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I'm sure they'll correct the spelling for the party banner.

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  1. Pedrox says:

    Besides the Grammar Nazi comment…

    “They don’t deserve to live” WTF well… It’s the internet, pfft. Noone in the internet deserves to live, how silly I am.

  2. Jim says:

    Stolen from another site, probably bash.org. I can’t remember, but I’ve seen this one several times before.

  3. froofrou the fierce says:

    I’d probably comment the same thing, sadly.

  4. kai says:

    Man this is just sad.

  5. Even though that spelling correction was pretty mean, that Lilah sounds a little too emotional.

  6. meeeeeeeeeee says:

    Except this was submitted by ‘caleb’ look at the x next to the comment.

  7. hoffy says:

    either way the dude was bein an ass

  8. leor says:

    Well, Caleb Spelt “spelled” wrong…

  9. Kit-Kun says:

    Is it wrong how hard this made me laugh? I mean, when Caleb said ‘You spelled ‘congratulations’ wrong’, I almost fell out of my chair laughing. I feel almost bad about it.

  10. YoMamma says:

    My guess is that she was probably some big, fat attention-whore, and he wasn’t going to fall for her bullshit. I wonder how many other status updates she had similar to this?

    If you’re going to fucking kill yourself, you’re not going to announce it on Facebook, and you’re not going to blame anyone else. People who commit suicide feel they have no options left. People who make status updates like this have no plans to kill themselves, but want to attention.

    For that reason, I would probably have said the exact same thing Caleb said.

    (Even though he’s an attention-whore for screen-capping it and sending it to websites.)

  11. YoMamma says:

    want to get attention*

    Sorry.

  12. fuzzysheep says:

    It’s a bit like going on facebook to tell everyone you’re busy, busy, busy (!!!1one) and that you’re never going to get your work done in time…

    She deserved it.

  13. bunnywabbit says:

    You’ll notice that the x to delete on Caleb’s post means it was said just to post on here, most likely.

  14. datGurl! says:

    no whats really crazy is the last comment. the person above is emphatically tryin’ to talk someone out of hurtin themselves and all Caleb can do is correct her spelling??

    • lioness says:

      uhm, that was the point moron.

      • datGurl! says:

        are u callin me a moron? I hope not coz u dont know me, or anything about me. NOTHING is funny about a person about to take their own life! You and Caleb are the morons, bytch…

        U dont want it with me so dont start it.

        • Farglenargle says:

          The fact that it took you 4 months and 2 weeks to respond makes your idle threat so much funnier.

          • Styxxnstones says:

            lmfao, at first datGurl I thought you were trolling….srsly, you keep responding to stuff months after the fact? That’s freaking awesome. In any event, it’s definitely funny to make fun of someone who’s being an attention whore on a social forum. In order to maintain personal friendships I’ve since taken several people out of my newsfeed just so that I don’t have to read their ad hominem posts of waa waa waa, which is likely to have happened in this situation. But thanks for the lol

  15. Anal Kidney Puncher says:

    With a name like yours, nah, it’s not sad at all. I laughed too.

  16. Janice says:

    Oh yeah, post your suicide note on facebook. THAT’S gonna rake in sympathy from EVERYONE.

  17. Liz says:

    hell yes. whewt for not-so-thought-out sympathy attempts!

  18. jinxed says:

    *casts auto-life on lilah so she can see the replies later*

  19. Quesadilla says:

    Lalalalalalaoalalalalalaoalalalalalaoalalalalalaoalalalalalao and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrFFFFFFFFFFFFF :) weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Lisa says:

    HAHAHAHA. Whoops sorry, but it’s just too funny.

  21. Adam says:

    And the grammar nazis prevail!

    • GN says:

      Adam, it’s incorrect to begin a sentence with a conjunction.

      • Measurement says:

        and continuing the tour…. here we see a grammar nazi getting trolled! just look at it!
        oh! that preposition is gonna be tough to get out of there! i’ve never seen a grammar
        nazi get a beating like that! moving on….

  22. Mame says:

    Melodramatic teen is melodramatic. And a fucking idiot

  23. xavier says:

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  24. Mr.Puke says:

    epic name win

  25. Mr.Puke says:

    If I needed to compare Caleb to a house-hold device, he probably would be a toaster full of bacon

  26. Kajan457 says:

    Did anyone else even notice that she uses a semicolon instead of a colon? Just a fun little Grammar Nazi footnote.

  27. Jillian says:

    I’d just like to say, I know who this is O.o well, I haven’t met her but she’s my friend’s cousin. Caleb is her brother…and p.s. she’s still alive xD

  28. Irene says:

    I think it’s rather funny that all of you guys are calling someone out as being an ass yet your comments make you all sound like asses too. It sickens me that anyone can be so cold towards someone else……all of you included!

  29. Nishant Shah says:

    I can show first time correct the spelling for the party banner. It is good for the kids or child. It is nice.

  30. Asswrecker says:

    Funy post and comments, shame losers like “datGurl” show up and ruin it with their massive retardedness, I can only assume all 4 of her grandparents were retards, allowing her to acheive her formidable level of spastitude


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