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  1. Traverse says:

    She’s right. He’s not British.

  2. Bob Saget says:

    Eh, this is kinda lame.

  3. The Todd says:

    Yet another child left behind.

  4. conner says:

    That doesn’t look like a confederate flag either, unless there’s something really weird going on with the perspective.

  5. Heather says:

    Haha, British vs. Confederate. Rock on, Kaitlyn.

  6. Katlin says:

    maybe you’ve had to much vodka

    not all katlin’s are stupid. js.

  7. T says:

    Don’t forget the Russian/eastern European “Vodka” caption on the photo.

  8. Tom says:

    Heather I think the fail is because Kaitlyn believes that Vodka is a british drink.

    • gdfhgjrt says:

      i think you fail for missing the joke.
      confederate flag + vodka
      she was stating the obvious
      sorta like if there was a fluffy alligator on the road and she looked at it and said “that isn’t an elephant”

  9. juanita says:

    long live the confederacy lol

  10. Gemma says:

    Maybe he’s Southern British? LOL!

  11. Meltingpine says:

    Is there something I’m missing here? Confederate flag, mmmm vodka, you’re not british? whee’s the fail? wheres the funny? Just an amalgam of jibberish.

  12. guess capshun duznt matter
    she thinks its british flag — that’s all, and finds it funny that a non-british d00d has a british flag on his wall
    phail lady, bet she’s a blonde ;)

  13. Mac says:

    This was obviously done on purpose. She made the stupid post then took a screen shot less than a minute after posting it.

  14. buster says:

    what kind of racist is that kid

  15. Kath says:

    What flag is it in the background? *Is actually British* :D

    • rshudson82 says:

      It’s the battle standard for the army of the Confederate States of America.

    • Alice says:

      The Confederate flag. The Southern rebels used it in the American Civil War, I think?

      • William says:

        Indeed they did. However the form is the cross of St Andrew, the saltire, the flag of Scotland, although theirs is a white on blue blackground. Any Southerner would recognize that as the Battle Flag of the Confederate States however I imagine an uninformed person (most likely a yankee or someone that’s gone through the US education system…) could in a flash perhaps mistake the blue white and red for the Union flag.

        When you consider the history of these United States, the Scottish were throughout the South in many cases and the English stayed to the north.

  16. Charles says:

    This is a little confusing, I assumed he was British and happened to have a confederate flag on his wall.

    Its seen occasionally in the UK, normally in truck cabs, but sometimes because its seen as anti-american, and due to its association with white supremacy, people would be told “you are not British” as a way of telling them off.

  17. timidobserver says:

    both connotations of a Yankee

  18. gusan says:

    not surprised that an idiot posing behind such a piece of shit flag has friends that fucking stupid.

  19. will says:

    wait…i’m british…but i don’t like vodka… should i be scared?

    • Audrey says:

      That’s not why she’s saying he’s not British… she said it because she mistook the Confederate battle flag for a Union Jack.

      Y’know, red white and blue, with vaguely X-shaped lines? Must be the same thing…

  20. Taylor Sorrel says:

    Am I the only one who finds this picture disturbingly reminiscent of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold? (Eric’s nickname was REB, short for Rebel, based off Columbine’s school mascot: a Confederate soldier; Dylan’s nickname was VoDKa.)

  21. Carly Renee says:

    I think that’s my cousin…

  22. Aaron Gasparetti says:

    hmmmm kinda makes me wanna think he doesnt like blacks

  23. happy pants says:

    aaron…..facepalm

  24. Em... says:

    Oh dear Lord. Personally, I don’t care if there IS a Saltire on the Confederate flag, it looks nothing like the Union Jack.

    And, you do occasionally see them in the UK. There’s one in someone’s window in my town. My town in Scotland.

  25. luni says:

    are you all retarted? she was mistaking the confederate flag of the south with the union jack of britain!


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