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Anyone else want to know what happened next?!
YES!!
Why when I’m first and I say penis i get censored? I mean, that’s totally stupid.
Yeah, thanks
Makes me wish I could read the follow up.
What happened is she realized she was carrying the genes of a guy who cannot spell “sure” and went directly to PP. That, or… have you seen Idiocracy?
I’m shure it was a typo as he spelled it correctly the next time and also that U and H touch on the keyboard..think about it.
Awesome X”D
I wanna know
I rly do
love how this is pretty much straight from the “Jenny” song from Flight of the Conchords…
Just kill the baby while it’s in the womb, everybody’s doing it
I highly disagree that they should kill the baby. There have been over 46,000,000 (That’s 46 million) abortions since 1973. And in the United States alone, there are over 1.3 million abortions performed yearly.
On average, women give at least 3 reasons for choosing abortion: 3/4 say that having a baby would interfere with work, school or other responsibilities; about 3/4 say they cannot afford a child; and 1/2 say they do not want to be a single parent or are having problems with their husband or partner. (AGI)
Unfortunately, the right to kill supersedes the right to be pregnant and the right to life at the moment. I’m fighting to change that.
5 out of 3 women apparently don’t know how fractions work.
I was going to educate you regarding disjoint sets and people giving more than one reason for their decisions, but I think I’ll stick with something you understand. You’re retarded.
Clearly you didn’t read everything that I said… it reads, “On average, women give AT LEAST 3 reasons for choosing abortion: 3/4 say that having a baby would interfere with work…” Meaning, that the women give more than 1 reason for killing their child… MEANING, my fractions are completely correct.
I suggest you stop talking about stuff you have no idea about. The emotions that come with having an abortion are worse than you can EVER imagine.
Then don’t get one. But do NOT presume to tell other women what they can or cannot do with their own bodies. My mistakes are MINE to make, not yours. How would feel if I forced you to get a tattoo? And yes, though trivial, to some, they ARE the same. Quit ASSUMING the world needs a lesson in morality, and that morality should match yours. I don’t care if 3/4 of women chose abortion because they want to fit into a pretty dress next week. You make your decisions and lead your life the way YOU want to, and leave me to make mine.
YES! Nicly said.
Kaylee-
Respectfully, from an adult woman who has had an abortion I suggest you do a bit of studying as to this history which led to woman having the right to make decisions about their own body. The world now is a very different world than it was in the past. We can be quite blessed to learn from our history as to ensure we do not repeat the same horrible mistakes.
Beyond that, I suggest you learn to be a bit careful with the information you post online. Using a fake name does not disguise you when you include a link to your twitter. WIht this I see your full name, where you go to school, church & twitter tracks who you are with when Please take precautions to protect yourself so you do not end up a crime statistic.
15 is a young time & I hope you enjoy it. There is a world beyond your small private Christan education & your evangelical church. I hope God helps you to see there are many sides to all issues in life.
My apologies if I’ve offended any of you. I tend to speak my mind and I’m sorry if I seem “preachy” or anything of that nature. Thanks for your replies.
Looks like Wendy’s ’bout to abort Kaylee…
not when u have a fake name on there to XD i know i’m bored n being a smart ass but i’m sorry this fb fail cracked me up have u seen the one where the chic epically failed n said hey thanks for the other nite n got into all the details lol omg thats ones just lol
Respectfully, perhaps all women should research the beginnings of the “right to choose”.
You will find it is stemmed in racism. Getting rid of the lower class, by getting them to get rid of themselves. Yes, it’s true.
Roe V. Wade is originated in lies.
The emotional toll, and physical backlash that *can* not always *will* happen, gets brushed under the rug.
There’s a lot more to this than a simple medical procedure. Let’s not minimize.
You’re full of shit.
If women stopped making mistakes we wouldn’t need abortions in the first place.
It’s not necessarily the WOMEN who make the mistakes. Ever heard of rape? Even if it wasn’t rape, it takes two to tango, if you know what I mean.
You people are so fucking stupid… haha wow
I too support lesbian sex.
Honestly if you haven’t been thrue an abortion then none of you know what your talking about. There are many reasons woman and girls have them. not just 3 reason’s either.It is one of the most pain full things you will ever go thrue. And for most woman never get over it. I do believe it is a woman right do what she want’s with her body. She is the one that has to deal with it in the end. Also it is not just a woman fault why she get’s pregnet so grow up and know the facts before you start judging ever body. Untill you been thrue then you say something about what its like.
I agree, Ive never been pregnant, but I saw my friend through her abortion, and it’s not a frivolous issue; these women go through hell because it’s THEIR CHOICE. So f**k you if you think you can decide for everyone else, as far as I’m concerned, a woman’s body equals a woman’s right to choose.
