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Suck it harry
His own fault for adding Snape. That is just begging for trouble.
I didn’t realize that they had potions class at hogwarts when most people are normally eating dinner.
Probably remedial Potions.
but if it was remedial potions, how could harry be using his cellphone, since he would have been having his brains rattled around in his head?
He knows magic.
@ jane smith
I didn’t realize they used computers in Potions class.
They don’t. It says he sent it from a cell phone.
I thought electrical devices couldn’t work at Hogwarts???
Anyways, this is hilarious!
that’s right!!
WOOOOOOW you really need to get a life
And you and I, my friend, have the same name! Yay!
But all lexis should be nerdfighters.
Any pottergeek would know things like this.
Best wishes.
what was this in?
i forget
Prisoner of Azkaban. Snape filling in for Moony and pointing him at the page about werewolves.
Actually he was filling in for Lupin. The rest it right.
Moony is Lupins nickname.
Fail!
your butt.
I didn’t realize that you could even access the internet at Hogwarts, thought that there was some kind of magic that stopped muggle electronics from working. (And yes, I know it’s a geek thing to say, it’s late for me.)
Only 7 comments when I entered but I KNEW someone had made a comment about this
Well if someone didn’t make a comment abou that, I was going to. (:
its a magical phone
Yeah, like Colin’s camera.
Colin’s camera was the old-fashioned kind, not digital.
lol love ur name! although i prefer annabeth but at least she’s better than racheal. if u hv no idea wat im saying and ur name jjust happens to be thalia im sorry
Pshh!! Nerds unite!!
Flaunt your nerdiness. pottergeeks rule, btdubs.
Didn’t Harry graduate like a decade ago?
and isn’t Snape dead too?
This is not their real FB account, these logs were fake!
No duh!
and aren’t these all spoilers?
No. Snape not dead. T-T
Snape dead. I haz a sad.
You should join the club Voldy. We have Firewhiskey aplenty.
And many, many sads. TT____TT
Ooh! I want to join!!
(SPOILER ALERT FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS) you are not allowed to haz a sad, you killed him. with your epic horcrux-snake-of-death.
Best one EVER!
OMG. DIS SHIT IS SOOO FAK. HRY pOTTER IS A BOK. HEIS NOT ON FACBOOK.
And you can’t spell. You’ve got caps lock on. And none of us care. As: THIS IS FAILBOOK!
No kidding Sherlock
Your intuition is astounding.
For the sake of the world, I really hope you’re joking…
No shit genius.
isn’t this fictional? =_=
no shit sherlock…
my friend says the EXACT same thing O.O
Stfu watson…Wait…You have a good point there . _. Carry on :c
@jane smith & RainbowPoof
If I was a huge HP dork, which I’m not, I’d remind you that Harry would technically have been Facebooking during Defence Against The Dark Arts, not Potions
But Snape taught a Defence against the Dark Arts class in third year when Lupin was sick because of his lycanthropy. And he said, “Turn to page three hundred and ninety four.”
Yes… that’s basically what I said :\ …
You dare correct me!?! AVADA KEDAVRA!
EXPELLIARMUS!
STUPIFY!!! (oh my god… we are such nerds, arent we?)
I thought it was impossible to counter an Unforgivable. D:
7th book- how does voldemort die
RICTUMSEMPRA!!!!!! hehehehe one of my favs
rictum sempra? fail. sectum sempra? win.
Its the ticklling spell.
LOL PWNED^^
You two were on Facebook during class??? What is wrong with you? Gryffindor lost ten points and it’s all your fault! Don’t come asking me to tell you what you missed in class.
Hermione – you worry too much. Anyway, Snape’s a git. Harry and him have that whole mutual enmity thing going on. Snape hates him because Harry looks like his popular father, remember?
What now, Hermione?
Just chill out!
And Ron? Go away next time, OK?
You four, come to my office.
50 gajillion points from Gryffindor thanks to Mr. Weasley calling my a stupid git. *walks away cape all billowly*
*whimper*
He’s … He IS gone, right?
And Harry, please don’t go on facebook again. I guess I can’t really stop you … don’t wanna do that Petrificus Totalus thing again …
Ooooh, I can see it now! “Facebook surpasses learning as harry Potter’s no.1 interest”!
I suggest you leave Harry alone, Skeeter.
-Shakes her jar at Rita Skeeter.- This story will not be published; unless of course you would like me to publish my own story- to the Ministry of Magic. It’d be quite nice to see your beetle-self in the Minister’s office!
