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Jim, plead the 5th quick.


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  1. David says:

    And also, “St. Patty’s Day” (as you retarded Yanks call it – NO ONE calls it that in Ireland) is in Spring. Fail.

    • Colm says:

      Who cares what you call St. Patrick’s day in Ireland? It didn’t start in Ireland, it’s a Catholic feast day, celebrated everywhere, and St. Patrick was a Briton… and if it did matter what you called it in Ireland anyway, as if it was an Irish-festival as people thing, the more “correct” name would be Lá Fhéile Pádraig, so you’re probably calling it the wrong thing too.

    • Your Mom says:

      Spring starts 3/20. St. Patty’s day is 3/17. Still winter, jack a55!

    • Steak Balls says:

      F**k Ireland. Liberal p**sies.

  2. shake says:

    oh, I thought at first the issue was that St. Patty’s day is still in winter.

  3. Adrian says:

    They said they might go BACK for St Patty’s Day, not that they just went.

  4. Tony Nguyen says:

    stupid yankz

  5. Edwardo says:

    … I don’t think she meant that St. Patty’s is in the winter- merely that they’ll be going to Chicago then. But the actual joke is funny. Got my vote.

  6. Duh says:

    I know I’m going to feel real stupid after this is explained to me, but I don’t get it?

  7. Bob says:

    I don’t understand this either… St Pats day is March 18th, it’s not usually cold in Chicago anymore then. What Jim said just confused me.

  8. angelo says:

    Jim says that “I hate to say this but you look like your mom.”

    Mom says why jim “hates to say this” as if its a bad thing to look like her mom. haha

  9. lameo says:

    Answer: He hates to say it, because he knows kids hate hearing that they look like their parents.

    Mystery solved.

  10. amy says:

    see i didnt get it at first, but it was cos i didnt see the ‘mom’ at the end of what he said


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