Also, I’d like to point out the amount of abused, neglected, and abandoned children out there and point out that there would probably be a LOT more if you didn’t allow poor/uneducated/unready/single/teenage women to abort their unwanted pregnancies.
I would also like to point out it’s not something I would do myself, and my sister was a teenager mother and she’s an awesome mum, but that doesn’t change the fact that a woman’s body is her choice.
what i can’t believe is that any person on this earth can say that bringing life into this world is a horrible mistake. my best friend who graduated from harvard with honors, loves children, and is the kindest person you’ll ever meet got diagnosed with cervical cancer and can NEVER get pregnant. just because someone gets pregnant at a bad time in their life doesn’t mean it’s a bad time in someone else’s life. not only does abortion take away your chance at being a mother but it takes away someone else’s chance as well because that baby could have been adopted by a loving family who could love and support him/her. life isn’t something to mess around with, there’s cause and effect in this world and, for all you know, you could have had a kid, that you adopted out, who could have created a lot of good change in this world but will never know because that child was never given a chance. so don’t go around talking bout life as a horrible mistake, if we get going down that road husbands could start shooting there wives for that same reason lol
it’s not like there’s a shortage of adoptable babies in the world. a woman’s right to choose does not limit another person’s chance at adoption.
Perfect. 46 million less babies and young adults with totally messed up lives ruining the world.
fail at trying to point out a fail
I was being sarcastic, there’s got to be an emoticon for that. What kind of monster would accually mean that. Happy to help with the lead-in anyway.
woman shut the fuck up and go make me a sammich
Chester is the man
Yay for people telling other people wat to do because they think they know wats right!
Ella, darling. You have no right to tell me or any other woman what to do with her body. You can’t kill something that isn’t alive and a fetus isn’t a person. Stop trying to force me to live to your morals, and I won’t expect you to live by mine.
indeed. I’m not christian, or part of any fundamentalist religion which dictates my thought, and I agree with Ella. I believe in life at conception not because of souls or anything which can’t be seen with science, but I do know this: At the time of conception, the child has all the genetic information that he/she needs to become everything they will be. I have the same number of chromosomes as a fetus does, and the fetus is living – it is getting nutrition from its mother, it is growing, undergoing cell division… just because their body and brain isn’t fully formed does not mean that they’re not a living being. Even when you’re born, you’re not “fully formed.” You still grow, your brain still has a lot more maturing to do – if I’m not a person until I’m fully formed, then I don’t “exist” until I’m 25! Yet obviously I’m a living, thinking, feeling person.
“It is life, yes, but life as in the way mould on a sandwich, or bacteria on a kitchen counter is life. It’s not HUMAN for a looooong time, roughly 4/5 months, and unless you’re a vegan (or an idiot), you can’t claim abortion is wrong without being hypocritical.”
That is the stupidest paragraph I have ever read. Good job.
Oh, what the hell? Why can’t we have a conversation about accidental pregnancy without having this pointless debate about abortion? You’re arguing on the internet, it’s not going to make anybody do anything about your opinion on it.
This just may be the first eva Failbook FAIL
not really, pwn has a point.
Billie Jean is not my lover, she’s just a girl who claims that IIIIII am the one, but the kiiiid is not my son…
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
i win
Geez, her opening line would have been a good clue – “.. you need to call me and we need to talk.” It’s a dead give away that some bad news is about to be imparted to poor Brett.
The “we need to talk” line always sends shivers down my spine… Nightmares are made of that stuff.
CB….we need to talk…
+1 internets
Is it possible for us to have a follow up to this?
I dunno who is more at fault for this, the girl could be totally off and have the wrong person but regardless sweetie THEY ARE CALLED CONDOMS!!! not to mention you should also not have enough to drink that you forget who you slept with.
Brett, you had way too much to drink as well. But then again she could have the wrong guy.
I’m serious, we have facebook soap opera going on here, do i get more later?
There are also could have been a less public way to do this. Sweetie, its called either sending a private message not posting on his wall, or just have an abortion.
Uhm… who died and made you the morality police? She tried to break it to him gently. He was too much of a douche to just pony up and call her ass.
Who was being moral? Open your eyes and learn to read, all I did was list off possible explanations to this story. Pay attention.
Direct quote, cut and paste version:
“I dunno who is more at fault for this, the girl could be totally off and have the wrong person but regardless sweetie THEY ARE CALLED CONDOMS!!! not to mention you should also not have enough to drink that you forget who you slept with.”
Sure sounds like morals to me.