*pulls out guitar* Why don’t we sing a song to bring up everyone’s spirits?
Hermione can’t draw,
Hermione can’t draw,
Hermione cannot draw,
She only reads books and she cannot draw,
Hermione cannot draw.
Lupin can’t sing!
Lupin can’t sing!
Lupin can’t sing!
ALL Y’ALL ARE WIN!
HEY HEY HEY! WHAT ABOUT HERMIONE? Remember how she can’t draw?!
hrmph…Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily, next year I’ll be transfered to Pigfarts. >:D
Weasley is my king
Weasley is my king
he let my quaffle in
Weasley is my king
hey weasley, my place, 9pm. no need for pjs
Why the heck would Harry and Snape be friends on Facebook?
Why does anyone add their bosses or teachers on Facebook? For one reason and one reason alone. To fail.
This is stupid! I want real posts where I can read funny updates, not fake ones…
then why r u writing comments… just ignore it…
The comments are half an hour apart.
ahahahahhahah @Wiggy Jiggy Jed. ^^
ahhahahahahahahahahah
learn to type. how old are you, eight?
TECNICALLY theres no spell that stops muggle electronics from being used at Hogwarts, it’s just that there’s so much magic in the air that it causes them to go haywire, but perhaps if harry is in the dungeons, FAR away from most of the magic in the castle, it might be possible
XD im tired
Oh yes he could have. 20 points from Griffendor and Mister Potter you will come to my office where I will take your phone and you will not get it back until Serius Black comes and retrieves it for you.
But, I thought you spent all of YOUR time sucking it.
W-why are you bringing *me* into this, Potter? You wait till my father hears about this…Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs.
maybe they ARE in the dungeons, and its just pg. 394 of another book…
How exactly can one create these fake Facebook messages? Is there some sort of generator?f
A wizard did it.
Touche…
LOL Should have been O-O Like his glasses instead of O_O XD!
gah, yes, this is a fake post! and it is funny! just laugh! duh, Hogwarts is fictional, and duh this is all a joke. but it was MEANT as a JOKE so just hahaha, comment “heehee, I liked that,” and leave it alone, haters. if people want to believe that Hogwarts is real then let them! Dumbledore would be ashamed of the nasty comments on here!
And Hermoine: hear hear! You tell those boys!
I laughed so hard at this I farted.
Hahahaha! Brilliant!
Though, why is the Facebook set to American? :p In the British setting, it’s out of 24 hours, not 12.
Not sure. I’m Canadian and I use the British setting (I prefer the 24h system).
i weep for the people who think this is real T_T
ahahha…u go harry!!! facebooking during class is the in thg now..ahaha
wow…this is so funny I literally forgot to laugh…then the laughter kicked in
nobody wants to see this shit. just FYI.
i missed the part where this was funny
so how do oyu make these?
because i have some really good ideas…
Screenshots and lots of Photoshop. =D
Or the old fashioned way: Set up all the accounts and do the posts.
And yet a third way, save the HTML from a Facebook page, and edit it around until you get what you want. (You may still need Photoshop for fixing up avatars, though.)
How the hell do I get wireless service at the Leaky Cauldron?
I thought they had WIFY???
I thought you had Wi-Fi on the Knight Bus!
LOVE THIS. PURE HILARITY. THIS IS AWESOME!
Harry Potter is awesome..
OMG!!! HARRY POTTER ISN’T REAL?!?!?
WTF!!!
Break my heart! I thought I could go there and it was real! SHOCK!
*Ridiculario*
OH MY GAWD JUST FUCKING LAUGH WITH THE REST OF US!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I lol’d.
Hard.
THIS IS ALL A LIE.
ME AND SNAPE ATE HARRY FOR BREAKFAST, AND HE WAS THE BOY WHO DID NOT LIVE.
haha take that potter!
you too Mr Malfoy
Dude! Harry was texting during class?!! Ohhhhhhhhhh! (I used to watch Harry Potter, but I’m more interested in Sonic the Hedgehog, & Rock music like Crush 40 & Axel Rudi Pell now! ^^)
CRUSH 40 FTW
HP Geek moment: Electronics don’t work on Hogwarts school grounds, though.
I am afraid that is my doing. You see, I enabled Harry’s cellular device to not react to magic. Of course being, forgive me, a rather skilled wizard, I can do such things.
