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Pokemon might be able to cure Cancer.

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  1. jizz says:

    nah, I’d rather have pokemon.

  2. Hurr says:

    It was Koffing.

  3. Pedrox says:

    Pokemanz, better than Cancer cure.

  4. Sophie says:

    That’s creepy. but if you want it that much…why don’t you study to do it? aw… is genetic manipulation and alteration too difficult?

  5. Bananagram says:

    Pokemon: Now with 50% more debate!

  6. Gwenwyn says:

    I took a genetic test once, but I failed.

  7. What if a Pokemon already has cancer? I mean Weezing must have lung cancer, or really bad asthma.

    Yeah, this is really messed up, but I couldn’t stop laughing for like 30 seconds. I kinda feel bad now…

  8. eh says:

    okay, thats really cruel but i cant lie, its also absolutely hilarious

  9. meow says:

    I WANNA MACHAMP!

  10. b4f says:

    clare has really high expectations for her dad if she wants him to be alive for the rest of HER life.

  11. DRK)PIE says:

    i wanna lugia!!!!

  12. maggosh says:

    A Paras killed my father…. :(

  13. kiddie19 says:

    pokemon. i haz it.

  14. RayneJade says:

    i want a Milotic!

  15. Oxypoo's says:

    Pokemon are shit and cancer clears our hospital wards of smokers. End of.

  16. Carys says:

    GIMME MY PIKACHU!!!

  17. Anon. says:

    MUST HAZ PIKACHU NAO!!!!!!!!!!

    LOL.. He was joking and that girl took it way too serious.

  18. matt says:

    lol i want a rayquaza

  19. Bree Kace says:

    lol i wantz a meowth.

  20. Joe Smith says:

    no ur all wrong the greatest pokemon ever is dragonite!!

  21. RainbowPoof says:

    Pfffffft.
    Gastrodon is the best pokemon.
    The West Sea one, I mean. Because it’s pink.

  22. pandapunk27 says:

    best pokemon ever: Jolteon, hands down

  23. Wow. says:

    I think the girl was right in feeling that way.
    That’s hella messed up, you wouldn’t find it funny if someone you care about actually has cancer or died of cancer.

    • weedalin says:

      Unfortunately, if you can’t take a joke, that’s even worse. You’re bound to be offended by every little thing in that case.

    • Hahaha! says:

      “I think the girl was right in feeling that way.
      That’s hella messed up, you wouldn’t find it funny if someone you care about actually has cancer or died of cancer.”

      Dude, my grandpa died of cancer, but I haven’t stopped laughing at this for like the past 20 minutes. The last comment was so hilarious!!!

    • ennui says:

      Heh. My mother died of cancer almost three years ago and I’m still laughing about this.


      would like my mommy back too, though. Jus sayin.

      • greeny says:

        I have had my granddad and uncle die of cancer my grandmother is in remission still laughed at this a lot

        wow this is turning into a one up contest who has most relies with cancer!!

        • n00b says:

          both grandma, one grandpa and a step grandpa? yay one up master. i’ve read this like 10 and lmfao every time. and i think she’s just sad because her and her dad had a suicide pact, thats the only way i see them living to the same age, and now it’s not a pact it’s just emo.

  24. monkeybone says:

    screw that the most bad ass pokemon aerodactyl, the two most graceful rapidash and articuno, but by far the cutest pokemon has got to be mew

  25. J Smith says:

    So if Solar Beam collects sunlight… Does that mean that it just a huge blast of Ultra Violet rays? Cancer beam o3o

  26. Janice says:

    Call me crazy, but I think that if you are over the age of eleven, you should REALLY find a hobby other than pokemon. That shit’s retarded.

    • Caterfree says:

      ‘Scuse you, I’ve been into Pokemon for over 10 years and don’t plan on leaving anytime soon. Maybe those who think Pokemon is for babies are the ones who need to grow up. >|

  27. j says:

    ive always been partial to bulbasaur. leach seed+toxic = victory

  28. Nasa says:

    So, I uh, heard you liek Mudkips.

    It had to be posted, I’m sorry…

  29. Peroxide says:

    Seriously? We’re talking about the best pokemanz to has and nobody’s even mentioned Charizard? Imagine cruising about the skies blasting your enemies with flamethrower attacks! Not to mention he’s just about the bad-assest pokeman ever. Charizard FTW!

  30. shaun says:

    well dont we need pokeballs first? pokemon would be pretty useless without the means to controll them

  31. kewlz says:

    holy shit, I wasn’t expecting that last comment. I can’t stop laughing!

  32. Bobby says:

    What she fails to realize is that creating a Chansey will HELP us cure cancer.

  33. Evee says:

    GIVE ME MY POKEMONZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Bedlam says:

    So…. I herd you like Mudkipz…

  35. Jackie says:

    “So what Pokemon killed your dad?”

    I actually LOL’d at that! xD

  36. Lucariooo says:

    I WANT A FUCKING LUCARIO

  37. Muyonaise says:

    i want a lugia… and sacred ash would cure cancer for sure… or a celebii or chansey

  38. chicken says:

    but if we had psychic pokemon they can cure cancer!!

  39. ... says:

    how old are these people anyway? isn’t that show for like 8 year olds?

