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Mario should try eHarmony for a new princess.

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  1. Kevin Wells says:

    you should really take my advice and quit posting unfunny, fake facebook fails.

  2. Dave Gomez says:

    This one is fake. the times of the break-up and the sending of the gift don’t add up. This is not from the real mario’s facebook page!! Lamebook ftw!

  3. AZack says:

    “Fictional Facebook Fun” doesn’t mean totally real? I demand my money back!

  4. Timm says:

    wow, you guys are harsh. it wasn’t PERFECT, but it was funny if you knew what they were getting at. its a good one, worth a good hearty chuckle.

  5. andrew says:

    Bwahahaha!

    the p-wing is the best part! Brilliant!

  6. gah says:

    what the hell is a P-wing?

    • Jessy says:

      A P wing (or Power Wing) is an item given to Mario by Princess Peach in Super Mario Brothers 3. If you use the item, you start a level like normal, then immediately fly up to the top of the screen and fly straight through the level, avoiding all obstacles and enemies (and, to even the scales, all coins, 1-Ups, and bonuses). You still get a card at the end as normal, but it’s automatically generated, not influenced by the player’s timing like a normal card. (Please correct me if I’m wrong; it’s been about 10 years since I’ve played SMB3…)

      • CC says:

        A P-Wing sets your P-meter to full (where the P is flashing) through the entire stage, allowing you to fly (if you so choose) as long as you remain Raccoon Mario (or Luigi)—if you get hit, you lose your tail, and your P-meter will lose it’s permanent fill. Game play is normal, otherwise. Getting a card at the end can be achieved as usual, however, because your P-meter is full, should you run and jump, you’re more likely to get a Star card as you’ll achieve that 45° angle with your P-meter being full.

        You may choose to fly above the entire level if you wish, but you still have to hunt out all 1-ups and coins (which may not be possible, as you’re still under the time limit).

  7. coolman says:

    wher is the real mario facebook page or this one

  8. SmackleFunky says:

    Mario got the P-Wing, and told Princess to F-off 11 hours ago… but she only broke up with him 6 hours ago…

    So, sounds like he deserved it.

  9. TheyCallMeTomu says:

    Fun idea, but bad implementation. The work of an amateur. Really, I’m uninspired.

  10. Traci says:

    Man, breakin up can be tough! But this is pretty good! XD (Sorry…I’m a Sonic fan!) I bet Amy Rose would NEVER break up with Sonic, especaly on Facebook…unless he did something REALLY stuped, which he never does! XD XD

    • TheyCallMeTomu says:

      Wasn’t Amy first introduced to the series as some kind of borderline stalker? She wouldn’t break up with Big Blue-she’d commit double suicide!

  11. Susy Sells says:

    I dont know about all the camotion involving farmville. I know one thing for certain if you have tons of time on your hands to waste then thats the game for you :) My cousin is obsessed with it . Solid blog by the way

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  13. Natashax says:

    The Timings Fxxcked Up, Dude.

  14. Boba Fett says:

    We all know Peach had the hots for Bowser, baby.

  15. --- says:

    I cracked up at this…not because it’s funny…cuz it’s really not, it’s just my boyfriend, the first time we were together, dumped me on facebook…his name is Mario.

  16. Pure Awesome says:

    shut up, Mario. Princess Peach deserves better than you.

  17. I think its epic lmfao
    MARIO FTW(:
    x


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