My purpose? I needed to keep on a text-to-text basis with Harry, discussing rather confidential plans regarding Tom Riddle. I shall have a conversation with Harry for his “misuse” of technology. As for now, I have twenty one thousand time tables to revise, and an acid pop waiting for me at my desk.
Toodles,
- A. Dumbledore
Sir, do you think I could maybe have one of those acid pops when we have our discussion? Please? I need to get the taste of this @#$# out of my mouth from Snape’s last detention…
Now, now Potter. You know you liked it.
wait………. wouldnt snape and ron have to have either a phone or computer too?
Harry! Dont get on Snapes nerve! (haha jk go ahead.) And i need to ask Dumbledore if he can get me one of those ‘special cellular phones’ and give one to Mr. Weasly
whoops! i meant to say “and give a REGULAR one” haha now thats fixed…….. yayz
PROFESSOR Snape, Harry, and please keep the foul language to a minimum
. And I suppose I could allow you to take an acid pop, I am running short, however. I will have to make a trip to Honeydukes this evening to pick some up. I will also speak to Severus about giving you…treats… during your detentions, I am sure they are quite revolting.
Oh, and Nymphadora, I have requested a delivery of cellular devices for all members of the order. I am quite positive that they will be needed for the next few years.
Severus, if you would meet me in my office tomorrow at eight O’clock, that would be much appreciated.
Ciao,
- A. Dumbledore
this is so sad its incredible
George. Rather than insulting my class by saying my style of teaching is sad, why don’t you just copy your notes on mer-people. Extra homework for you, 1 quadrillion points from Hufflepuff.
Wow, I’m so glad that i dont have to go to school anymore!
wait…… isnt george in gryffindor? not hufflepuff
A life? What ‘s that? Where can I get one?
OMG this whole page is actually even funnier than the original post, which in itself is quite funny. Oh and Harry watch out for rackspurts and have you seen my shoes someone has stolen them; their not on the ceiling beems this time, and i really do need them back…?
It’s spelled “wrackspurt” my dear Luna. Now go down beyond Bottom Bridge and catch enough Plimpies to make soup for all of us. In the meantime, would anyone fancy an infusion of Gurdyroots? We make it ourselves, you know.
thank you for the offer, ill go and see if remus can come too!
Remus is dead
Remus died
And you’re dead, too.
HERMIONIE CAN’T DRAW! HERMIONIE CAN’T DRAW1 HERMIONIE CANNOT DRAW!!
Snape caught me twice on my iPhone. I got it charmed now, Everytime I use it I get snape singing me ingredients to potions.
Luna im almost positive that your shoes are hidden in an empty classroom nad the 6th floor. Oh, and great job Neville!
Now friends..
You know who will be the victor in this epic battle.
I revere your courage to use a cellphone during Snape’s class Potter, but in my reign Facebook will not be tolerated. Phones will only be used for Death Eaters to Text because many of them find the Dark Mark a bit tiresome nowadays.
Till then I will be removing the phone networks from around Hogwarts so you and Dumbledore do not “communicate” in this handy manner.
Till then, Farewell.
“Signed”
Lord Voldemort
(Voldy)
Facebook FTW
oh, thank god we aren’t using the dark mark anymore!!
Professor Snape sir, I was just wondering if I could have a detention with you tonight? I think I may have done something bad and deserve punishment. I’ll clean your couldron!
Thanks tonks they were there(how did you know)!? Theres a new quibbler coming put, anyone want tpo by one…. page 6 is all about the nargles…. and you read page ten upside down…. please, this ones half price..!
Luna, can i have a copy of the quibbler. i love that magazine. loads better than the daily prophet. and about your shoes…… i have ways of finding out. (top secret stuff) thanks!
At least Herminie is paying attention.
If Neville Longbottom is online, I have found a list of passwords to the Gryffindor common room, with your name on it. I am afraid you must come to my office, there are matters I must discuss with you regarding organization. Do not worry, you are not in trouble! If you come by, I will tell professor Snape to cancel your detention this friday. Yes, I know you spilled dragon acid all over the desks in potions class. No I do not hate you for it.
And Nymphadora, thank you for finding Luna’s shoes. I appreciate it!
- A. Dumbledore
It was my pleasure.
hehe
And Tom,
I have put my very own use of archaic magic on the network so that you do not interfere. I am truly sorry, but I must take these precautions.
You will have to find another way to get to Harry.
- A. Dumbledore
I can’t believe you guys are still on!
