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  1. Jman228 says:

    That’s just…eww…

  2. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says:

    Oh Snap

  3. supox says:

    what an ass…

  4. Blurgle says:

    I can’t figure out what the “snap” is about this. Sure it could be some emo kid, but it seems more likely that he’s talking about a family member who’s dying. Apparently it’s effeminate to empathize with someone else’s pain?

    • konkonsn says:

      Apparently is feminine to feel pain. Or be emo. Not sure which I’m taking more offense to, but yeah, this isn’t funny, it’s stupid and sexist.

  5. nuodaispalis says:

    tell me the ‘no picture’ icon is blurred..?

  6. dks says:

    Sounds like a Hank Moody quote

  7. dusttyler30 says:

    Ha! this is funny. I agree with it to. Like, half the status updates of my friends are something vague, whiny, and hardly ever important.

  8. Kalyn Owen says:

    Now that is just FUNNY.

  9. Tom says:

    Dan’s a prick. In a world full of pricks, he has to do something to stand out. Being the worst prick he possibly can equates in his tiny little mind with being the best prick he possibly can. But at the end of the day Dannny… you’re still just a prick.

  10. Bob says:

    Uproarious. Some real pussies post comments on here.

  11. Rawr says:

    I found this to be quite hilarious. I guess I’m just a horrible person :D

  12. getsome says:

    Great quote, very funny. The rest of you are a bunch of whiney A-holes. Dan is not the A-hole.

  13. Krystal says:

    I have to admit that if one of my friend’s status was like that (and didn’t involve someone dying), I would say the same thing.

  14. abasslinelow says:

    I know, right? It’s absolutely hilarious!

  15. lolboy says:

    What was the point of blurring the default facebook profile pic?


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