying to steal a plasma tv under your t-shirt.
          Your’s might be different, but the one where I live SUCKS.

  2. snipersolis says:

    wha?? why put this on their page? this made me laugh

  3. sick kent says:

    gross. i think you are supposed to leave deuce, not take them. guy is mixed up

  4. emily says:

    um… what’s an upper decker?

  5. midniteslayr says:

    This is pure win. Plain and simple!

  6. CMC says:

    What’s the point? You know the person that has to clean it up is some underpaid cleaner. You think CEO’s or even the salespeople have to clean the toilets? They don’t give a sh*t where you sh*t – pun intended.

  7. your inner self says:

    WAIT!!! This toilet is only on display!!!

  8. Gigi says:

    Upper decker, LOL!

  9. Savanna says:

    HAHA WIN.

  10. Nött'z says:

    Hahahaha… HAHAHAHAHAHA… Haha… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!… Hahaha!

  11. ObiWattKenobi says:

    It’s people like this that make me hate my job.

  12. TheEyeInTheSky says:

    I’ve had nothing but bad experiences at BB. I bought a flat-screen TV, it stopped working after 2 months. I didn’t buy the store’s warranty, so I contacted the makers and asked how I could get it exchanged. I was told that this particular company has an arragement with BB and that I can just return the TV to the store and they’ll exchange it for me. I go to the store, argue with the clerk for 10 minutes and as I leave, she tells me “Next time you should get the warranty” in a too-sweet voice.

    I call the makers back and the dude says he’s used to dealing with BB employees who don’t know their own store policies. He typed out the whole story on my customer profile and told me to go back and if they give me flack, have BB call them and they’ll fix it for me. Now, back to BB but the twat who had served me was gone. Her replacement tells me the same bs but I’m ready for it. So she calls her manager and explains it over the phone. He calls the maker and then I realize that the dude behind the little cubicle wall directly behind the clerk is the guy making the call, as I hear him say “Sorry, can you repeat that policy number please?” He types and clicks away and wouldn’t you know it, 5 minutes later I’m given a store credit to go pick out a new TV.

    Absolutely BRILLIANT.

  13. Shannon says:

    Man I don’t know which BB any of you work at or shop at, but the BB I work at trains us to ask customers if they need help if they are less then 10 ft away from us. The problem is that most customers don’t even know what it is they are looking for and so we’re stuck spending an hour+ helping said customer(s) how to work a DVD player or hook up their computer and all the other customers are left hanging because now there’s no employees left to help them out!

  14. OMG says:

    At least they know who did it now so they can press charges.

  15. KS says:

    They should rename it “Worst Buy”. I can’t say anything about the brands of products they sell because most electronics retailers sell the same product. However, when the customer service sucks, employees are rude, they really don’t give a damn, the employees are “product illiterate”, or there is noone around to help, plus their prices are outrageous high. The only reason I bought my TV there is because I had a gift card. Other than that, it would have been purchased elsewhere. What is really sad is I went there once and asked the sales idiot a question about the connections on the back of the set and the only response I got was the “deer in the headlights” look. As far as those extended warranties-stupid and waste of money. Manufacturer warranties will suffice. If a company has to offer an “extended warranty” on a product, they must not back up the products they sell as quality.

    I also do agree with Jamising’s comment about the choice of crappy music in those stores and blasting all the TV’s and stereo’s in the store is a bit over the top.

  16. Lolover says:

    Anyone notice their slogan, Buyer be happy? “Buy or be happy?”


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