    • Caterfree says:

      20 years going on 21 right here and there is a good chunk of fans who are in their 20s and some as old as 40s at least. Don’t be painting us all as immature children.

  40. BIONICLE says:

    This guy takes douchebaggery to a whole new level. That said, I’d want a Deoxys.

  41. EvanescentNightwishestobeWithinTemptation says:

    dibs on lugia.
    That girl shouldn’t be taking this too seriously.
    I’m laughing and my 8 year old cousin had cancer more than once.
    RIP Danny 1999-2008

  42. ...lulz says:

    OH MY GOD…

    I Want a Blastoise pl0x and Pikachu!!

    Gotta catch ‘em all!

  43. TGB says:

    Gawd that’s funny.

  44. Lissa Hyslop says:

    Fuck y’alls Pikachus and Charmanders! Eevee and its genetic imbalance for the fucking win!

  45. As Bernard Black said, “It’s pronounced “PAC-man”

  46. Hehehe, Eevee is my idol, he is as imbalanced as me xD (Im psychicly imbalanced)

  47. Konnor says:

    pokemon would make cancer patients last few years waaay more comfortable

  48. Ruukasu says:

    So… i herd mudkips are super-effective in LAZAAR surgery.

  49. fletcher says:

    for the love of god, never say anything like this any where ever again. not even on /b/

  50. smiley says:

    lolz… ME WANTZ A GALOPPA!!!

  51. Psychic says:

    Are you all really that stupid or are you kidding? I’d rather have a cancer cure! At least ten people that I know and most of them were family. Pokemon is gay.

  52. Hailey says:

    Hah, WIN!
    Pokemon ♥
    Dratini- Favorite.

  53. pezmo says:

    how is ‘Jesus calm down?’ a question?

  54. Rachel says:

    this was hilarious.

    i want an Entei.
    Seriously, he kicked so much ass it wasn’t funny. I can’t believe no one mentioned him before.

  55. jason says:

    Hey if Pokemon were real there wouldn’t be a problem, cause chancy could cure cancer. And if there were Pokemon i could have Alakazam use telekinesis to remove what ever is deeply lodged every ones ass that is making them be pussies, get over your selves no one cares if your Grammy kicked the bucket.

  56. matt says:

    ohhh its awesome i want a charizard!

    i do love it when people take things way to seriously! people who dont laugh t stuff like this get a life! wooo also original series will always be the best! and the games a awesome still! got them for me phone, epic

  57. Erik (get it? heh?) says:

    I rather like ALW…

  58. TwistedViper says:

    Sure, Pokemon could cure her dad, just have them use Recover!!!

  59. Peter North says:

    I WANNA FUCKIN SUICUNE! And plus, as stated previously, chansey could cure cancer. But stil, Suicune could like manipulate all the fuckin oceans ans kill everyone.

  60. Stephanie says:

    How nice that this person is arrogant enough to post his own status. He’s obviously so witty and didn’t plan this AT ALL.

  61. Melanie says:

    omg that was HILARIOUS

  62. Shazia says:

    Dan’s an A-hole.

  63. Sarah says:

    -w- i love dan…..

  64. widfhoq says:

    I want a mudkip..

  65. Tessie Unruh says:

    Yeah pokemon was really cool back in the day haha. We all used to play it. Yellow was easily the greatest lol!

  66. scnauzer says:

    all guys who is just turning red about dan right now are just hilarious x) but seriously WHY IS THERE NO PoKèMoNs? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! i waNNA

  67. bleachgrl says:

    Totally want an Espeon…or maybe an Elekid. :)

  68. Caterfree says:

    I want an Espeon and a Suicune! \o/

    I lol’d far harder at the “So what pokemon killed your dad?” comment than I’d like to admit. |D

  69. herefornoreason says:

    Best 3 pokemon are: Ditto, for his copying, Mew, for being cute and Pikachu for being a fuzzy, portable tazer.

    • Zeratul223 says:

      Hell Yeah!!!!!! there is another one for people that wanted the police officer to say PIKACHU!!!!!! when hit with tazer xD

  70. mew lover says:

    i want a dialga because then i could go back in time and have the best last few days with my best friend and be able to cope with her death better. (btw she did NOT die of cancer, it was a really rare condition that made her brain receive less blood because her veins or arteries were very weak. no one could save her.)

  71. hf says:

    Best. Answer. Ever. Dan for prez!

  72. oni says:

    What the hell is a medabot?

  73. Csou says:

    I’d definintely want a lucario! or a piplup!

  74. kok says:

    i dont care if its wrong that i found that hilarous it was funny as hell

  75. Kate says:

    can i have this guy’s last name so i can kill him!?! My Grandma and Aunt died of cancer!!

  76. me says:

    i think the last comment was kinda mean but it wasnt like he asked the girl to read it she was being oversensitive to get pissed

  77. Kurisutiina says:

    I would give my life and my boyfriends life to cancer if it was required to make pokemon real… I don’t have a pokeball tattoo behind my ear for nothing.

  78. Neol says:

    Wouldn’t that mean that her dad would be over 200 years old?

  79. ImprovShoes says:

    I really like Andrew Lloyd Webber…

  80. Zan says:

    How the hell did this get past the censors? For that matter, WTF happened to the censors?!

  81. Anusbook says:

    Ghost used Curse!

    …And THAT’S how he died.


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