Um…
Electronic devices don’t work in Hogwarts!
well hermionie, if your on telling the boys to get off……. doesnt that kinda contradict itself?
ooops……….wrong comment board……..
and which comment board were you going to exactly?
it would be better if you didn’t know
are you sure you want to go there edward?
Oh marh gay!
i dont think anyone wants to comment after chuck norris………… hes just that awesome you know
Well for one thing you just did, another thing i just did, and another thing Chuck Norris is too white to be that awesome.
What the fuck
Indeed.
Hi mum
harry added snape?…too much firewhisky :/
Now, stop it guys, I’m Sirius
Ass.- Sirius Black
Ignore the “Ass.” thing please, it was an error… I guess you’re gonna say “fail”, but be tolerant please, I got killed, you know
S. Black
OMG SIRIUS YOUR ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs over and hugs super tight*
Actually I just turned white and went through a gate… not really what I’d call death but it does the job
OH MY GOD YOUR ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh was it not a dementional portal? I thought you were in middle earth…
How come Harry’s says ten hours ago, but then the comments have a date?
ha ha ha! i luv Harry Potter. <3
“Never, I repeat, never, would I expect this from you, Mr. Potter. You were on the Muggle internet during class. Professor Snape was trying to teach you, Mr. Potter. He was giving you the education you need to survive in the wizarding world. Tell me, what would you do if you came face-to-face with a real, full-grown, transformed werewolf and had absolutely no experience in handling it? I am going to have to give you a week’s worth of detention, Mr. Potter. And, I’ll take 40 EXTRA points from Gryffindor. Added on to Professor Snape’s points, and you just lost Gryffindor 50 points. Detention starts next Monday. Good day.”
How do you do this? Do you just edit it using Paint or something?
d3bates… Honestly? It’s DEBATES. Say it now: debates. If you swish and flick on up the comments, you’ll find the explanation near the top. Honestly, in Hogwarts: A History the number one rule is to read.
Harry! Shame on you! You should pay closer attention in class. I didn’t sacrifice my life for you to be on the Facebook during class.
This entire comment page is funnier than the picture in question. XD
The reason he can update facebook from his phone without haveing magical interference is because the iPhone has an app for that DUH!!!!
Hey Twin! Has Zoey read this comment board yet? She loves the Harry Potter books!
Wait… we better get back to school before Neferet catches us! We`ll have to show Zoey later
Harry, on facebook during class? Don’t ever do that again, I’m sirius. Oh and btw, you didn’t add me on facebook but you added Snape? I haz a sad
OH MY GOD YOUR ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
STUPIFY!
Aha! You thought you could fool us all, FAKE-SIRIUS! Sirius would NEVER tell the Prongslet to get off Facebook during class! Shame on you, Death Eater! I’m telling Dumbledore, and then you’ll be EXPELLED!
And NO, that is NOT absurd!
…say, you’re not Snivillus, are you?
OH MY GOD YOUR ALIVE TOO!!!!!!
Sirius, while I am glad you are alive, I can’t believe how rotten your spelling is! Don’t you know how bad texting-shorthand is? You need to set a better example!
H. Granger
Someone has a bug up there butt.
-HaRry PoTtEr
WTF HARRY?!? That is not how you spell!
-Hermione Granger
I didn’t know Hogwarts had reception… or wireless internet…
Mrs.Granger! Watch the language! That’s triple detention.!
You know I can’t believe the mudblood got detention (sarcasm).
Oh no she di’nt!
Oh yes I d’id!
Hahahahahahahahahaha. potter got pwnd!
Turn to page three hundred and ninety four.
0_0
T
@Granger Whats a matter? Why don’t you respond?
W****
B****
You go girl!
Tom? Is that you?
No….
Ha! Wait till the other villains hear about this!
Look who’s talking Mr. I was beaten by a 12 year old
No comment….
pwnd!
…..
HERMIONE CANT DRAW,
HERMIONE CANT DRAW,
HERMIONE CANNOT DRAW!
SHE ONLY READS BOOKS AND SHE CANNOT DRAW
EVEN IF SHE’S READING ON HOW TO DRAW!
hehe
Awkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard.
All of these comments=WIN
OMG I laughed SO HARD i think i broke a few ribs!
J.K Rowling FTW!!
Oh Noes im back!
Lol jks I had my face burnt off….
i’m flattered by all the imposters but remember kiddies there is 1 and only 1 voldemort.
This isn’t possible…electronics don’t work in Hogwarts!
DEMENTORS!!
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did you really just get trolled that hard?