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  1. nicholaii says:

    LOL a slut and she can’t read. Woo! Let’s hope she ISN’t pregnant. No need to pass those genes on.

  2. Mr.Dude says:

    what an EPIC FAIL!

  3. Mr. J says:

    L to the OL XD

  4. lamodeve says:

    ….are you sure….////???????????[[[]]]]]]]]

  5. KK says:

    O..M..G.

    This dingbat didn’t bother to make sure the dude WAS using a condom? That’s beyond ignorant. I won’t call her a slut but I will say she isn’t too bright. I hope she isn’t pregnant. We have enough idiots as it is.

  6. JSims says:

    She must have to visit the STD clinic quite often if she doesn’t bother to check that the man is wearing a condom BEFORE having sex.

  7. lameo says:

    She never specifically says “condom.”

  8. 123 says:

    But it is obvious…

  9. eff says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA tangina.

  10. Quick… Get her tubes tied BEFORE she BREEDS!!!

  11. the worst thing is she doenst know if the guy used a condomn or not

  12. Faded says:

    There’s a handful of other things she could have been talking about besides condoms. She never specifically says “condom”. It could have even been related to food, or even something as silly as “Joey” using…blank DVDs, or something like that. I’ve seen people behave that urgent over that sort of thing (especially these days!)

    However, I will still hope, just in case, she isn’t pregnant.

  13. i hate sherlock says:

    can u jus let me believe shes talkin bout condoms thx

  14. Kelsey says:

    A. Because half the people out there today think “it won’t happen to me”
    B. She probably wouldn’t talk to him face to face because everyone uses facebook these days..for everything
    C.Not everyone uses pills
    D.Would say you say “I’m not Joey” if you were being talked to about something like that
    E. Just because you don’t start your chats with other people’s names doesn’t mean everyone else doesn’t either

    Just saying

  15. Seriously? She can’t pay enough attention to see whether or not a guy was using a condom! Obviously she can’t pay enough attention to actually read someone’s NAME!!!

  16. LocaLoba says:

    This is sad on so many levels.

  17. Chris says:

    How the fuck can you NOT tell if he’s using one? He’s either a) really small or b) she’s so loose it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

  18. nikki says:

    How can you not know if a guy is wearing a condom or not? Are you serious?
    Ever heard of a little thing called communication?

  19. pssvr says:

    For all the people wondering, “How could she not know if he was wearing a condom?”: She was probably just drunk. She woke up the next morning after he was already gone and could only vaguely remember what happened.

    • TheyCallMeTomu says:

      And that, ladies, is why you don’t get drunk and let a man have his way with you.

      Unless he’s a nerd, cause they’re all really smart, and therefore the babies you’ll develop will be geniuses that you can sell into the black market. PROFIT!

  20. TheyCallMeTomu says:

    I start my conversations by screaming “NAME!” and then badgering the person endlessly.

    But I agree, this does feel fishy. HMMMMMMMMM…

  21. Steve says:

    And what about the got drunk at a party, lights where out and it just happend with her boyfriend? And she cant remember if he put it on or not .. ?

    Still stupid but def a possibility

  22. i almost sh*t myself.
    guess all that seemen made her blind too

  23. Rob says:

    for everything else, there’s mastercard :)

  24. adsdasdas says:

    Dude, that was clearly edited. Otherwise the words would be going the other way. The newer responses would be at the top.. not the bottom.

  25. Sabina says:

    lol I got so much shit for people thinking this was me.

  26. Gold Steve says:

    I really can’t believe it. I hope Rooney is ok for the world cup!


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