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Please don’t tell me you toasted those poor dogs too.


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  1. First? says:

    First? or 14th?

  2. Juniper Jupiter says:

    Heh.

    My sister (who had Autism) would always buy a hot dog at the QuikTrips whenever we traveled, but was rather insistent on putting ketchup and mustard despite the fact she could be the slightly messy eater. One day I was impatient with her and when we got in the car, I said, “Just be sure to lick that shit off of your dog before you eat it!” without realizing the context of my message. My little sister did and her face kinda screwed up in an “ewww…gross” way and then she started laughing. “Do you realize what you just said!?” she asked. I actually had to run that sentence in my head three times before she repeated it with a fit of giggles. That got me out of my bad mood.

    Hand, I miss her.

  3. Stella says:

    LOLWUT THAT’S ME :D

  4. meals says:

    Eww, cheese! XD

  5. ethan says:

    so…. are ya chanese or jaapanese???

    i spelledhow it sounds on king of the hill i know i spelled it wrong!

  6. EminemLover says:

    You’ve got to love Johnathan’s response.

  7. Timmy Weaver says:

    I could go for some hot dogs right about now….

  8. Kylie says:

    omfg thats me.. i said “i have two beagles…..”

  9. Toucan says:

    The other option was ‘shit on toast’ but he didn’t like bread…

  10. smd says:

    I am sorely tempted to make some racist joke here…


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