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They better hurry up, Hannah Montana is almost on.


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  1. Matt says:

    HE REALLY IS!!!!

  2. snipersolis says:

    hahaha xD ah that’s priceless. this happened to my cousin i think…

  3. MLD says:

    Then why was he going out with a chick?

  4. commenter says:

    That’s friggin fantastic :D :D :D

  5. OrionFury says:

    What A Twist!

  6. BlueToothbrush says:

    Best ending to a tweenage whine-off ever.

    Wish I had the link to that Facebook page so I could see what happened afterwards… XD *is seriously that bored*

  7. Lynz Catastrophe says:

    Whats wrong with you woman? I’d actually think that be the perfect relationship!!

  8. Vansify says:

    That is way too awesome :P

  9. Dork Fish says:

    Can definitely say I don’t blame him.

  10. Gizmondo says:

    Don’t they also know that the way they speak is nowhere close to English?

  11. Dervus the Unchanged says:

    I think I got dumber after reading all that…

  12. alex says:

    Wow. . .its like a freshman year conversation behind the bleachers.

  13. luigi(; says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah

  14. John says:

    hilarious but quite obviously a fake lol. the comments start before the actual notification of being single. like i said tho – it doesn’t stop it being piss your pants funny.

  15. Chettra Heng says:

    i want my 2mins back!

  16. anonymous says:

    LTR = Later
    IK = I Know
    IKR = I Know Right
    ILY = I Love You
    N = And

    Although I was never much of a fan, if this is the direction English is going I fear for it.

  17. natsumi says:

    TOTAL PWNAGE!

  18. hummlah hullah says:

    yessssss

  19. ♥~shayla*rose~♥ says:

    rotflmfao!!! dis is sooo funny! such a twisted ending……. SOOOO FUNNY!!! XD ☻☺☻♥♥

  20. AlbinoCrow says:

    …Called it.

  21. WTF says:

    Little whore! She’ll appreciate him when she’s older and been around the block so many times, or been abused by a ‘bad boy’. Doesn’t mean he’s gay at all.

  22. jinxed says:

    Nice matt. *hands matt some internets*

  23. aha says:

    she was ‘single’ 16 minutes ago but they commented 1 hour ago? wtf?

  24. lmfao33 says:

    i think i lost some IQ points in reading that…

  25. Michael says:

    It’s so sad when I need to use Urban Dictionary as a translation tool on the internet.

  26. Adrienne says:

    My god, I bet they are all in middle school too.

  27. this is how you know that girls are stupid..they always get mad when a boy treats them wrong like cheating on them or beating them..but maybe it’s because you go for THE WRONG DUDE..in this case..the right guy swings left…waaaaaaaaay left..hahahaha

  28. *burrrrp* says:

    “Gay Boyfriend, Gay Boyfriend, I don’t really care that you are queer~”

    The Hazzards <3

  29. danhess says:

    uhmm idk how the post was 16 minutes ago, and the first comment was an hour ago ? :I ahaha faill

  30. Bunbo says:

    I don’t think you guys get this …
    You guys should watch some Will & Grace :)

  31. iGotBadHumor says:

    ROFLMFAO HAHAHAHAHA

  32. Jack says:

    The first comment was posted 45 mins before the original post.. wtf? thats fake like hell

  33. Peach says:

    Erm, the last post still has the “delete” showing. That makes this a fail :(

  34. Lou says:

    I will never understand humans. I give up. *cracks up* Seriously, what’s wrong with these teenie bopper girls, eh? They’re upset because a guy treats them right? And because of that he’s gay. That makes tons of sense.
    ….I’m a hood rat, “bad boys” aren’t all they’re cracked up to me. Ask the girl that got beaten to a bloody pulp that was my neighbor….

  35. YIZO says:

    There is not a font large enough for this FAIL!!
    But you are right this is a cut and paste. Still funny tho.

  36. Hello! says:

    ….W.O.W..


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