Ya know what? I dont appreciate being condemned for speaking my mind. Its what i think and i’m allowed to share that view since it doesn’t really hurt anybody. I have just as much of a right because i come from a small town full of teen moms, i have watched my friends and my sisters friends become mothers long before they should simply because they didn’t want to ruin the moment. So yeah, i “apologize” for saying what is on my mind. And no, it was not supposed to be about morals, i just dont word things right, however i think more people should have morals, not to mention common sense about safe sex, which clearly many people are lacking.
Give it a rest.
Ahem, you’re soap box is showing. Right next to your trailer park.
*your
Lmao, I think what he was trying to say is, Ms. Lynz Catastrophe, is that:
Don’t presume to judge others without knowing shit about what actually happened. Perhaps they did use a condom, and it broke. So please, don’t go all ‘holier than thou’ on anyone; it shows your stupidity.
Actually, I got pregnant with the guy using a condom and me on the pill. Condoms are only 92 per cent effective or something like that, and the pill isn’t 100 per cent either. Don’t assume they weren’t having ‘safe sex’. No sex is safe, really.
mmm but did u always use condoms if not then it was the pills fault tis how i would test the efficency of a product after the bodys gotten use to ur contraceptive test it out n take MAP coz those 2 lil pills will expell everything n take it to the docs to see if anything had been fertilised a bulk bill one but otherwise u mite have a hefty fee n anything that looks like skin take that in 2 and as far as i know its more common to get preggers on the pill then it is with the bar + u dnt pay money every month for new pack of pills s
Oh, Emily. Your eloquence astounds me.
hahahaha win comment
Seriously?
You’re going to look at something like this, and start to offer advice?
Do you go to movies and yell at the characters on the screen to “not go in there” too?
There’s a better than even chance that this whole thing was made up to get a chuckle.
For Odin’s sake, how would she have gotten his facebook contact info and NOT been able to track down a phone number?
I mean honestly. Are you that…
You know what? All I can say is EPIC fail. So glad your concern and intelligence is being put to such good use.
“Sweetie, its called either sending a private message not posting on his wall, or just have an abortion.”
i love the way you just casually toss that option out there, like deciding what to do with an old sofa.
Well, obviously they know each other, because they have friended each other… or am I the onlyone that doesn’t friend a person unless I know them.
Why would you put that on someones wall?
It’s like this:
At least one person got the damn joke lol
only 3 people made this connection? seriously?
This Facebook Fail is worthless without us knowing what happened afterwords
Apparently she has never heard of a thing called private messaging.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Why would you post this on someone’s wall for hundreds of people to see, which can possibly include parents and siblings? That’s incredibly stupid.
Well I’m hooked!
Awesome. If only we knew what the response was.
I think Brett needs to delete his Facebook account. Or change his name.
Wow, now thats what I call a RUDE AWAKENING
See, this is why you don’t fuck anything that moves.
That’a boy, Brett! Just keep playing dumb. That’d be my strategy.
Lol, I love Samuel’s comment at the end.
“Oooh. This is going to be awesome.”
Classic!
SO heres the deal re: abortions. It IS a personal choice. 1/3 the man’s an 2/3 the womans (cause the baby is Knit from her body) Regarding 1.3 million abortions a year in the US~ GOOD~
if you d#$%# bags havnt noticed PEOPLE ARE KILLING THE PLANET. People are the main obstacle to other peoples survival now vs. 100 years ago when the wilderness actually knocked a few of us off from time to time. we need less not more.
4 billion of the worlds 6 Billion peeps live in sqalor. If you wanna save babys ~ then ADOPT a Hatian.
Jesus please save me from your ignorant followers!
Hahaha. You’re kidding me right? Abortion, Global Warming/Globalization, the Haitian earthquake and poverty in the same argument?
Please go raise someone’s chance for survival and jump off a tall cliff
Oh God, not another one.
WHAT CAME NEXT???????? tis exactly like gossip girl
Dam, look at all this hate. Haha man reading these comments is pretty entertaining. Can’t people find better things to do than post their religous beleifs, and yell at eachother? But wat ever keep it up, just giv me a sec to get my popped corn
Hi, welcome to the internet :3
I recognize that blurred photograph. That’s my ex boyfriend.
LOL now thats epic!!
So glad he’s my ex now, seriously.
forreal! Wow! :O So what happened in this saga? Is he the father?
oh gosh, what part of the country are you in?
Hitlers mom considered having an abortion but her doctor talked her out of it.
72.000.000 people lost their lives in World War 2.
Which means 1 abortion could have saved more people then abortions have killed.
In theory Abortion is still behind with 26.000.000 lifes.
So come back when we reach 72.000.001 babies killed and we can talk.
(The hitler thing is a myth so its not a proven fact, still fun)
wait…. rape is a bad thing?
And abortion? I always thought I was just a premo baby… turns out I survived abortion
Samuel = WIN
Samuel = WIN