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Honesty WAS his best quality.

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  1. I bet he wishes that women didn’t play mind games like that. Geez you broke up with him, you don’t ask stuff like that. Grow up!

  2. Wiggy Jiggy Jed says:

    Wait… so women dont like mucho sexo and being treated like crap?

  3. Well well, tbh, firstly, Why the hell did she post this to public? Pretty much proves how much of a hoe she is at this point -.-, Has she never EVER heard of something called, the phone? Or Messaging? Honestly, the fail here isn’t ONLY about her being too blonde to realise it, More like, x2 combo for posting how she enjoyed being fucked , to public LOL. *Facepalms* Besides, He is being honest,Imo better be straight up on how you wanna do it and what you liked about it. There’s no use lying about bad sex, she should be glad he enjoyed her and seriously move the fuck on.

  4. Tray Dawg says:

    You really oughta do a better job of blurring out the name/picture. I totally just found both of these people.

  5. Nanu Nanu says:

    Is it just me or did what he missed seem kind of romantic? I mean they were all about making HER feel good.

  6. Bruce says:

    If he had said he missed fingering her AND taking walks in the park it would have been okay.

  7. Svaryy says:

    Mom – Sarah, WHAT THE FUCK, YOU WHORE, GROUNDED.
    Sarah – Oh shit, I forgot I added you.

  8. on facebook though….all out in the open too…

  9. Good post, thanks a lot!

  10. Eliot says:

    So she is a hoe just because she likes sex? She’s a dumb fuck for posting it on Facebook but she hasn’t done anything to make her a whore..

  11. Mateusz says:

    Did she expect him to say he missed her wonderful writing ability, with perfect spelling and grammar?


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