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Just wait until she tells you which one of your buddies she’s dating!


Submitted by: Sushi-Cat

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  1. GoSeaHox says:

    Better find out if they moved, too, Jared

  2. Ellie says:

    How DO you ‘forget’ to tell your kid you and your spouse are divorced?

  3. whiterabbit says:

    Ahhhl, that’ s so bad if the internet has to tell you about your “real-life-family-status”…

  4. Jeeheph says:

    Funny! But what the story doesn’t tell is that Janice was probably not Jared’s mother… ;)

  5. Alexxx says:

    ahahahahah thats hilariousss
    ps that happened on my birthday

  6. Fanboy Wife says:

    “By the way, grandma passed away, your sister had twins, and I’m moving to Florida!”

  7. hurts for him….still funny though

  8. Thalia says:

    It’s really sad how people tell friends and family what’s going on in their live on facebook. Janice should’ve told Jared face-to-face. Phone or even e-mail would’ve been better, too, because they’re more private.

  9. Fayge says:

    Ouch.

  10. Just Meh says:

    That’s freaky… I know a kid named Jared and his mom’s name is Janice… and his parents are divorced. O_O

  11. hippogators and crocopotamuses says:

    This took longer for me to get than it should have. *facepalm*

    • teh bo j.j.j.janglezzzz - F-Team el capitan of bleech swiggery says:

      Its okay… I got it right away cause this same thing happened to me. Only with explosions and an elaborate chase scene.

  12. merilisa says:

    We are assuming she is his Mom…she could be his stepmom, in which case it would really have been the Dad’s responsibility.

  13. Xirtama says:

    The number of thumbs is OVER 9000!!!!


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