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I’m on Team Golden Retriever for this one.


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  1. jeff says:

    please be real

  2. starling says:

    Kudos to Derek. Perfect revenge!

  3. Jinggle says:

    People always tend to post their status and then said “OMG, I don’t mean to post this! How should I delete it?!” shit.

    Learn better spelling and grammer, human. I’m on team golden retriever. :D

  4. Based on name & pronunciation alone I dislike her, but WTF DX

  5. Tom says:

    FAKE
    …..
    ….
    and gay

  6. Me :D says:

    Facebook is so random sometimes…

  7. jojojojo says:

    PBJ sounds awesome. I wish he was my pet

  8. Mr. Wolf says:

    That’s one pissed off golden retriever.

  9. Vansify says:

    this one just look fake

  10. timbooo1 says:

    Damn, He says learn how to spell facebook but he TYPES the word (Like) wrong OMG OWNED XDD

  11. retard says:

    LOL Vansify, ofc its fucking fake! Do you really think a dog could have facebook?! retard

  12. PBJ says:

    You fucking retard human think us dogs can’t have facebook? Youre name fits youre brain, retard!

  13. yourmotherfucker says:

    hilarious i like how the dog has his photo up and shit lol

  14. Ash says:

    this one is totally dumb, either make it fake, or make it real. don’t try to mix the two.

  15. Andrew says:

    DOGS CAN GO ON THE COMPUTER NOW? IT’S THE APOCALYPSE! OH SHI-*blows up*

  16. Chris says:

    I’m also on team PBJ.

  17. Fred says:

    I was liking this until the post from the dog…I’m BORED with the pretend and fake ones.

  18. Kit says:

    Could definitely be real, I’m friends with a few pets on Facebook. Strange, but true.

  19. Rebecca says:

    lmfao @ the thought of a dog saying “DEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR”… HAHA!! how demeaning. I don’t think it matters that it’s not real, it’s hilarious because it’s so ridiculous. thumbs upppp :]

  20. Triseult says:

    The fakes on this website really drag down my enjoyment of it.

    And I’m not talking about the fact she has befriended a dog without her knowledge… I’m talking about the dozens of status updates that say ‘OMG how do I delete this?’ That’s usually the tip-off that this is a huge fake.

  21. trickster says:

    HeLL yae GUUuuuRRrRrrRrlL

  22. jinxed says:

    PBJ owned everybody here. Go Team Golden Retriever!

  23. Fido says:

    You tell ‘em, PBJ! My owner is driving my nuts… is it too much to give a dog a hot dog every once in a while?

  24. Anonymous says:

    My dog has a facebook too. Odd.

  25. Marie says:

    1. Not sure why people keep goin’ “oops, how do i delete this, or can’t delete it” cause you can delete your status… done it plenty of times…. morons…
    2. The real funny part of the post is the name “Papiesha” … yeah

  26. Ken says:

    Funny how PBJ says “learn to spell FACEBOOK”
    PBJ should also learn to spell “LIKE”
    Nonetheless, PBJ wins.

  27. Lawls says:

    Im in shock that someone named their child Papiesha…Wtf is with the esha’s? Will black people put anything infront of esha and call it a name? Anyone else confused here?

  28. blahhh says:

    Who the fuck cares if it’s fake….thats the point….i think its hilarious….made my day.

  29. w0rd says:

    I agree with blahhh….

    Fake or not it was fucking hilarious

  30. mars says:

    A kiss is not a contract but it’s very nice it’s very very nice! Just because you’ve been exploring my mouth
    Doesn’t mean you get to take an expedition to the south

    Pugs Boston Terriers and Dachshunds rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Alonzo Reed says:

    UBER PWNAGE!!! GO PBJ!!!

  32. Kevin says:

    derek can changeprofile pic and name

  33. briana says:

    i seriously hope this girl isn’t serious.

  34. joooooooo says:

    totally fake but lol.

  35. kira says:

    i think this might be a housepets reference not sure though

  36. Brian says:

    ahh, one of the better fake ones on failbook


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